Trade: Anal Virginity

[buckpasser]

I am looking to join a level 9 tracker, so I've decided to give up my backdoor for an invite. This must be for a level 9, or better yet, a tracker so exclusive that it doesn't even exist.

Content and community don't matter. In fact, I don't even plan to use the account after signing up. I just want it for my collection.

Rules:
1 speed test (you must be faster than three minutes);
1 ratio proof (your length must be no bigger than three times your girth).

You must use lots of lube, a condom, and wait for me to finish a bottle of vodka prior to penetration. Video isn't permitted, but you can take one picture for use as an avatar. Upon request, I will dress up as a pirate and yell "thar she blows" as you ejaculate.

If I don't bleed heavily, a +1 would be appreciated.

[SolarisWind]

It's already past the 1st of April.

[puckface]

hahaha.

can i use the empty bottle of vodka to do stuff to you?

[giov]

ohhh that's hardcore
beautiful!

[WarrenBuffet]

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h129/zaa730/816_backdoor.jpg

[fisherman]

Op is that you in your avatar standing behind that horse waiting to "ride" it :wacko:

[colbert]

buckpasser, change your nick to buckrider :P

[dunson]

You can have all my accounts if I can stick it in your butt.

http://www.emediawire.com/prfiles/2005/06/02/247476/LiberaceinHotPantssinglecopy.jpg

That's me^^^^^

Pm me to chat more. KTHXBAI!

[SgtMajor]

bump up <ooh err>

[colbert]

dunson you can not be stopped in that outfit!

[SgtMajor]

dunson you can not be stopped in that outfit!

Can't stand a guy that doesn't shave his legs, so I'll pass.

[tutipute]

My friend below, Habika Kwaku is actually looking to trade one.
PM him if you are interested...
http://www.openmagazine.co.uk/repository/441_large_image.jpg

[BlueLabel]

holt shit.....
is pussytorrent "best homemade movie" competition still on???

[buckpasser]

I was confident I would be flooded with PMs. All I got was an offer to trade a 3GB buffered Demonoid account from a guy who wanted to check my temperature with his finger. I'm not that easy.

So it's down to the rather sexy dunson, with his long legs and those tight short shorts, or Habika, who looks tan, muscular, and very friendly. I've decided to do both of them. Really, a man can't have too many trackers in his collection, so why not?

Hopefully, this will encourage a change from the very boring Power User to an all new Power Bottom ranking, requiring a minimum of 25GB (gay bangings) and maintaining a .05 blood alcohol ratio.

[SgtMajor]

Wouldn't trust dunson though, I hear he is very liberal with his loving.

[IdolEyes787]

Dunson looks remarkably like Liberace http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberace,
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberace)wonder if they're related?
Anyway make sure they use protection buckpasser the Aids is a terrible thing.
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberace)

[Groovy]

Filthy:shutup: I only Prefer this trade via PM i am shy type