Eurovision 2 har har

[CrabGirl]

I missed the second bit on thursday so I'm watching it now, which will bring me nicely to the final at 8.

Poor poor Cheese.

[CrabGirl]

Sweden's lady has had so much plastic surgery that if she falls over she might split.

Cheese's comment - "This song is trying so hard to be epic" :lol:

[CrabGirl]

Turkey.

Uninspiring soft rawk, sung by the boy next door.

[CrabGirl]

Lithuania's entrant IS Sean Michaels crossed with a vampire.

Terrible song and rubbish singer.

[Skweeky]

I tried to watch it on Thursday but the signal kept breaking up :(

I can't wait for the proper stuf tonight though! I have chili crisps, lime infused crips, a bottle of orangina and money for a chinese (food, not an actual person).
The husband is out to the dog racing and won't be back until late.
This must be the best day of the year!

Eeeeks

I just realised this is my last Eurovision without a child :fear:

[CrabGirl]

I tried to watch it on Thursday but the signal kept breaking up :(

I can't wait for the proper stuf tonight though! I have chili crisps, lime infused crips, a bottle of orangina and money for a chinese (food, not an actual person).
The husband is out to the dog racing and won't be back until late.
This must be the best day of the year!

Eeeeks

I just realised this is my last Eurovision without a child :fear:

Brilliant. I've got Pringles, wine which I may or may not drink, and although Cheese is in, I think he secretly likes it as he keeps commenting on stuff.

The Czech republic are like pretty spice girls who can sort of sing. :ermm:

[CrabGirl]

That's ok. You can indoctrinate him/her from before birth. Get them early then s/he wont grow up to be a hater!

Got to say, the inbetween songs filums are shit this year. In fact I don't think it's been as good as Finland last year which was amaaaazing.

[Skweeky]

I thought that country starting with a A was quite good.The one that had the 16-year old?

[Skweeky]

You know, wasn't Cheese meant to charter us a flgiht so we could go to Belgrade?
What happened to that plan?

[CrabGirl]

I got skint and you got pregnant! :lol:

I'm crying with laughter at Latvia's Pirate Song....
"With a hi hi ho and a Hi Hi hay, we're hoisting a flag to be free"

Are they pirates or Dwarves!

[Skweeky]

Ah yes... now I remember.

I was reading an article with Andy Abraham the other day; he was saying how this year he hoped the voting public was going to go for the best song instead of the most camp, gimmicky one. :lol:

Poor fool!

Right, I've ordered my Chinese food; crispy shredded chicken in mandarin sauce and a portion of noodles. Yummy!
It's going to be an hour before they manage to deliver it which works out exactly to the start of the contest! I can barely contain my excitement!! Less than an hour to go.

[CrabGirl]

Yum. That sounds like win. Baby likes Chinese eh!

There's loads of leather trousers on this years show.

[Skweeky]

I wonder if they sell leather maternity trousers...

[CrabGirl]

Yes.
http://www.swellegant.co.uk/fullview.php?outfits_id=54

[Skweeky]

Excellent.

That should fit over this:

http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/2679/15weeksoz3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[CrabGirl]

Awww. Neat little bump there! Are people constantly touching it? My friend Soph is massivly pregnant at the mo and getting really annoyed at people always touching her stomach.

[Skweeky]

Naw, it's too small for people to notice. I reckon they just think I'm fat. :lol:

The other day on the bus there was nowhere to sit and no one offered my their seat :(

Anyone who touches my stomach without permission is getting bitch slapped. I don't think I'll have that problem. Most people tend to be scared when they first meet me. I don't understand why :shrug:

[Skweeky]

I've just watched and listened to the Belgian song.

-> :unsure:

What were they thinking?
It reminds me of this Belgian band Lais, but in a really really bad way :lol:

And that after such classics as:
J'aime j'aime la vie
Like the Wind
Liefde is een kaartspel

Things were better back in the day when countries still had to sing in their own language. Strange how there never was a German song for Belgium though.

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG It's starting
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

[CrabGirl]

Yey!!!!!

Press yer red button. You can see the words.

edit: I think.
edit: Actually don't bother. There's an annoying thing called boogaloo stu which keeps popping up and interrupting King Terry with camp comments.

[Skweeky]

That woman who won last year is scaring the hell out of me :fear:

LOL@ Don't vote before the lines are open, your vote won't count, you'll still be charged and I'll probably get sued.

[CrabGirl]

She looks like Jimmy Cranky in a suit.

This Romanian one is scaring me. It looks like someone's mum doing karaoke and wetting her knickers because of the "nice young man" she's singing with. Please tell me they've never shagged.

[Disme]

I've just watched and listened to the Belgian song.

-> :unsure:

What were they thinking?
It reminds me of this Belgian band Lais, but in a really really bad way :lol:

And that after such classics as:
J'aime j'aime la vie
Like the Wind
Liefde is een kaartspel

Don't forget:
Baby baby
Rendez-Vous
Jennifer Jennings
Soldiers of Love
Door de wind
Samson

Romania ... Andrea Boccelli and some tart.

...

[CrabGirl]

Is this ours? Not heard it yet.

S'not bad is it. Better than the Paedo-fest which was last years.

[Disme]

Thé UK ... feels like a Rick Astley clone ... but a catchy song.

[CrabGirl]

Evening Disme!

Meet Skweeks, she's Belgian too.

[Skweeky]

I like Jennifer Jennings and Soldiers of Love. Lilian St Pierre rawks :snooty:

LOL @ rendez-vous

edit: I am, but I live in Bonnie Scotland.

I like Albania. She's pretty. Is it ilegal for me to say that cause she's underage? :huh:

[Alien5]

im halfway through a big pot of ben 'n' jerry cookie dough ice cream. :tease:

[Disme]

Hi crabgirl ...

Skweeky and I met before (once).
Congrats with the pregnancy by the way ... got 2 of them little ones myself.

About Albania ... sad ... sad ... sad ... but she's only 16 so she can still learn how to make/sing good songs.

[CrabGirl]

Is this the 16 year old.

Quite like this.

[Skweeky]

Crabgirl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLcHl15qNGw

Lillian St Pierre with Soldiers of Love

[CrabGirl]

im halfway through a big pot of ben 'n' jerry cookie dough ice cream. :tease:

Bloody boards playing up.

[CrabGirl]

im halfway through a big pot of ben 'n' jerry cookie dough ice cream. :tease:

You little bugger.

Was that to pay me back for not sending you my dinner the other day?

Bet you can eat the whole thing ad still have a skinny arse no? :angry:

Germany.

Oh My God.

[Disme]

Germany ... the one with the red hair got some electroshock treatment just before the show ... that could explain her hair.

When it comes to signing ... it's a wee bit off!

Am I to harsh here?

[Skweeky]

I bet Mulder is voting for Germany :lol:


Wendy Van Wanten! I completely forgot about her! Is she married to Prince Laurent yet? :lol:

[Alien5]

im halfway through a big pot of ben 'n' jerry cookie dough ice cream. :tease:

You little bugger.

Was that to pay me back for not sending you my dinner the other day?

Bet you can eat the whole thing ad still have a skinny arse no? :angry:

Germany.

Oh My God. nah, im just messin about, i feel sick, stop eating now, i think im getting fat, my arse is bursting out of my jeans these days. :ermm:

[Skweeky]

Armenia has found Christian Aguilera's long lost sister! :o

[CrabGirl]

Lol!!!

:flail: "instead of watching me, you should be reaching me" :flail:

[CrabGirl]

You little bugger.

Was that to pay me back for not sending you my dinner the other day?

Bet you can eat the whole thing ad still have a skinny arse no? :angry:

Germany.

Oh My God. nah, im just messin about, i feel sick, stop eating now, i think im getting fat, my arse is bursting out of my jeans these days. :ermm:


Pics please Al.

[Disme]

Wendy Van Wanten! I completely forgot about her! Is she married to Prince Laurent yet? :lol:

Nope she is with Franske now ... after the soap called : Wie wordt de man van Wendy Van Wanten. Great show ... huge entertainement value ... she's pregnant too by the way.

[Alien5]

of what my arse? or the ice cream i had to stop eating?

[Skweeky]

Jeezes....Bosnia Herzegovina. I mean... I know they were struck by war and that but there's no excuse for this!

[CrabGirl]

Oh god, this insane little man!

I do sort of like the song though. Are they meant to be toys or something?

[Skweeky]

Pregnant? Is she not like 105 by now??

And that song reminds me of 'every day I love you less and less' by the Kaiser Chiefs.
What's with the laundry???

[CrabGirl]

Yer arse Al! Maybe covered in the rest of the Ice-Cream.

Sorry Eurovision is getting me going.

[Disme]

Don't know how she did it ... think she's about 46 ... probably got some in-vitro treatment or so.

Bosnia & ... war is horrible, we've just been able to see that.

[CrabGirl]

Pregnant? Is she not like 105 by now??

And that song reminds me of 'every day I love you less and less' by the Kaiser Chiefs.
What's with the laundry???

Yes!!! You are totally right.

"Belgrade, the capital of Joy" :blink:

[Disme]

Where's Tralala when you need 'em ... his folks are coming up ...

[Alien5]

Yer arse Al! Maybe covered in the rest of the Ice-Cream.

Sorry Eurovision is getting me going.

why dont i pour ice cream over my arse while singing a euro-song then post it on youtube? yeah? :lol:

[Skweeky]

Wow, Israel's is written by Dana International!

[CrabGirl]

OOOOooooohhhh

The Fins Are Coming.

Brilliant. All hair and leather, but lyrics are a little bit gay.

[Skweeky]

'Where all the men ride forth' :lol:

Intro stolen from Wasted Youth by Meat Loaf!

[CrabGirl]

Yer arse Al! Maybe covered in the rest of the Ice-Cream.

Sorry Eurovision is getting me going.

why dont i pour ice cream over my arse while singing a euro-song then post it on youtube? yeah? :lol:

Yes: Now, Please :whimper:

[Disme]

It's strange but Israel reminded me of my vacation in Turkey last year. I heard the same kind of music all that vacation.

Finland ... sorry but this is just trying to do the same as Lordi imo. They also look a little to much like Iron Maiden ...

[Skweeky]

It would have been more fun if they'd gone for the ZZTop look :lol:

[CrabGirl]

'Where all the men ride forth' :lol:

Intro stolen from Wasted Youth by Meat Loaf!

Yeh I can;t find a translation atm but it's all about "the men are coming"

Do like the trousers though.

[CrabGirl]

Now this, this is not good.

Taverna music complete with pervy old men

[Skweeky]

Ahahahahahaha! Croatia. Thingy and 75 cents :lol: :earl:

[CrabGirl]

So funny.

Has your chinese come yet?

[Skweeky]

:lol: You haven't seen teeth like this since the Osmonds.

[CrabGirl]

NOooo Scary lady.

Allen, Hold me.

[Skweeky]

Came and gone CG.

[CrabGirl]

Jesus, she's orange! And look at her breastbone. Ewww.

[Disme]

I' ve seen her in the semi-finals and have my sunglasses on atm to avoid permanent eye-damage. And yes ... she' must have been eating tons of carrots.

[Skweeky]

Ah Iceland. Scary as ever. And stole the lyrics from Dr Alban as well. Tsk tsk.

Liking the pink shoes though.

[CrabGirl]

This was old skool dance-pop before the woman who looks like she's been hit with a spade started to sing.


Edit: Yup, the shoes are awesome.

[Disme]

I'm having a flash-back here ... I'm seeing Agnetha Fältskog here ...

[Skweeky]

That poor guitarist has the biggest nose ever.

That singer looks like he's killed at least one man :fear:

[Skweeky]

I feel the right place for me in this world is in that green room.

[CrabGirl]

lol! Jumping up and down on big balls.

[CrabGirl]

:snigger:

I like this because they get right into it. He truly believes he's a pirate.

[Disme]

Latvian Pirates ... more for Junior Eurosong if you ask me ...

[CrabGirl]

Here's the scary plastic lady again/

[Skweeky]

I had to mute Latvia an put some Willy Sommers on.

[Disme]

I'm gonna wish you all a nice continuation ... it's about 22 PM and I'm gonna watch the rest with my misses.

See you later.

[CrabGirl]

See you later. I;ve jsut decided I'm going to buy all the Eurovision albums

[chalice]

No rubber turkey.

No point. Maybe next year.

What's another year? Prize for the sad cunt who knows what I did there.

[Skweeky]

For someone who's lost everything that he owns?

I love JL

[CrabGirl]

Mulder says that all the women want to sleep with him

I've pointed out that this blind one would.

Har ahr

[Skweeky]

But she woulnd't be able to see his massive cawk? How else is he going to impress her?

Where is mulder? Why can't I talk to him?

Jonhhy Logan ftw btw

[CrabGirl]

But she woulnd't be able to see his massive cawk? How else is he going to impress her?

Where is mulder? Why can't I talk to him?

Jonhhy Logan ftw btw

He's on Ben's interwebs because he cant get onto this one. I think you've been sent an invite. :naughty:

[CrabGirl]

Azerbaijahn

:glass shattering:

[Skweeky]

Wins the freaky prize. What the hell?

[CrabGirl]

The grey haired one looks like Philip Schofield.

[Skweeky]

Proper cheese from Greece.

[Skweeky]

Wow... Spain wins hands down.

[CrabGirl]

Little Greek Britney - Milder likes her rack.

[Disme]

My favourits:
1. France
2. Ukraine
3. UK
4. Spain

[CrabGirl]

Greece
UK
France


And one I cant remember that I liked.

[CrabGirl]

Terry's about to give us some gems, I can sense it,

[CrabGirl]

Jesus he's a card ain;t he.

[CrabGirl]

Voting is as shit as ever.

Grr.

[Alien5]

germany ftw.

http://i29.tinypic.com/vevxhu.jpg

[CrabGirl]

The one with the Brown hair had it dyed Clown-red tonight

She looked like a mop.

[CrabGirl]

Stupid fucking Europeans. Fucking politics and fucking wanking Baltic states.

[Disme]

This was officially the last time I looked at it ... I don't 'believe' it!

[CrabGirl]

Terry Wogans saying he thinks he may not do it again next year as western europe is being squuzed right out.

[ahcorac72]

For me russia don´t deserved win.
Ukraine was better that Russia.
Portugal was best :yes:
But spain was fantastic... lol

[tralalala]

what a load of bullshit. for a start, i think israel should have been in the top 5.. Boaz Mauda has a wonderful voice, and he executed really well. too bad politics and all that shit are too badly involved in this stupid competition. and i must say, the greek girl is hawt as feck.. i'd like a slice of her.. :smilie4:

dima bilan? fuckin :ghey:

[chalice]

Tra, you is fucking losing it, like.

I used to think that you were a bloke.

[Proper Bo]

what a load of bullshit. for a start, i think israel should have been in the top 5.. Boaz Mauda has a wonderful voice, and he executed really well. too bad politics and all that shit are too badly involved in this stupid competition.

israel isn't even part of europe:snooty:

[tralalala]

^ Israeli is part of Europe just as much as Azerbaijan and Turkey, if not more.. Next you'll be seeing countries that dress with Turbans in next years ECS.... :emo: <_<

Still think that apart from all the political voting, Israel should have been at least in the top 5. He was the best singer, and had the best musical delivery.. Most of the other were either hawt (Greece, Ukraine), or simplt down-right weird (the 3 :ghey: Russians, the pirates, the Spanish drag-show.. i mean, what the fuck?!)

[Snee]

Israel is part of the middle east via the gift of geography.

If it's also europe, then so would a chunk of what's in fact asia be. Syria at the very least.

You're an asian, haha.

[tralalala]

shaddup, feckin mongol... <_<