Aliens ,imagrants,..the More Kids The Mo Money

[i_have_a.d.d.]

ILLEGAL ALIEN'S POEM

I cross ocean,
poor and broke,
Take bus,
see employment folk.

Nice man treat me
good in there,
Say I need to
see welfare.

Welfare say,
"You come no more,
We send cash
right to your door."

Welfare checks,
they make you wealthy,
Medicaid it keep
you healthy!

By and by,
I got plenty money,
Thanks to you,
American dummy.

Write to friends
in motherland,
Tell them 'come
fast as you can.'

They come in turbans
and Ford trucks,
I buy big house
with welfare bucks.

They come here,
we live together,
More welfare checks,
it gets better!

Fourteen families,
they moving in,
But neighbor's patience
wearing thin.

Finally, white guy
moves away,
Now I buy his house,
and then I say,

"Find more aliens
for house to rent."
And in the yard
I put a tent.

Send for family
they just trash,
But they, too,
draw the welfare cash!

Everything is
very good,
And soon we
own the neighborhood.

We have hobby --
it's called breeding,
Welfare pay
for baby feeding.

Kids need dentist?
Wife need pills?
We get free!
We got no bills!

American crazy!
He pay all year,
To keep welfare
running here.

We think America
darn good place!
Too darn good for
the white man race.

If they no like us,
they can scram,
Got lots of room in
Pakistan.

[seamonkey]

my comp is better
pentium 4 2.4 gigahertz
80 gbytes harddrive
512 mbytes memory
64 mbyte video card
128bit sound card BUT i hooked my stereo up to my comp so i get super nice sound so ou may have a better video card than me but i know i have better sound
and although i only have a 15 inch flatscreen it doesnt matter cuz i sit like 10 inches away from it.
rainbow colored keyboard
trackball (i hate mice)
16X dvd player
48X12X40 cd writer/player
and cable connection
NOw if only i could get unix compatible ith my internet connection so i can get off windows98 (i refuse windows xp it sucks although not as bad as ME) and finally utilize my comp to its fullest

[smellmycomputer]

what's your point seamonkey, i'm confused

p.s.
my computer is better than yours if that is somehow relevant again

[Storm]

thats not funny man..........

some ppl really are in need, but you are blaming the immigrants when you should be blaming the system!!!

ever though bout WHY they come to your country???

not everyone is as lucky to be born in a rich country, think bout that.......

[insanebassman]

I was lucky enough to be born poor in a rich country, but since I am classified caucasion, I am not in the right action group to be granted help... so I have to actually work for a living and pay for my education and healthcare.

I bet the baby farms would close thier legs if they were made to do more working than fucking...

Just an observation from someone who was born poor white trash and is working thier way out of it...

fuck the system and the rest of the world

and fuck it with a Trojan rolled all the way up

[SodiumChloride]

Originally posted by insanebassman@14 August 2003 - 15:56
I was lucky enough to be born poor in a rich country, but since I am classified caucasion, I am not in the right action group to be granted help... so I have to actually work for a living and pay for my education and healthcare.
True, but you have an easier time, since there is racism in the workplace.

[Twigboy]

Originally posted by SodiumChloride+15 August 2003 - 07:16--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SodiumChloride @ 15 August 2003 - 07:16)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-insanebassman@14 August 2003 - 15:56
I was lucky enough to be born poor in a rich country, but since I am classified caucasion, I am not in the right action group to be granted help... so I have to actually work for a living and pay for my education and healthcare.
True, but you have an easier time, since there is racism in the workplace. [/b][/quote]
:huh: ?

[SodiumChloride]

Originally posted by Twigboy+15 August 2003 - 00:44--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Twigboy &#064; 15 August 2003 - 00:44)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by SodiumChloride@15 August 2003 - 07:16
<!--QuoteBegin-insanebassman@14 August 2003 - 15:56
I was lucky enough to be born poor in a rich country, but since I am classified caucasion, I am not in the right action group to be granted help... so I have to actually work for a living and pay for my education and healthcare.
True, but you have an easier time, since there is racism in the workplace.
:huh: ? [/b][/quote]
I&#39;m referring to invisible ceilings, and the like

this is the funny stuff forum&#33; enough with the serious balogna

[insanebassman]

Want funny? Ok...

I want to market a moble home just for Texs, Alabama and Arkansas.

It will be 14&#39; by 70&#39;
It will come in white with blue trim
it will say "Saltines" down the side


(BTW, I grew up in Tx.)


Another funny:

Euphemism&#39;s for masterbation:

Making the bald man cry
Playing the single string guitar
Consulting your silent partner
Releasing the hostages
Carnal tunnel syndrome
Wrist aerobics
Burping the baby
Shaking hands with the unemployed
Tugging the slug
Clearing the snorkel
Tenderizing the tube steak
Bash the candle
Choking Kojak
Fiddling the flesh flute
Flogging the log
Polishing the Dolphin
Stroking the Salami
Loping the Mule
Spank the Monkey
Choke the Chicken

[seamonkey]

(smellmycomputer Posted on 14 August 2003 - 12:15 )
what&#39;s your point seamonkey, i&#39;m confused

p.s.
my computer is better than yours if that is somehow relevant again just so that i dun look like an idiot/jerk i was referring to add&#39;s signature which (s)he has since changed and btw im very sad that you have a better computer than me (you must have gotten it really recently cuz oi got mine like a month ago or you paid a lot) now im jelous <_<