old geezer , real life incidents

[J-dye]

old geezer went to the social security office to apply so he could start getting his social security check, but the man had no ID.So the social worker ask the old man to take off his hat, and the old man did.The social worker then replied"yes you are bald, now could you please take off your shirt", and the old man did, and the social worker replied" yes, you do have gray chest hair, so I am going to go ahead and approve you so you can start getting your social security check".
The old man thanked the lady, and went home.He told his wife how he had forgotten his ID, and had to take off his hat and shirt to prove to the social worker that he was old enough to recieve a social security check.
The old mans wife replied" well you should have taken off your pants and you could have got a disability check too!

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[J-dye]

Three elderly men including old geezer are talking about their aches, pains and bodily functions. The seventy-year old man says, "I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to tinkle." The eighty-year old man says, "My case is worse. I get up at eight and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a BM."


Then geezer says, "At seven I pee like a horse, at eight I flop like a cow."
"So what's your problem?" ask the others.
"I don't wake up until nine."


:shifty:

[J-dye]

Old geezer went to see his doctor and asked for a prescription of Viagra. The doctor said, "That's no problem. How many do you want?" The man answered, "Just a few, but cut each one into four pieces." The doctor said, "That won't do you any good." old geezer said, "That's all right. I don't need them for sex anymore, as I'm over 90 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes."

[chalice]

Bump.

[Smith]

What the fuck

[chalice]

Lay off the Novocaine and read the rest of the board, gum boy.

[Squeamous]

That's all very well but you could easily substitute 'Old Geezer' for Biggles or JPaul in any of those jokes. Must try harder.

[chalice]

Difference is that neither of those mentioned above are trolls.

[Squeamous]

No, but they are at that 'difficult age' :shifty:.

[chalice]

I'd rather be at a difficult age than a geriatric old trolling cunt like wot Geezer is.

[Squeamous]

You do realise he's probably a 12 year old boy trying to groom you into an inappropriate relationship don't you? I've heard tell of this sort of thing on the internet.

[chalice]

A 12 year old would come off with something more intelligent.

Geezer has been regressing since he joined.

Each new post is more infantile than the last.

I'm expecting 'goo goo' next. Or at the very best, 'da da'.