The Official Old Geezer calling-names-fest..

[Detale]

Started in J-dye (http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/members/j-dye-190199)'s thread thanks Tra for the orsum idea. Get that miserable old bastard
Old Geezer (http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/members/old-geezer-184969)
Aka Old Droopy balls!!
http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/images/useravatar/avatar184969_2.gif
Old Nuts

[Skweeky]

Poor Paul :(

[tralalala]

Damn you Detale.. Nickin' my orsum idea..


Ah well, let's all just get in on the fun then -

Yo, Old Geezer, you is so feckin old, your yearbook has a pic of moses in it, and the dates are all in Hebraic numerals.. :smilie4:

[Hairbautt]

I didn't know he was hebrew. :unsure:

[Detale]

Hes not just that old he learned Aramaic in middle shcool

[Alien5]

old people stink of piss

[Alien5]

Old Geezer smells of Old people.

[Old Geezer]

All of your idle blabber from you punks along with made up words just rolls off me like water off a ducks back. I just consider the source and go on my way.

[Hairbautt]

I think I just shit my bricks for today.

[Detale]

Poor Paul :(

Didn't know you cared.



All of your idle blabber from you punks along with made up words just rolls off me like water off a ducks back. I just consider the source and go on my way.

You old bastard, stop mashing your keyboard with your fist and maybe you can make some sense here.

[J-dye]

old geezer uses his balls for bungee jumping instead of rope

[tralalala]

Old Geezer's real name is actually Old Gay-zer... :smilie4:

[kaffeine]

I thought he already knew how to post pics...

[chalice]

I thought he already knew how to post pics...

So did I.

Alzheimer's ftw.

Goldfish have more memory capacity than Old Geezer.

Fact.

Or it could be that he only knows how to post direct links and not imageshack or the like, like.

Either way, he's a silly old cunt.

[tralalala]

^ :glag:

chalice, you're orsum at the art of mocking.. Obviousment :smilie4:


According to your informative post, and my calculations, his memory span lasts for approx. 4 and a half seconds. Therefor, he doesn't actually remember which part of his body he uses to piss with. Explains the "smells of pish" statement. :D

[kaffeine]

That's why he keeps posting the same old bullshit.

I bet his reply to chalice's post will be the old "I don't have a cunt" or "I can't find this or that in the dictionary", and if all that fails, his "may the fleas of a thousand bla bla bla..." trademark.

Sad old cawk.

[tralalala]

^ Either that or he just hurried up and died, as chalice politely requested him to a couple of freds down the page... :smilie4:

[Skweeky]

Didn't know you cared.



All of your idle blabber from you punks along with made up words just rolls off me like water off a ducks back. I just consider the source and go on my way.

You old bastard, stop mashing your keyboard with your fist and maybe you can make some sense here.


It's British 5PM thing, you wouldn't get it.

[tralalala]

Isn't it meant to be at 4 PM? :huh:

[tralalala]

Ah wait, I'm in Israel.. So that screws up the time zones.. Makes sense.

[Skweeky]

Yeah but you're not an hour behind on GB surely.
Definitely 5 PM!

[chalice]

I just got that, Skweeks. True story.

He does look a bit like Lily Savage sans wig and fake bewbs, like.

http://bbhilda.topcities.com/Folkestone/LilySavage_222x278.jpg

[Skweeky]

:lol:

[tralalala]

Actually, when GMT isn't screwed and London time is the same as GMT, we're 2 hours ahead of you chaps.. Jerusalem time FTW!! :D

[Skweeky]

So it's on at 7 is what you're saying?

[Old Geezer]

old geezer uses his balls for bungee jumping instead of rope

Well I am honored that I have my own thread. I finally got your attention. And while I have your attention.
I visit six forums everyday (excellent forums with no vulgarity,undecipherable so called words,tons of vulgarity,complete idiotic utterances and numerous other strange things that defy explanation.

I have yet to understand what the purpose of this so called forum is. It is obvious however that the inmates are running the asylum. The overseers are no better than you inmates since they allow you to spew this redicoulous banter day after day after day.

You people have too much time on your hands. Perhaps your time would be better spent going back to school and try again to understand how to express yourself with the English language because you certainly haven't shown me that you can do this so far.
Sticks and stones can break my bones but words can never harm me.

I would wager that several of you wish I would post my cunt apple so you can save it.

[chalice]

old geezer uses his balls for bungee jumping instead of rope

Well I am honored that I have my own thread. I finally got your attention. And while I have your attention.
I visit six forums everyday (excellent forums with no vulgarity,undecipherable so called words,tons of vulgarity,complete idiotic utterances and numerous other strange things that defy explanation.

I have yet to understand what the purpose of this so called forum is. It is obvious however that the inmates are running the asylum. The overseers are no better than you inmates since they allow you to spew this redicoulous banter day after day after day.

You people have too much time on your hands. Perhaps your time would be better spent going back to school and try again to understand how to express yourself with the English language because you certainly haven't shown me that you can do this so far.
Sticks and stones can break my bones but words can never harm me.

I would wager that several of you wish I would post my cunt apple so you can save it.


What does 'redicoulous' mean?

:lol:

[chalice]

If you meant ridiculous, then that was one severely arthritic typo.

[chalice]

Also, I think the word you're looking for is 'indecipherable', you silly old waste of space.

[Old Geezer]

Also, I think the word you're looking for is 'indecipherable', you silly old waste of space.

I meant what I posted Undecipherable and Ridicoulous. Both are in Webster's. You have shown your ignorance again trying to attack me intelligently. And now for all of you that have been waiting. Here it is.

I wanted to put all of you that have been bad mouthing me in the pussy apple and close it wiht super glue but there was only room for Jay-dye.

[chalice]

Also, I think the word you're looking for is 'indecipherable', you silly old waste of space.

I meant what I posted Undecipherable and Ridicoulous. Both are in Webster's. You have shown your ignorance again trying to attack me intelligently. And now for all of you that have been waiting. Here it is.

I wanted to put all of you that have been bad mouthing me in the pussy apple and close it wiht super glue but there was only room for Jay-dye.

Webster's what?

Webster's Dictionary For Those who Desire To Make a Cunt Out Of Themselves?

You don't need Webster's for that, like.

[chalice]

Geezer, as you say, you've got a whole 6, yes 6!!, count 'em! forums you can visit at will.

Why come back here to this den of deformity of the English language?

You must love it.

[chalice]

Somebody wake me up when he answers, like.

He's not too quick.

[chalice]

As I say, he's been staring at my last post for about an hour.

This next one had better be a fucking good post.

Geezer, make it good, man.

Not just for me but for Bo and Bradley Benchez who have been waiting intently when they could have been doing something else instead, like.

[Proper Bo]

I've been waiting intently?:unsure:

I think ewe'll find i've been pwning shit up on the xbawx:smilie4:

[Detale]

I would wager that several of you wish I would post my cunt apple so you can shave it.


Fixed





As I say, he's been staring at my last post for about an hour.

This next one had better be a fucking good post.

Geezer, make it good, man.

Not just for me but for Bo and Bradley Benchez who have been waiting intently when they could have been doing something else instead, like.

He either lost his glasses, fell asleep, or has fallen and he can't get up and is reaching for his "life alert" right now. Wait I know maybe he's busy calling his nephew to photoshop something again like
http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/2305/applexw8.gif

Lord knows he couldn't do it himself

[tralalala]

We're the one's with too much time on our hands? Who's the cunt who visits 6 forums everyday...? :shifty:

Go suck a lemon (or chalice's cawk for that matter), instead of trying to make out we are the "bad guys" here.. Ya old cunt..

[Disme]

there was only room for Jay-dye.

For the xxxth time, it's J-DIE, with the emphasis on DIE!

[Mr.sharer]

why do you feel the need to disrespect him ? everybody is going to be old someday .

[Mr.sharer]

pathetic thread from another moderator

[tralalala]

:glag:... Oh, this is just getting better and better........ :shifty:

You've no idea what you're getting yourself in Mr.Meusli.. :lol:

[Mr. Mulder]

why do you feel the need to disrespect him ? everybody is going to be old someday .
prove it.

[tralalala]

:glag:

Hoi, Mr.Meusli, you only been here for 28 posts.. You don't know anyone here.. Even Old Geezer's been here longer than you.. If he wants to be disrespected, it's his own right :snooty:

[Hairbautt]

old geezer = mr.sharer, i thought.

[tralalala]

Ahhhhhh I never thought so.. Orsum of you to figure that one out Hairy.. Well done mate :)

[Disme]

Orsum

Eagerly awaiting old geezer :D

[tralalala]

Ooooooooh yes... :shifty:

[Detale]

old geezer = mr.sharer, i thought.

Im sure someone could look into this higher than us of course *cough Skizo* cough cough*

If not dude why not check the origin before you aid an old miserable bastard who seemingly has only shit pouring from his mouth at all times

[Old Geezer]

Fixed





As I say, he's been staring at my last post for about an hour.

This next one had better be a fucking good post.

Geezer, make it good, man.

Not just for me but for Bo and Bradley Benchez who have been waiting intently when they could have been doing something else instead, like.

He either lost his glasses, fell asleep, or has fallen and he can't get up and is reaching for his "life alert" right now. Wait I know maybe he's busy calling his nephew to photoshop something again like
http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/2305/applexw8.gif

Lord knows he couldn't do it himself

Lord knows I did do it myself. I doubt you could however FUCK FACE.

Go see if you can follow directions to do it. http://www.imagemagick.org/MagickStudio/scripts/MagickStudio.cgi/

[Something Else]

I've finally seen the cunt-apple. :yay:

[Detale]

"fuck face"?? how original did you read that in geriatric weekly in the "what the kids are saying now" section? Also stop looking at my profile fucko!

@Ben this is the first time I have seen the apple too and honestly I'm a little disappointed, this must be how Geezer feels when he looks down at his useless shriveled old cawk and nuts? Looking at it like "What a god damn shame, it was little but at least it worked" Now there's only bitterness

EDIT: HOLY SHIT!! Ben I just now saw your sig LOL has it been there a while? Now thats fucking funny I was thinking today that I needed something new myself
AIDS FTW!

[tralalala]

@Geezer - I believe there is no such thing as a fuck face.. Literally. I mean, prove your point, asshole.

@Detale - The cunt apple is actually a hawk-eye shawt of his cawk... :glag:

[J-dye]

http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/2305/applexw8.gif



nice . now eat it old fart . a J-dye cuntple a day keeps the grim reaper away

[J-dye]

there was only room for Jay-dye.

For the xxxth time, it's J-DIE, with the emphasis on DIE!

oh hai adopted somalian son of old geezer :wave:

[tralalala]

^ :glag:


Me is having a good time today :)

[chalice]

Bump.

[The Flying Cow]

Old Geezer is so old he has to hide the bottom of his ballsack in his socks.

He's so old he can't shit. His diapers are, therefore, useless.

[tralalala]

Old Geezer is so old, he owes Jesus 10 bucks from a bet they held..

[The Flying Cow]

Old Geezer is so old, he owes Jesus 10 bucks from a bet they held..

He's from before Jesus. He was on talking terms with Moses.

Ibrahim, Ibrahim..

[tralalala]

And I thought he drew the blueprints for the planning of the earth :huh:

[Detale]

He spends his days Pissing himself and trying to remember shit!

[sheri1983]

thanks

[tralalala]

^ WTF :huh:

[Aermetikvm]

what kind of rude thread is this? :)

[Disme]

what kind of rude thread is this? :)

You're new ... that's why you don't understand it ... read some threads on the board and you'll feel entirely different.

[The Flying Cow]

what kind of rude thread is this? :)

Old Geezar, you cunt. Get back on your other nick and take this like a man.

[Detale]

He went from Old Balls to NO balls awfully fast eh

[tralalala]

:glag:

[tralalala]

Didn't think we would let this one die did ya? :shifty:


BUMP.

[The Flying Cow]

Especially after the Old Coont made an appearance yesterday.

[tralalala]

and wot after he made himself another 3 accounts, like.

[velhetica]

Oh boo i'm a totes noob.

[Detale]

So is the old guy ignoring this or did he just kick off in front of his screen

[tralalala]

Me thinks he started another 4-5 accounts to try and fool us.