Teach crabgirl spanish

[CrabGirl]

I've been listening to spanish lessons on my mp3 player for ages with the aim to learning spanish for ages. So far all i've learnt is the very basics. :unsure:

So teach me any phrases you guys might know...

[100%]

hola como estas?

[CrabGirl]

I said i knew the basics

[100%]

hola?

[Something Else]

mi aerodeslizador es lleno de anguilas

my hovercraft is full of eels

[chalice]

mi aerodeslizador es lleno de anguilas

my hovercraft is full of eels

Always useful.

Fuck all that, like.

Teach me how to punch French fuckers in the face.

Much more useful.

[100%]

sorry crabgirl
(disculpa me chika de cangrejo)

pero
(but)

culo
(butt)

perro
(dog)

que pasa?
what's happening?

donde estas?
where are you?

porque ?
why?

como?
How?

Cual?
Which?

Cuando?
When?

Cuanto?
how much

plata
(silver = dosh)

[Old Geezer]

mi aerodeslizador es lleno de anguilas

my hovercraft is full of eels

Always useful.

Fuck all that, like.

Teach me how to punch French fuckers in the face.

Much more useful.

Well I see you are still in top form posting stupid,ignorant replies with your usual F word. Why can't you reply to a thread with a civil reply that makes sense? What in Gods name does French fuckers have to do with the title of this thread? You are one sick mother.

[100%]

Su contribución esta igualmente al mismo nivel.
(your contribution is equally at the same level)



my spanish is rusty

[chalice]

Always useful.

Fuck all that, like.

Teach me how to punch French fuckers in the face.

Much more useful.

Well I see you are still in top form posting stupid,ignorant replies with your usual F word. Why can't you reply to a thread with a civil reply that makes sense? What in Gods name does French fuckers have to do with the title of this thread? You are one sick mother.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

I can make a civil reply. Just not to stupid old cunts like you.

You stupid old cunt, you.

[Old Geezer]

Well I see you are still in top form posting stupid,ignorant replies with your usual F word. Why can't you reply to a thread with a civil reply that makes sense? What in Gods name does French fuckers have to do with the title of this thread? You are one sick mother.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

I can make a civil reply. Just not to stupid old cunts like you.

You stupid old cunt, you.
I DON'T HAVE A CUNT MOTHERFUCKER. I AM HESITANT TO ASK WHAT YOU HAVE.

[chalice]

Having a cunt and being a cunt are two entirely different things.

You silly, old fool.

[100%]

I DON'T HAVE A CUNT MOTHERFUCKER. I AM HESITANTTO ASK WHAT YOU HAVE.
>rough translation<

Yo necesito una oveja para goder. Pero las ovejas no desean chupar mi pollo.

[Old Geezer]

Having a cunt and being a cunt are two entirely different things.

You silly, old fool.

A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it.

[chalice]

Geezer, if you're going to attempt insults, at least make them original.

Everything I've seen you post is, at best a cliché.

Can you not, with your 70 odd years of experience, derive something new?

What a sad, uneducated excuse for a human being you must truly be.

[100%]

@crabgirl - Cock fights seem to be quite popular in latin america.





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[Old Geezer]

I DON'T HAVE A CUNT MOTHERFUCKER. I AM HESITANTTO ASK WHAT YOU HAVE.
>rough translation<

Yo necesito una oveja para goder. Pero las ovejas no desean chupar mi pollo.

I need a ewe to goder. But the ewes do not wish to absorb my chicken
Still a stupid reply that makes no sense to a sane person.

[100%]

for the totally clueless
oveja = sheep
goder = fuck
desean = desire / want
pollo = chicken / slang for cawk
buenas noches `good night

[Snee]

I DON'T HAVE A CUNT MOTHERFUCKER. I AM HESITANTTO
Most motherfuckers are total cunts, I reckon. Hesitantto over there must have found an unusual one.

[Skiz]

I've been listening to spanish lessons on my mp3 player for ages with the aim to learning spanish for ages. So far all i've learnt is the very basics. :unsure:

So teach me any phrases you guys might know...

Exposure is really the only thing that will get you past the basics. College Spanish kicked my ass and I live 4 hours from the border. I ended up taking an accelerated learning class one summer in Monterrey, Mexico for 6 weeks and I learned as much in that time as in almost two years of class time.

I'm not sure about travel expenses in Europe or exchange rates between England and Spain, but try to spend some of your vacation time in Spain. It'll help tremendously! :)

[Hairbautt]

I ended up taking an accelerated learning class one summer in Monterrey, Mexico for 6 weeks and I learned as much in that time as in almost two years of class time.
I'm doing the same thing right now (started yesterday) 'cept without the Mexico. :dabs:

[Mr. Mulder]

salma hayek doritos tortia that waiter from faulty towers, chop sticks?

[Skiz]

tortia

:pinch:

[Mr. Mulder]

tortilla? :unsure:

[CrabGirl]

Always useful.

Fuck all that, like.

Teach me how to punch French fuckers in the face.

Much more useful.

Well I see you are still in top form posting stupid,ignorant replies with your usual F word. Why can't you reply to a thread with a civil reply that makes sense? What in Gods name does French fuckers have to do with the title of this thread? You are one sick mother.

Piss off out of my thread please. I didn't mind his use of the word fuck, you interjected on something that wasn't your business just to have a go at hin. If you want a forum where threads stay on topic and there is no swearing, I suggest you leave the lounge and go somewhere else.

[chalice]

Yeah, you tell 'im, Lobstress.

I'm a sick mother, apparently.

Yeast infection is my self-diagnosis. That or Thrush.

[trackrider]

taco?:unsure:

[JPaul]

I've been listening to Spanish lessons on my mp3 player for ages with the aim to of learning Spanish for ages.



/Fijo

[CrabGirl]

Hoi I was drunk last night. Very very drunk.

[JPaul]

Hoi I era borracho anoche. Muy muy borracho.
/Fijo.



I just got two bad jokes out of the word "fijo", how fantastico is that.

[Skweeky]

I just got my NQ in intermediate Spanish but this baby is eating my braincells and I can't remember any of it.

'Cept for 'Soy Belga y me gustan naranjas'

[CrabGirl]

Muy Muy fantastico!

[devilsadvocate]

Exposure is really the only thing that will get you past the basics. College Spanish kicked my ass and I live 4 hours from the border.


I agree somewhat.

http://imgs.sfgate.com/n/pictures/2008/05/02/english5.jpg

:pinch:

[trackrider]

burrito