Happy Birthday Mulder!!!

[CrabGirl]

Happy Birthday you old cock. :)

[Squeamous]

I noticed the age change from 21 to 22 but it didn't occur to me this might be the result of a birthday :pinch:.

Happy birthday little man!

[chalice]

Mon the Mulster.

Happy birthday and all that jizz.

[Something Else]

Happy Burfday.

No.01 Perv of the internets. :wub:

[Snee]

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[Biggles]

Happy Birthday Mulder

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[S3v3N]

Happy Birthday Mr-Mulder.

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[Alien5]

happy birthday gay midget Mulder!!!11

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[Disme]

This is the only pick suitable for such an event ...

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(http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/10/28/marilyn.jpg)
Happy birthday Mr. Mulder.

[Squeamous]

http://laobere.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/heidi5.jpg

Should be in the 'sex tips for the lonely' thread shirley?

[Biggles]

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Should be in the 'sex tips for the lonely' thread shirley?

I think slapped legs are in order for those shoes on the cushions too :O

[Squeamous]

From a discipline point of view only, naturally :shifty:

[Biggles]

From a discipline point of view only, naturally :shifty:

Obviousment :shifty:

Cruel to be kind etc.

[Squeamous]

And it would be so easy to avoid if she just knelt on the cushions instead :rolleyes:. Some people never think it through.

[Old Geezer]

Happy barthday my ass. May you not have another one. You and Chalice.

You miserable excuses for human beings.

[Proper Bo]

Happy barthday my ass. May you not have another one. You and Chalice.

You miserable excuses for human beings.

barthday? That's not in your dictionary:rolleyes:

[chalice]

I'm not going to spoil Mulder's birthday thread by insulting your sorry troll arse, Geezer.

This is like Christmas in FST, you heathen old fucker.

Let's take this outside. Like into one of the myriad threads already composed for your derision.

The forum pauses while Geezer looks up everything I've just said in Websters.......

[Hairbautt]

Happy fuckin' birthday, mulder.

[Old Geezer]

I'm not going to spoil Mulder's birthday thread by insulting your sorry troll arse, Geezer.

This is like Christmas in FST, you heathen old fucker.

Let's take this outside. Like into one of the myriad threads already composed for your derision.

The forum pauses while Geezer looks up everything I've just said in Websters.......

You young whippersnapper you thought I could not find a way to copy your Avatar didn't you?

Why don't you get your head out of your ass? Notice I know how to spell ass. It is not arse.

[Proper Bo]

I'm not going to spoil Mulder's birthday thread by insulting your sorry troll arse, Geezer.

This is like Christmas in FST, you heathen old fucker.

Let's take this outside. Like into one of the myriad threads already composed for your derision.

The forum pauses while Geezer looks up everything I've just said in Websters.......

You young whippersnapper you thought I could not find a way to copy your Avatar didn't you?

Why don't you get your head out of your ass? Notice I know how to spell ass. It is not arse.

I think you'll find the English spelling is "arse":mellow:

[chalice]

Yanks don't know fuck from English, Geezer.

They think they invented the language (well ignorant old cunts like yourself, in any case) but the sad fact is, they didn't.

You have just displayed yourself as the very thing you attempted and failed to correct me on. And not for the first time, I might add.

You've attempted this futile 'arse' argument before and failed.

The English language existed long before your infant nation bastardised it and some of us still speak it.

Unlike yourself.

[Alien5]

jolly good old barthday old chap!

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[clocker]

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[Mr. Mulder]

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:wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:

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thnx :smilie4:

i can honestly say it was the dullest birthday ever, the only three people to remember were my family. i went to work, then the gym and was in bed for 10 :mellow:

[J-dye]

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:hbd:

[J-dye]

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Should be in the 'sex tips for the lonely' thread shirley?

i thought ladies loved it hard :ermm:

[The Flying Cow]

That is one ferocious girl.

Birthdays suck. Either everyone knows it at your work/studyplace, or it's best to simply forget them.

[100%]

Well Done Mulder, Bravo, Outstanding, Awe Inspiring!

[CrabGirl]

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thnx :smilie4:

i can honestly say it was the dullest birthday ever, the only three people to remember were my family. i went to work, then the gym and was in bed for 10 :mellow:

Well if you'd pm'd me your address like I asked, you might have got a pressie. :snooty:

[Mr. Mulder]

you did no such thing (that i am aware of) :snooty:

[Hairbautt]

:wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:

.................

thnx :smilie4:

i can honestly say it was the dullest birthday ever, the only three people to remember were my family. i went to work, then the gym and was in bed for 10 :mellow:
fuck me, i'd get in bed for even less

:yes:

[CrabGirl]

You asked me to post you my dinner, except you poretended to be cheese or something.

[Squeamous]

i thought ladies loved it hard :ermm:


They do, but they also love you just the way you are :console:

[Skweeky]

Happy Birthday mulder!
Yay!
22! Woohooo!
Maybe this year they'll give you your cawk back?

[Mathea]

Happy (late) birthday!!!

[Squeamous]

Happy Birthday mulder!
Yay!
22! Woohooo!
Maybe this year they'll give you your cawk back?

I thought it was your turn with it this weekend? :huh:

[Gillian]

Happy Birthday, sexy! I'm ready to give you what you want - what you need (and you being a wee person...turns me on)!



Love, Gillian

[Skweeky]

Happy Birthday mulder!
Yay!
22! Woohooo!
Maybe this year they'll give you your cawk back?

I thought it was your turn with it this weekend? :huh:


I must have misplaced it. Had to use my husband's this morning. :unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

^ you're cheating on me!? :cry:

[brotherdoobie]

Happy Birthday, Mulder! I'm trying to get the missus to send you bewb pics. We'll see.


-bd

[Mr. Mulder]

Happy Birthday, Mulder! I'm trying to get the missus to send you bewb pics. We'll see.


-bd
tell her im willing to make a trade :smilie4:

[Mathea]

I want pics of ur boobs mulder

[Squeamous]

I thought it was your turn with it this weekend? :huh:


I must have misplaced it. Had to use my husband's this morning. :unsure:

Well, it's better than nothing I suppose :console:.

[JPaul]

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i can honestly say it was the dullest birthday ever, the only three people to remember were my family. i went to work, then the gym and was in bed for 10 :mellow:

10 of the luckiest ladies ever.

Belated bidet wishes and so forth.

[Barbarossa]

Belated happy birthday, you big-dicked epic-fail cawfee-drinking alien-luvving emo midget :happy:

[Mr. Mulder]

thnx :emo:

[Skweeky]

Midget? Are you as short as the mankster?

[Mr. Mulder]

178cm :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

that was as of months ago though, i could very well be 179cm now :unsure:

[Snee]

The cake I found you up there was like the cake to end all cakes.

[Mr. Mulder]

The cake I found you up there was like the cake to end all cakes.
i saw. and i lul'd earl. true story :smilie4: