For Fuck's Sake

[JPaul]

My boss sent out an email today. The last five words contained a split infinitive and ended a sentence with a preposition.

I did a "reply all" and pointed this out. I felt it was the only way to go.

[Squeamous]

Someone is bound to notice you now JP....at last eh?

[JPaul]

Someone is bound to notice you now JP....at last eh?

:lol:

You did, makes it all worthwhile for me.

[Squeamous]

Just do what biggy does and hide under the desk whenever anyone approaches, and never ever answer an e-mail. If you draw attention to yourself people will expect you to work.

[JPaul]

Who is "biggy".

[CrabGirl]

That would of course, be mulder.

[Squeamous]

I meant Biggles!

[CrabGirl]

You've seen pictures of Biggles's cock too?

Now I am shocked.

[Squeamous]

Unfortunately when I was little my parents used to call faeces 'biggies', so Biggles now reminds me of shit.

[CrabGirl]

:glag:

Poor Biggles.

[Squeamous]

You've seen pictures of Biggles's cock too?

Now I am shocked.

Nah, unreasonable old fart :ermm:

[JPaul]

Why does Les hide under a desk, that seems unlikely.

[CrabGirl]

Why?

I hide under my desk sometimes. My boss gets annoyed as she says the whimpering disturbs her.

[JPaul]

Les is a bloke tho'.

[Barbarossa]

You people with your pictures of big cocks. You make me sick :snooty:

[Squeamous]

He doesn't really Mr Literal.....I said he did for the purposes of humour. Although, metaphorically speaking I bet his mind is under the desk for most of the day if not his body.

[Squeamous]

You people with your pictures of big cocks. You make me sick :snooty:

Don't be a Lonely Leslie, join in. I feel sure you have a penis, and I bet you have a camera.....you might as well. I'm not allowed to look though so you'll have to show CG and she can describe it to me.

[JPaul]

He doesn't really Mr Literal.....I said he did for the purposes of humour. Although, metaphorically speaking I bet his mind is under the desk for most of the day if not his body.

What

[CrabGirl]

@ Squeamous

Done.

It looks a little like a button mushroom, one of those mutant ones where two haven't separated properly.

[Squeamous]

:o

[CrabGirl]

The pubic hair is grey.

[WarrenBuffet]

What were the contents of this "mail" J Paul?

[Snee]

My boss sent out an email today. The last five words contained a split infinitive and ended a sentence with a preposition.

I did a "reply all" and pointed this out. I felt it was the only way to go.

My da sometimes refers to my mum as something that can be directly translated as "the boss". True story.

Also, I wasn't sure you really did have a job.

Also, I'd have thunk you were self-employed, like, you having a boss made me go :blink: for some reason.

[JPaul]

It wasn't actually my boss, I made that bit up for effect.

True Story.

[Old Geezer]

Unfortunately when I was little my parents used to call faeces 'biggies', so Biggles now reminds me of shit.

You people always pointing out my spelling mistakes "when in fact they are just typos" Well you just misspelled FECES and I think you are one that has pounced on me for this.

[Snee]

Oh, fuck off, you miserable wanker.

[Old Geezer]

Oh, fuck off, you miserable wanker.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/biker/wanker.jpg

[chamaeleo]

from chambersharrap.co.uk:
wanker noun 1 someone who masturbates. 2 derog a worthless contemptible person.

just couldn't let that one slide:rolleyes:

[Artemis]

You from the U.S. old geezer, where they lop off letters from the english language because they are to lazy to write them? The original english spelling is 'faeces', yet another word that has been abridged look on any online dictionary like this http://www.thefreedictionary.com/faeces

[Old Geezer]

from chambersharrap.co.uk:
wanker noun 1 someone who masturbates. 2 derog a worthless contemptible person.

just couldn't let that one slide:rolleyes:

Well that don't prove shit. You people have your own version of the English language. I adhere to what Webster's tells me. :shutup:

[chamaeleo]

Who are these people you speak of? the Canadians?

[Detale]

from chambersharrap.co.uk:
wanker noun 1 someone who masturbates. 2 derog a worthless contemptible person.

just couldn't let that one slide:rolleyes:

Well that don't prove shit. You people have your own version of the English language. I adhere to what Webster's tells me. :shutup:

Dude you're killing it for us. OK there are two acceptable ways to spell it one is the older ( not saying right) just older. Language like everything else evolves. Don't get me wrong JP is a pain in the ass when it comes to grammar and spelling. Loves to point out flaws in others eh but he's my homeboy now now to mention my Uncles ass buddy(pretty sure he's the bitch) Also Geezey why do you always say some shit to make us look bad?

[Squeamous]

The pubic hair is grey.

But that's enough about you....

[Squeamous]

Unfortunately when I was little my parents used to call faeces 'biggies', so Biggles now reminds me of shit.

You people always pointing out my spelling mistakes "when in fact they are just typos" Well you just misspelled FECES and I think you are one that has pounced on me for this.

Read it and weep (http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&rls=HPEA,HPEA:2005-01,HPEA:en&defl=en&q=define:Faeces&sa=X&oi=glossary_definition&ct=title)shit-wipe.

This is the original English. It'll be a cold day in hell when an American corrects my spelling.

[Skiz]

from chambersharrap.co.uk:
wanker noun 1 someone who masturbates. 2 derog a worthless contemptible person.

just couldn't let that one slide:rolleyes:

Well that don't prove shit. You people have your own version of the English language. I adhere to what Webster's tells me. :shutup:

/Fail :no:

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/wanker

[Squeamous]

By the way, shouldn't the thread title be 'for fuck's sake'?

EHS

[Barbarossa]

from chambersharrap.co.uk:
wanker noun 1 someone who masturbates. 2 derog a worthless contemptible person.

just couldn't let that one slide:rolleyes:

Well that don't prove shit. You people have your own version of the English language. I adhere to what Webster's tells me. :shutup:

The English language is evolving all the time because it is a living language.

Move with the times, or move out :dabs:

[Skweeky]

For fuck's sake!

I have just read 4 pags of this shite only to find out I don't even find out what the gross grammatical error was. :angry:

Are you going to fucking tell us?

[tralalala]

from chambersharrap.co.uk:
wanker noun 1 someone who masturbates. 2 derog a worthless contemptible person.

just couldn't let that one slide:rolleyes:

Well that don't prove shit. You people have your own version of the English language. I adhere to what Webster's tells me. :shutup:

You've been pwned time and time again... Go suck a lemon? :)

[JPaul]

For fuck's sake!

I have just read 4 pags of this shite only to find out I don't even find out what the gross grammatical error was. :angry:

Are you going to fucking tell us?

It's in the opening post FFS.

The last five words contained a split infinitive and ended a sentence with a preposition.

It really was my boss btw, I was joking when I said it wasn't

I didn't do the "reply all" tho', I just thought about it.

[CrabGirl]

Is Skweeks in a really foul mood today or something?

Are you experiencing rage today honey?

[JPaul]

To be entirely clear I didn't think about the "reply all" I thought about what he had done.

[Skweeky]

That's not what I meant. What exactly did he write? I want to know!

I am experimenting with moodiness at the moment. Quite good fun, yuo should try it some time. :lol:

[JPaul]

Yeah, like I've memorised it.

I'll try to remember and check tomorrow, write it down and get back to you.

I though the Dutch were supposed to be laid back or something else.

[Chip Monk]

...we all must adhere to.

[Skweeky]

What did you have to adhere to? Were you abusing teh interwebs again?

[JPaul]

:naughty: