sex positions for the lonely

[J-dye]

http://img.hostmyjpg.com/598060674_sexpositionsforthelonely.jpg

:emo:

[Skiz]

"glag: at ball pit.

[Skiz]

I should have put :glag:

[Squeamous]

Ah the couch potato.....

See also pillows :unsure:.

[guitarhero]

The best - 69

[enoughfakefiles]

The best - 69

On your own :blink:

[tesco]

The Sylvia Path wtf? :huh:
Guess I'd have to know who she is. :unsure:

The mary lou retton :naughty:

edit: Okay I knw who sylvia plath is but I guess I just don't get the 'position'. :idunno:

[Artemis]

The Sylvia Plath reference is definitely obscure rossco, she was a novelist who became famous for her autobiographical book 'The Bell Jar', and is notorious for committing suicide with a gas oven. The train of thought gets a bit fuzzy over how this could be considered a sexual position :blink:

[Alien5]

The Sylvia Path wtf? :huh:
Guess I'd have to know who she is. :unsure:

The mary lou retton :naughty:

edit: Okay I knw who sylvia plath is but I guess I just don't get the 'position'. :idunno:

the drawings are kinda shit really, the mary lou one is a shower & the sylvia path one looks like an oven/oven door.

[tesco]

The Sylvia Path wtf? :huh:
Guess I'd have to know who she is. :unsure:

The mary lou retton :naughty:

edit: Okay I knw who sylvia plath is but I guess I just don't get the 'position'. :idunno:

the drawings are kinda shit really, the mary lou one is a shower & the sylvia path one looks like an oven/oven door.
rod or?:unsure:
I knew what the mary lou retton one was, hence the :naughty:
The sylvia plath one I knew what the pic was of but didn't understand how it was a sex position.:huh:

[BOOM]

atm I`m typing from the hospital cuz I broken my left arm trying the The Mary Lou Retton position :rolleyes:

[100%]

lonely people have all the fun.

[J-dye]

i had a special couch .. :wub:

it was so soft :naughty:

[Septimus]

I wish I were single haha

[Squeamous]

i had a special couch .. :wub:

it was so soft :naughty:

And for those candlelit special moments with yourself you can wedge a fleshlight between the cushions....apparently.

[Mr. Mulder]

Golden Girls marathon :glag:

[Hairbautt]

ive done all of those.

[Something Else]

ive done all of those.

The Golden Girls. :unsure:

You filthy rutter.

[J-dye]

i had a special couch .. :wub:

it was so soft :naughty:

And for those candlelit special moments with yourself you can wedge a fleshlight between the cushions....apparently.

win :happy:

and thats how my first masturbation happened , without the fleshlight

true story

[Mr. Mulder]

the golden girls rawked. trew story.

[Squeamous]

win :happy:

and thats how my first masturbation happened , without the fleshlight

true story

I don't remember mine.....although I do remember my mum telling me not to do it public :unsure:.

[tralalala]

^ You masturbate? How often?

[Squeamous]

Less than you I'm sure :snooty:

[Biggles]

Less than you I'm sure :snooty:

That is a given.

I read fleshlight as flashlight and was well confused :unsure:

[Squeamous]

Yeah, I think it's called that to take the gheyness out of assisted wanking. 'Mmmmm, sounds like flashlight....manly!' that sort of thing. It's like those irons aimed at men with 'controlled turbo jets' of steam and 'pump action water nozzle' (sprinkler).

[Biggles]

Well I suppose it beats a jar of beetroot :dabs:

When I thought it was flashlight I couldn't quite work out how or why and did I miss something really obvious in my yoof. :unsure:

[Squeamous]

Well I suppose it beats a jar of beetroot :dabs:

When I thought it was flashlight I couldn't quite work out how or why and did I miss something really obvious in my yoof. :unsure:

A jar of beetroot? :blink: Wouldn't that stain it?

[Biggles]

Well I suppose it beats a jar of beetroot :dabs:

When I thought it was flashlight I couldn't quite work out how or why and did I miss something really obvious in my yoof. :unsure:

A jar of beetroot? :blink: Wouldn't that stain it?

Not a problem if you are lonely :idunno:

Edit: it is actually warm liver in a jam jar but I think that sounds a little gross

[chalice]

Only Benchez would go for a jar of beetroot, like. It's like doing the deed when she's got the painters in.

Real carnivore men go for a jar of liver.

And you can have a nice meal afterwards ftw.

[Squeamous]

A jar of beetroot? :blink: Wouldn't that stain it?

Not a problem if you are lonely :idunno:

Edit: it is actually warm liver in a jam jar but I think that sounds a little gross

My boss used to make me prepare that! He told me it was for a science lesson :unsure:.

[Squeamous]

Only Benchez would go for a jar of beetroot, like. It's like doing the deed when she's got the painters in.

Real carnivore men go for a jar of liver.

And you can have a nice meal afterwards ftw.

If you were vegetarian I suppose you could use warm tofu or something just as well?

[chalice]

Only Benchez would go for a jar of beetroot, like. It's like doing the deed when she's got the painters in.

Real carnivore men go for a jar of liver.

And you can have a nice meal afterwards ftw.

If you were vegetarian I suppose you could use warm tofu or something just as well?

Absolutement. Or even Bombay Potatoes, if ya wanna spice things up a bit.

[Squeamous]

Absolutement. Or even Bombay Potatoes, if ya wanna spice things up a bit.

Although I suppose you wouldn't get that authentic ferrous taste :pinch:.