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JPaul
05-13-2008, 06:09 PM
:blink:
trackrider
05-13-2008, 06:13 PM
fish?
Biggles
05-13-2008, 06:14 PM
boiled cabbage?
chalice
05-13-2008, 06:19 PM
Sweat, Bisto and Fairy Liquid.

A heady aroma and no mistake.
trackrider
05-13-2008, 06:20 PM
onions? :cry:
brotherdoobie
05-13-2008, 06:28 PM
Woke up the next morning to the smell of Cornwall with AIDS.

God help the maid. No doubt she was confused and earning her wages that day.

-bd
chalice
05-13-2008, 06:29 PM
Noice, BD, noice.

You cross-fred genius you.
Skweeky
05-13-2008, 06:49 PM
snob :snooty:
chalice
05-13-2008, 06:54 PM
I'm not a snob. I just work hard. And it was a hotel maid, I was referring to. And she prolly makes more dough than me, like
JPaul
05-13-2008, 06:56 PM
My Cook probly makes more dough than you.
JPaul
05-13-2008, 06:56 PM
Mulder's cock probly makes more dough than you.
chalice
05-13-2008, 07:00 PM
Yeah, but she kneads it like.
brotherdoobie
05-13-2008, 07:03 PM
Mulder's cock probly makes more dough than you.

Mulder's cock makes more dough than many countries.

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-bd
JPaul
05-13-2008, 07:03 PM
@ Chalice


You refer to Mulder's cock as "she". :blink:
chalice
05-13-2008, 07:05 PM
Naw, the board died before I saw your last.

But, come to mention it, why not.
JPaul
05-13-2008, 07:07 PM
Naw, the board died before I saw your last.

But, come to mention it, why not.

Where did you see my last. I need a bit of cobbling done.
chalice
05-13-2008, 07:09 PM
Naw, the board died before I saw your last.

But, come to mention it, why not.

Where did you see my last. I need a bit of cobbling done.

I saw that one coming.

Trying to shoe-horn Mulder's cock into this post but it's an upper-hill struggle.

:Coat.
JPaul
05-13-2008, 07:12 PM
Make a paragraph including these phrases.

Mulder's cock ... horn ... up-hill ... coming.
chalice
05-13-2008, 07:12 PM
If I just squeezed, 'upper-gland' in, it might have worked.

This post is yours to rape, mate.
JPaul
05-13-2008, 07:14 PM
If I just squeezed 'upper-gland' in ...

I'll just stick with a classic - ooer missus.
trackrider
05-13-2008, 10:31 PM
My Cook probly makes more dough than you.
you pay your cook :blink: interesting
brotherdoobie
05-13-2008, 10:42 PM
My Cook probly makes more dough than you.
you pay your cook :blink: interesting

What...you expect her to work for peanuts?


-bd
trackrider
05-14-2008, 11:09 PM
No, dinner :lol: :lol:
Detale
05-15-2008, 01:00 AM
Or even for smelly balls