Here Mulder!

[Skweeky]

Can you give me back massage? I'm in fucking agony and I reckon it's your fault since you impregnated me with your cawk picture.

[Something Else]

My missus has back-ache. This explains a lot. :eyebrows:

[SgtMajor]

My missus has back-ache. This explains a lot. :eyebrows:

That's cos she's stooping too much, you should try lying on your back once in a while to make life easier for her, and remember to eat plenty of sparagus, legedly.

[chalice]

The Asparagus Myth.

Invented by men, for men.

[JPaul]

The Asparagus Myth.

Invented by men, for men.

NSo they could eat asparagus, are you absolutely certain.

[chalice]

The Asparagus Myth.

Invented by men, for men.

NSo they could eat asparagus, are you absolutely certain.

Now that I come to think about it, I was actually talking shite there.

Try it, girls, it really works.

Or so I've heard.

[Mr. Mulder]

Can you give me back massage? I'm in fucking agony and I reckon it's your fault since you impregnated me with your cawk picture.
you just lay on your front and don't worry about a thing :sneaky:

[Mr. Mulder]

http://www.drinkalot.com/_pictures/surprise_buttsex.jpg

[Skweeky]

Hmmmm...

Is this your first secks since you turned down those two hawt chicks and lost your penis?

[J-dye]

http://www.drinkalot.com/_pictures/surprise_buttsex.jpg

pregnant ladies cannot have sex , if you do baby becomes a nymphomaniac :blink:

[Squeamous]

Now that I come to think about it, I was actually talking shite there.

Try it, girls, it really works.

Or so I've heard.

Without it it tastes of beef monster munch, which isn't so bad really.

[Alien5]

pickled onion monster munch > beef monster munch.

[Squeamous]

Naturally! Pity you can't get crisp flavoured condoms :(.

[Skweeky]

I know. The chocolate flavoured ones are just wrong.

[enoughfakefiles]

I know. The chocolate flavoured ones are just wrong.

Chocolate flovoured crisps :rod:

[enoughfakefiles]

I know. The chocolate flavoured ones are just wrong.

Chocolate flavoured crisps :rod: