Have you been faithful to your present lover?

[100%]

Kissing is regarded as unfaithful.
Flirting is Legal
Touching, Caressing,(show of affecti:shifty:n) i am uncertain about.
As with wanking (with or with out pørn) i am uncertain.

Hence, will you go to heaven or hell?

I still don't get how Clinton got away with it.

[CrabGirl]

Unless you count sexoring mulder then yes, I have been faithful to cheese.

Wanking is not being unfaithful. Sometimes you need to scratch your own itches.

[chalice]

Zed, that question is mental.

Even if I were unfaithful, why would I post it on the interwebs for her to Stumbleupon in a moment of accident/mistrust.

Like what that twat Neotheone did.

I'm still lolling at that dick.

[Biggles]

Zed, that question is mental.

Even if I were unfaithful, why would I post it on the interwebs for her to Stumbleupon in a moment of accident/mistrust.

Like what that twat Neotheone did.

I'm still lolling at that dick.

Might not a suspicious woman (for of times they can be suspicious) read that as an admission of guilt? No matter how innocently you meant it.

I can safely say I haven't cheated on myself if flirting is allowed.

[chalice]

Zed, that question is mental.

Even if I were unfaithful, why would I post it on the interwebs for her to Stumbleupon in a moment of accident/mistrust.

Like what that twat Neotheone did.

I'm still lolling at that dick.

Might not a suspicious woman (for of times they can be suspicious) read that as an admission of guilt? No matter how innocently you meant it.

It would be, Les, if she wasn't standing over my shoulder, nattering on about pish while I posted it in the first place.

True story.

[Biggles]

Might not a suspicious woman (for of times they can be suspicious) read that as an admission of guilt? No matter how innocently you meant it.

It would be, Les, if she wasn't standing over my shoulder, nattering on about pish while I posted it in the first place.

True story.

Fortunate - fortunate like a fox.

[CrabGirl]

I reckon this poll is some sort of honey trap

[100%]

@Chalice - your response is both defensive and aggressive yet objective, hence i must conclude a feeling of guilt. Hence thou art of impulsive nature.

@Crabby - is that not what life is all about? finding the honey. I was a bee once.

[chalice]

@Chalice - your response is both defensive and aggressive yet objective, hence i must conclude a feeling of guilt. Hence thou art of impulsive nature.

@Crabby - is that not what life is all about? finding the honey. I was a bee once.

Then I must conclude that you are a Freudian mystic, Zed, who actually believes all that psycho-babble bollocks.

Who'd a thunk it?

[WarrenBuffet]

No one loves me :(

[chalice]

·:·);2827305']No one loves me :(

That's the first sensible thing you've ever said in the lounge ever, Zaa.

Fact.

[WarrenBuffet]

·:·);2827305']No one loves me :(

That's the first sensible thing you've ever said in the lounge ever, Zaa.

Fact.

This is true.

[100%]

Then I must conclude that you are a Freudian mystic, Zed, who actually believes all that psycho-babble bollocks.

Who'd a thunk it?

logic + life experience make all men into misinterpreted freudian mystics.
Daily life can become rather a bore, movies show other wise. Men are weak.

ok so i kissed her, it felt great, no guilt (obviously..) electricity went amok.
will probably never see her again. Makes me appreciate my babe even more.

[chalice]

Yes, but I didn't ask you to tell me about your mother yet.

[100%]

you got me
malakas

so when is the "yet" moment so i can splurdge in full detail about your mother?

[chalice]

You mean we're brothers?

You should have said, mate.

Give me a hug, our kid.

[Squeamous]

Unless you count sexoring mulder then yes, I have been faithful to cheese.

Wanking is not being unfaithful. Sometimes you need to scratch your own itches.

I thought he meant wanking someone else! Not wanking yourself? Wash your mouth out 100% :fear:.

[Squeamous]

Ok here's a true story. The other day my OH found pics of Mulder's cock in the internet history and went mental. The only thing that saved me was that it was crabby who sent me them, and it was another girl's name scrawled on it. And I didn't even get off on them! I tried to explain that our relationship is purely that of a boy and his dirty aunty, but that didn't help for some reason :unsure:.

[chalice]

Fantastic story.

Mulder will laugh that cawk orf when he sees this.

Again, fantastic.

If I could be arsed to click on advanced, there would be myriad expressive smilies but I can't. So uber fucking lolz and wotnot.

Brill.

That's what you get for talking to Mulstar.

[Squeamous]

He can laugh, but if I get kicked out I'm turning up on his doorstep! Or your's, I haven't decided yet :dry:.

[chalice]

Naw, like.

Just tell him that his cawk is bigger and CG made you look at it.

Win.

[Hairbautt]

Is it possible to be unfaithful with no present lover :(

[chalice]

Is it possible to be unfaithful with no present lover :(

Only if you get your cawk surgically removed and then get a transsexual to transplant it onto their body and then fuck your wound with it.

Time for bed, I reckon.

Goodnight all.

[trackrider]

·:·);2827305']No one loves me :(


maybe you should flirt more :unsure: as it is allowed I see :happy:

[Old Geezer]

Chalice I see you are still the champ at using words that do not make sense at all. What are you trying to prove?

uber fucking lolz and wotnotarsedDetale's mum loves Old Geezer's prostate cancerous cawk long timebollocks posted pish nattering interwebs

What kind of horseshit is this? Looks like a cat ran across the keyboard.

[Hairbautt]

:cry: Did you see what he did to me...

[chalice]

Geezer, once again you fail.

Why is it that you're the only one who doesn't understand what I'm talking about?

Could it be because your sad, sick old mind has reached the end of it's tenure?

I rather think it is. Do you feel inadequate that a person less than half your age can out-think, out-word, out you as as an imbecile?

What have you learned in all your years? Very little, as far as you've displayed thus far.

When will your sorry, feeble mind finally close up and die?

My money is on within the month. I'll know when your pish dries up and I can dance on your internet corpse. Like I'm dancing on you right now.

[shmicko]

Is it possible to still love your partner if you have cheated on them?

[Old Geezer]

Geezer, once again you fail.

Why is it that you're the only one who doesn't understand what I'm talking about?

Could it be because your sad, sick old mind has reached the end of it's tenure?

I rather think it is. Do you feel inadequate that a person less than half your age can out-think, out-word, out you as as an imbecile?

What have you learned in all your years? Very little, as far as you've displayed thus far.

When will your sorry, feeble mind finally close up and die?

My money is on within the month. I'll know when your pish dries up and I can dance on your internet corpse. Like I'm dancing on you right now.


No one will ever know that you've had a lobotomy, if you wear a wig to hide the scars and learn to control the slobbering.

[chalice]

You've just proven my point, you silly old fucker.

You're only making a fool out of yourself for my sport.

Keep it up. Though, I must admit, it's a bit like beating a Downs-Syndrome child with a stick.

[Hairbautt]

Is it possible to still love your partner if you have cheated on them?
Yes.

"Very often an unfaithful partner has not really fallen in love with someone else but is running away from a hidden fear or unconsciously trying to make the spouse jealous." p.514

Dr. Spock's Baby and Child Care 8th Ed. by Benjamin Spock, M.D. Updated and Revised by Robert Needlman, M.D.

[dedro]

she ain't giving it to me so maybe she is cheating on me.

i told her to use it or lose it. she said whatever and walked away.... true story.

[Detale]

Of all the shitty things Iv done, Cheating is not one of them, I haven't ever cheated on a woman, not even like High School girlfriends, When I was single I would date lots of women, but before we ever slept together I would always say to them"look, I'm single and I'm not looking for anything serious I am dating other women so if you can handle that, thats great but if not we could just be friends" They never wanted to be friends, except Chalice's Mom

[chalice]

Of all the shitty things Iv done, Cheating is not one of them, I haven't ever cheated on a woman, not even like High School girlfriends, When I was single I would date lots of women, but before we ever slept together I would always say to them"look, I'm single and I'm not looking for anything serious I am dating other women so if you can handle that, thats great but if not we could just be friends" They never wanted to be friends, except Chalice's Mom

Having to befriend a corpse is no friendship at all, you necrophiliac.

[CrabGirl]

Ok here's a true story. The other day my OH found pics of Mulder's cock in the internet history and went mental. The only thing that saved me was that it was crabby who sent me them, and it was another girl's name scrawled on it. And I didn't even get off on them! I tried to explain that our relationship is purely that of a boy and his dirty aunty, but that didn't help for some reason :unsure:.

Really? Oh Noes! :pinch: :ermm::pinch:

[wazza100]

·:·);2827305']No one loves me :(

Yep he has to resort to satisfying everyone's requests :D aka best giveaway never done before.

Though I presume there's a bit of love after those requests have been filled ;)

[chalice]

Ok here's a true story. The other day my OH found pics of Mulder's cock in the internet history and went mental. The only thing that saved me was that it was crabby who sent me them, and it was another girl's name scrawled on it. And I didn't even get off on them! I tried to explain that our relationship is purely that of a boy and his dirty aunty, but that didn't help for some reason :unsure:.

Really? Oh Noes! :pinch: :ermm::pinch:

Squeams, my previous regarding your predicament was a bit harsh.Sorry about that, like.

That sucks balls big time. Can you not just say Mulder sent it in a block pm or something else and everyone in the lounge got a gander at his cawk if they wanted to see it or not?

Again, sorry about that.

[Snee]

Ok here's a true story. The other day my OH found pics of Mulder's cock in the internet history and went mental. The only thing that saved me was that it was crabby who sent me them, and it was another girl's name scrawled on it. And I didn't even get off on them! I tried to explain that our relationship is purely that of a boy and his dirty aunty, but that didn't help for some reason :unsure:.

Why didn't you do the womanly thing and go ballistic on him for spying on you/not trusting you/prying into your personal life? :unsure:

[Barbarossa]

Ok here's a true story. The other day my OH found pics of Mulder's cock in the internet history and went mental. The only thing that saved me was that it was crabby who sent me them, and it was another girl's name scrawled on it. And I didn't even get off on them! I tried to explain that our relationship is purely that of a boy and his dirty aunty, but that didn't help for some reason :unsure:.

Really? Oh Noes! :pinch: :ermm::pinch:

Oh so you forwarded it on to your girly friends but not to me or manker :blink:

Racist. :emo:

[J-dye]

you should know when to quit

[CrabGirl]

Really? Oh Noes! :pinch: :ermm::pinch:

Oh so you forwarded it on to your girly friends but not to me or manker :blink:

Racist. :emo:

Show me yours and I'll show you his.

@ Sqeamous

Tell him I didn't forward it in the spirit of sexiness, it was in the name of fulfilling curiosity, and providing a giggle at the fact that he was brave/stupid enough to get his cock out and write on it. I don't really see it as any different to seeing a pair of boobs on the telly though. Sorry Mr Squeamous. Your lovely missus didn't do anything wrong, it was my fault! :ermm:

[Barbarossa]

Let me see his first :sly:

[CrabGirl]

Let me see his first :sly:

You is just trying to get me banned, honeytrapping mod. :dry:

[Barbarossa]

Bah! :pinch:

[CrabGirl]

At least draw on a body part and post pics.

[Lilmiss]

Nope, no point.
I'd never find anyone as fantastical as him anyways. :wub:


:sick: :happy:

[brotherdoobie]

Nope, no point.
I'd never find anyone as fantastical as him anyways. :wub:


:sick: :happy:


You're true blue, Lilmiss. Kudos to you.


-bd :01:

[Lilmiss]

Yups, 3yr odd and he still pisses me off just as much as the first night I ever met him. :wub:

[Detale]

Of all the shitty things Iv done, Cheating is not one of them, I haven't ever cheated on a woman, not even like High School girlfriends, When I was single I would date lots of women, but before we ever slept together I would always say to them"look, I'm single and I'm not looking for anything serious I am dating other women so if you can handle that, thats great but if not we could just be friends" They never wanted to be friends, except Chalice's Mom

Having to befriend a corpse is no friendship at all, you necrophiliac.

That wasn't a corpse, your mom is just no good in bed, she lays there like a dead fish, your wife on the other hand is a wildcat!

[Alien5]

a wildcat? :blink:

[CrabGirl]

Yups, 3yr odd and he still pisses me off just as much as the first night I ever met him. :wub:

That's true love for sure! :happy:

[Something Else]

Yarp. Always been faithful as a hound to ma wench. :smilie4:

[Alien5]

I still don't get how Clinton got away with it. :lol:

[chalice]

Having to befriend a corpse is no friendship at all, you necrophiliac.

That wasn't a corpse, your mom is just no good in bed, she lays there like a dead fish, your wife on the other hand is a wildcat!

Well, at least you didn't fall for the oldest rod on the internets. Though, that could be because you're too stupid to understand the post in the first place.

You have now risen 2 notches on the 'I'm an infantile, ignorant, clueless cunt' scale, placing you just above Zaa and quite a ways below plankton.

[Squeamous]

Naw, like.

Just tell him that his cawk is bigger and CG made you look at it.

Win.

Oh, it is bigger! And I told him CG was up for a threesome....that cheered him up.

[chalice]

Naw, like.

Just tell him that his cawk is bigger and CG made you look at it.

Win.

Oh, it is bigger! And I told him CG was up for a threesome....that cheered him up.


:lol:

[Squeamous]

Why didn't you do the womanly thing and go ballistic on him for spying on you/not trusting you/prying into your personal life? :unsure:

Well, I once sent nude pictures of myself to a man I met on the net so he kind of has good cause to spy on me. I'm not going to make an issue of it, put it that way. And in any case, stuff like that doesn't make me angry for some reason.

Chalice, don't be silly you daft bugger, you didn't offend me! I didn't do anything wrong so I told him that and that he should just read the thread. It's all ok now anyway, it was just a silly spat I regurgitated for the amusement of the lounge.

CG, thanks my lovely but no need for apologies....I asked to see it! It's a bit like when women go to see a stripper....it's not really sexual it's more of a female group bonding thing. Don't know if men get that because they're dirty perves and they can't imagine seeing a naked form and giggling at it.

[Septimus]

Yes, I am

[chalice]

Yes, I am a cawk

Fixed.

[Detale]

That wasn't a corpse, your mom is just no good in bed, she lays there like a dead fish, your wife on the other hand is a wildcat!

Well, at least you didn't fall for the oldest rod on the internets. Though, that could be because you're too stupid to understand the post in the first place.

You have now risen 2 notches on the 'I'm an infantile, ignorant, clueless cunt' scale, placing you just above Zaa and quite a ways below plankton.

Well at least I'm better than him :)

[C-mos]

no,i'm not