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CrabGirl
05-20-2008, 12:44 PM
Don't forget to introduce your sprogglet to the Joys of Eurovision. 1st Semi Final is on tonight.

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dinsdale
05-20-2008, 12:52 PM
I introduced my American friend to the Eurovision phenomenon. He was fascinated (and yet repulsed) and was talking about it for days.

CrabGirl
05-20-2008, 07:22 PM
Brilliant. The Estonian song had pictures of cut out vegetables and the Moldovan one playing now, I didn't realise for a minute was being sung in English, her accent is that bad.

CrabGirl
05-20-2008, 07:24 PM
The Entrant from san marino just made me glag.

The eighties lives

J-dye
05-20-2008, 07:24 PM
eurovision ? :unsure:

must be really famous

CrabGirl
05-20-2008, 07:34 PM
Azerbaijan.

Spectacularly overblown and dramatic, they seem to be screeching a lot. Think The Darkness meets Gay.

Disme
05-20-2008, 07:39 PM
Once more I was embarrassed to be Belgian :frusty:

CrabGirl
05-20-2008, 07:41 PM
Slovenia has Rollerblading dancers wearing full motorcycle helmets. Health and Safety must be really tough in Belgrade.

Norway is quite good though. Good song and Fit burd. Win for me.

CrabGirl
05-20-2008, 07:42 PM
Once more I was embarrassed to be Belgian :frusty:

Oh I'm sorry. Is it true one of them was once an MP and the other one presented Belgian Millionaire?

If that was us it'd be Tony Blair and Chris Tarrant leaping about with half the contents of the supermarket grocery shelves.

Sorry! Completely got that wrong! The belgian entrant was that instantly forgettable woman sounding like she was singing a washing powder advert or something wasn't it. The one in the red and black skirt?

CrabGirl
05-20-2008, 07:45 PM
Oh god.

Poland.

Just oh god. To describe her as an orange ropey harpy would actually be doing her a favour. It was that bad I had to mute her.

Disme
05-20-2008, 07:47 PM
I'm blind ... looking at those Polish teeth!!!

CrabGirl
05-20-2008, 07:53 PM
Ireland

You should be ashamed of yourselves for doing that. I realise it was ironic and a dig at the Eurovision System but still.... :glag:

CrabGirl
05-20-2008, 08:11 PM
Finland.

Best song so far and the singer is gorgeous.

However the lyrics involve the phrase "Where the men" and I don't know whether it's a question or not.

Disme
05-20-2008, 08:11 PM
If i already felt ashamed to be Belgian, I certainly wouldn't want to be Irish!!!

CrabGirl
05-20-2008, 08:15 PM
If i already felt ashamed to be Belgian, I certainly wouldn't want to be Irish!!!

Or whatever nationality it was who had that insane man dancing about with four brides and a woman dressed as an apple. The song was good but it was embarrasing to watch the mental breakdown of that nice young man.

Muted Romania. Someone ought to tell that woman that singing like a wasp is not very pleasant to the ears.

CrabGirl
05-20-2008, 08:19 PM
Dogs everywhere are wincing at the dulcet tones of the Russian Entrant, and the Skating Shemale scared me. A lot.

CrabGirl
05-20-2008, 08:22 PM
Liking Greece.

But then I would, wouldn't I.

Except for the year they dressed as Robots from the Future.

Disme
05-20-2008, 08:23 PM
the torment is almost over...once past this Greek Britney stops jabbing ...

J-dye
05-20-2008, 08:25 PM
the torment is almost over...once past this Greek Britney stops jabbing ...

:ghey:

Disme
05-20-2008, 08:25 PM
time to vote ... Or not ...

CrabGirl
05-20-2008, 08:25 PM
Awww I liked her. She was much nicer on the ear than some and definitely easier on the eye than most.

Gawd, either that man is really tiny or that tennis ball is HUGE!

Disme
05-20-2008, 08:39 PM
My bet's on Slovenia.

Won't see it though 'cause I'm tucking in.

CrabGirl
05-20-2008, 08:46 PM
Tucking in? Is that a Euphemism?

I can't wait till thursday.

Disme
05-20-2008, 08:47 PM
Means going to sleep ... have to work in the morning :)

CrabGirl
05-20-2008, 08:55 PM
Ahhhh.

G'night!

CrabGirl
05-20-2008, 08:56 PM
Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Greece is through! Bring it on you pint-sized, big-boobed Britney lookalike

CrabGirl
05-20-2008, 08:58 PM
Finland as well!

It's gonna be an awesome final. AWESOME I tell thee

CrabGirl
05-20-2008, 08:59 PM
NOooooo the scary death-head woman from Poland is through.

CrabGirl
05-20-2008, 09:00 PM
Phew.... Norway too. They were half-good.

No Ireland but I think that's what they wanted.

CrabGirl
05-20-2008, 09:05 PM
Anyway, that's Eurovision heaven over until Thursday.

So, until Thursday...

Biggles
05-20-2008, 09:11 PM
Ireland

You should be ashamed of yourselves for doing that. I realise it was ironic and a dig at the Eurovision System but still.... :glag:

So they went with Father Ted's "My Beautiful Horse" then?

Why would any sane person put themselves through this programme?

JPaul
05-20-2008, 09:13 PM
CG has just done the best ever impressionation of me doing a t'Arras thread.

JPaul
05-20-2008, 09:15 PM
My Lovely Horse, Les

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8linZiGYSeE

CrabGirl
05-20-2008, 09:16 PM
Ireland

You should be ashamed of yourselves for doing that. I realise it was ironic and a dig at the Eurovision System but still.... :glag:

So they went with Father Ted's "My Beautiful Horse" then?

Why would any sane person put themselves through this programme?

They went with a singing puppet of a Turkey and lyrics like;

Drag acts and bad acts and Terry Wogan’s wig
Mad acts and sad acts, it was Johnny Logan’s gig


Why do I like it? Because it's an entertaining train-wreck of Europeaness. Campest of the camp, butchest of the butch. Sheer Brilliance and fecking hilarious.

CrabGirl
05-20-2008, 09:17 PM
CG has just done the best ever impressionation of me doing a t'Arras thread.

:bows:

Biggles
05-20-2008, 09:19 PM
So it was.

Actually that version and video is just about spot on for a mega Eurovision monster hit.

JPaul
05-20-2008, 09:21 PM
The Irish stopped winning it when they realised that the winner hosted it the following year and it was costing them fortunes.

True Story.

Johnny "Just Another Day" Thingmy was responsible for about 3/16th of the countries debt that year.

Biggles
05-20-2008, 09:22 PM
Didn't some band called Lordy win it the other year with "The Klingon Waltz"


or something else.

JPaul
05-20-2008, 09:25 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6VzdtmrP6Y&feature=related

The Rock's about to Roll is lyrical genious.

JPaul
05-20-2008, 09:25 PM
Hard Rock Halleujah, methinks.

CrabGirl
05-20-2008, 09:30 PM
Yeh as I said I reckon Ireland didn't want to be put through.

Hardrock Halleluja was brillant. Didn't he have wings as well?

The finnish guys this time were good as well, but they just can't help mentioning ice, snow and wolves can they?

Biggles
05-20-2008, 09:32 PM
I was pretty close but.

JPaul
05-20-2008, 09:38 PM
Yeh as I said I reckon Ireland didn't want to be put through.

Hardrock Halleluja was brillant. Didn't he have wings as well?

The finnish guys this time were good as well, but they just can't help mentioning ice, snow and wolves can they?

Did he do a bad Ian Gillan impression as well.

CrabGirl
05-20-2008, 09:40 PM
Yeh as I said I reckon Ireland didn't want to be put through.

Hardrock Halleluja was brillant. Didn't he have wings as well?

The finnish guys this time were good as well, but they just can't help mentioning ice, snow and wolves can they?

Did he do a bad Ian Gillan impression as well.

What, smack some security guy with his microphone?

JPaul
05-20-2008, 09:44 PM
:lol:

I was thinking more of the vibrato of the voice.

CrabGirl
05-20-2008, 09:48 PM
Ah right. Yes. With leather trousers, no shirt, lots of hair and guitars, vikingly.

JPaul
05-20-2008, 09:52 PM
The true genious was that the music to the Lordi one was pretty "middle of the road" with the lyrics as clichéd as a bull in a china shop.

CrabGirl
05-20-2008, 09:55 PM
Yes.



Hard Rock Hallelujah
Hard Rock Hallelujah!

The saints are crippled
On this sinners' night
Lost are the lambs with no guiding light

The walls come down like thunder
The rocks about to roll
It's the arockalypse
Now bare your soul

All we need is lightning
With power and light
Striking down the prophets of FALSE
As the moon is rising
Give us the sign
Now let us rise up in awe

Rock 'n roll angels bring the Hard Rock Hallelujah
Demons and angels all in one have arrived
Rock 'n roll angels bring that Hard Rock Hallelujah
In God's creation supernatural high

The true believers
Thou shall be saved
Brothers and sisters, keep stronging the faith.
On the day of Rockoning
It's who dares, wins
You will see the jokers soon'll be the new kings

All we need is lightning
With power and light
Striking down the prophets of FALSE
As the moon is rising
Give us the sign
Now let us rise up in awe

Rock 'n roll angels bring the Hard Rock Hallelujah
Demons and angels all in one have arrived
Rock 'n roll angels bring that Hard Rock Hallelujah
In God's creation supernatural high

Wings on my back
I got horns on my head
My fangs are sharp
And my eyes are red
Not quite an angel
Or the one that fell
Now choose to join us or go straight to Hell

Hard Rock Hallelujah!
Hard Rock Hallelujah!
Hard Rock Hallelujah!
Hard Rock Yeah!

Rock 'n roll angels bring the Hard Rock Hallelujah
Demons and angels all in one have arrived
Rock 'n roll angels bring that Hard Rock Hallelujah
In God's creation supernatural high

Hard Rock Hallelujah!

JPaul
05-20-2008, 09:57 PM
:lol::earl:

The rocks about to roll
It's the arockalypse
Now bare your soul

"arockalypse"

CrabGirl
05-20-2008, 09:57 PM
Arockolypse.

:glag:

CrabGirl
05-20-2008, 09:58 PM
HA! Jinx

JPaul
05-20-2008, 10:00 PM
You mis-spelt arockalypse :angry:

CrabGirl
05-20-2008, 10:03 PM
Feck off. I'm waiting for my nails to dry and it makes typing hard,

JPaul
05-20-2008, 10:10 PM
Feck off. I'm waiting for my nails to dry and it makes typing hard,

If I had a pound for every time I'd heard someone use that excuse for mis-spelling arockalypse I wouldn't have any money. Fact

I think you might want to think about that the next time.

CrabGirl
05-20-2008, 10:33 PM
Feck off. I'm waiting for my nails to dry and it makes typing hard,

If I had a pound for every time I'd heard someone use that excuse for mis-spelling arockalypse I wouldn't have any money. Fact

I think you might want to think about that the next time.

I will think about it and dismiss it and spell arockalypse however I damn well choose.
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JPaul
05-20-2008, 11:24 PM
If I had a pound for every time I'd heard someone use that excuse for mis-spelling arockalypse I wouldn't have any money. Fact

I think you might want to think about that the next time.

I will think about it and dismiss it and spell arockalypse however I damn well choose.
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Interestingly you spelt it correctly that time.

What's the message there well.

Barbarossa
05-21-2008, 08:42 AM
I used to really enjoy the eurovision but the last couple of years I've found a bit tiresome, tbh.

How can I regain that eurovision magic? :unsure:

Snee
05-21-2008, 10:37 AM
Get a lobotomy.

Barbarossa
05-21-2008, 10:40 AM
:lol: :earl: h4rsh to the max

CrabGirl
05-21-2008, 04:55 PM
I used to really enjoy the eurovision but the last couple of years I've found a bit tiresome, tbh.

How can I regain that eurovision magic? :unsure:

You have to choose to enjoy it and take it with a massive pinch of salt. :)

Skweeky
05-21-2008, 05:05 PM
I shall be watching none of this semi-finals nonsense! :snooty:

It wasn't there back in my day and we did alright without it! :snooty:

I shall be watching the proper event on Saturday, the way it's supposed to be done; with a note pad and a pen for everyone there so we can give our own scores. :snooty:

So did Belgium get through or no?

tralalala
05-21-2008, 05:46 PM
you racist bastards... all forgot about Israel didn't you now..?

Boaz Ma'uda did really well.. Has an orsum voice. Fact.

Disme
05-21-2008, 06:21 PM
So did Belgium get through or no?

Based on your question I presume you didn't hear the song yet ... they didn't make it ... and didn't deserve it either. :frusty:

The more bullshit that surrounds this once prestigeous contest, like semi-finals, tele-voting and such the lesser the quality ... it's a shame. :angry:

CrabGirl
05-21-2008, 07:30 PM
I shall be watching none of this semi-finals nonsense! :snooty:

It wasn't there back in my day and we did alright without it! :snooty:

I shall be watching the proper event on Saturday, the way it's supposed to be done; with a note pad and a pen for everyone there so we can give our own scores. :snooty:

So did Belgium get through or no?

If you only watch the Finals you miss half the acts which get knocked out, and those are normally the really funny ones.

Nope Belgium's effort with a dancing campino sweet didn't.

Greece did though. Yehhhh...

CrabGirl
05-21-2008, 07:31 PM
you racist bastards... all forgot about Israel didn't you now..?

Boaz Ma'uda did really well.. Has an orsum voice. Fact.

He was ok in a tiny bald gay way.

Nice voice but the song was a bit meh.

CrabGirl
05-21-2008, 07:33 PM
Look at it another way, splitting it over three days makes it last longer. There are effectively three Eurovisions this week. :wub:

JPaul
05-21-2008, 08:40 PM
There's effectively none in my gaff. Fact.

CrabGirl
05-21-2008, 11:20 PM
I'm not spending May in your house, ever, then.

JPaul
05-21-2008, 11:36 PM
Denied. :cry:

Old Geezer
05-22-2008, 12:08 AM
Don't forget to introduce your sprogglet to the Joys of Eurovision. 1st Semi Final is on tonight.

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What in hell are you trying to say?
sprogglet ???????????????????????????????????

CrabGirl
05-22-2008, 10:04 AM
Don't forget to introduce your sprogglet to the Joys of Eurovision. 1st Semi Final is on tonight.

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What in hell are you trying to say?
sprogglet ???????????????????????????????????

I replied to this post... where the hell did my reply go?

Ahh well, just as well maybe.

Barbarossa
05-22-2008, 10:24 AM
The board's being a cunt at the moment

CrabGirl
05-22-2008, 10:33 AM
The board is being an Old Geezer atm.

Disme
05-22-2008, 11:27 AM
Simple logic:


The board's being a cunt at the moment

The board is being an Old Geezer atm.

Equals:

The Old Geezer is being a cunt atm!

Alien5
05-22-2008, 12:35 PM
old geezer = http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10063/Fail_2.png

Skweeky
05-22-2008, 05:20 PM
't Is a shame Belgium never got through...

Ah, I guess Sandra Kim will be unique forever.

JPaul
05-22-2008, 07:49 PM
Hoi, Skweekster and CG, join ben's intenet.

Just do it.

chalice
05-22-2008, 07:52 PM
They can't.

It involves hard stuffs.

They need their fingers for make-up and cooking and female urges.

CrabGirl
05-22-2008, 10:08 PM
They can't.

It involves hard stuffs.

They need their fingers for make-up and cooking and female urges.

Yup! We also use our fingers for poking the eyes of mens. :dry:

:pinch:

Detale
05-22-2008, 10:17 PM
Simple logic:



The board is being an Old Geezer atm.

Equals:

The Old Geezer is being a cunt atm!

Isn't Old Geezer always a cunt??

Old Geezer
05-22-2008, 10:33 PM
Simple logic:




Equals:

The Old Geezer is being a cunt atm!

Isn't Old Geezer always a cunt??

I told you a cunt is not part of my anatomy. I have a dick.When will you understand?

Proper Bo
05-22-2008, 10:52 PM
I thought you had a cunt apple:unsure:

Biggles
05-22-2008, 11:16 PM
I thought you had a cunt apple:unsure:

and an anteater or something

Detale
05-23-2008, 05:52 AM
Isn't Old Geezer always a cunt??

I told you a cunt is not part of my anatomy. I have a dick.When will you understand?

Are you confused old man? Is the Alzheimer's kicking in again? You have never said anything like this to me and if you check I said you WERE a cunt, not that you have one. How bout I call you an a55hole, we all have one of those. Oh wait do you have a colostomy bag now after that rotten apple of a prostate was removed?

Ha calling someone a cunt is still very weird to me as an American calling someone a cunt is weird

J-dye
05-23-2008, 07:16 AM
cunt is a good thing , maybe the best of things and no good cunt ever dies

:happy: