My Wife Is An Excellent Cook...

[brotherdoobie]

However, she uses more butter than the French. My heart just slapped the fork out of my hand. Can you eat asparagus with a straw? I suppose I can
slurp up the Hollandaise sauce.


-bd :dabs:

[JPaul]

:glag::earl:

Brilliant post, a picture in words.

True story.

[brotherdoobie]

I can't eat another bite. No, really. I cant.


-bd

[100%]

does she regard you as an 80 year old with no teeth and loose anal sphincter?

[chalice]

does she regard you as an 80 year old with loose teeth and no anal sphincter?

/Spoonerised.

[brotherdoobie]

does she regard you as an 80 year old with no teeth and loose anal sphincter?

Michelle? :O


-bd

[100%]

it is sweet of her to prepare for the future.
My babes main damn dish is on saturdays, rice porridge :sick: except she specializes in the extra unconscious spicing by adding that delicate burnt taste to it.
Rice porridge is an artform

[brotherdoobie]

it is sweet of her to prepare for the future.
My babes main damn dish is on saturdays, rice porridge :sick: except she specializes in the extra unconscious spicing by adding that delicate burnt taste to it.
Rice porridge is an artform

It's the seasoning that makes a dish, Zed.


-bd

[j2k4]

does she regard you as an 80 year old with no teeth and loose anal sphincter?

Dentures and a draw-string; all fixed. :dabs:

[Septimus]

Good for you

[brotherdoobie]

Good for you

No, not really. Too much butter.


-bd

[Squeamous]

However, she uses more butter than the French. My heart just slapped the fork out of my hand. Can you eat asparagus with a straw? I suppose I can
slurp up the Hollandaise sauce.


-bd :dabs:

Sounds like she's got a little something on her mind :naughty:. No, not killing you and collecting the insurance money. Asparagus makes sperm taste nicer, and acts as an aphrodisiac apparently :yup:

[brotherdoobie]

However, she uses more butter than the French. My heart just slapped the fork out of my hand. Can you eat asparagus with a straw? I suppose I can
slurp up the Hollandaise sauce.


-bd :dabs:

Sounds like she's got a little something on her mind :naughty:. No, not killing you and collecting the insurance money. Asparagus makes sperm taste nicer, and acts as an aphrodisiac apparently :yup:

Oh, happy happy...joy joy. You have made my night, Squeamous. Thank you, dear.


Peace, Paul :happy:

[Squeamous]

You just have to give her a knowing wink when she sets it down in front of you and say something suave like 'I know what you're after. Why don't we leave this in the oven and come back to it later? :naughty:'

And can you come back and tell us where she puts the dinner plate? :happy:

[brotherdoobie]

You just have to give her a knowing wink when she sets it down in front of you and say something suave like 'I know what you're after. Why don't we leave this in the oven and come back to it later? :naughty:'

And can you come back and tell us where she puts the dinner plate? :happy:


:naughty: :blushing: :wub:

-bd

[Squeamous]

:hug:

[trackrider]

:glag:

[formos]

im not married yet:)

[J-dye]

and she misses an excellent cawk

[brotherdoobie]

im not married yet:)

J-dye is single and ready to mingle. If you're looking. :naughty:


-bd