Mulder's Weekend - The Aftermath

[JPaul]

http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/spencer_nude.jpg

[Skweeky]

:lol:

He wishes! I've still not given back his cawk. I may have hovered it up by accident. :huh:

[JPaul]

Think of the fucking carnage if he still had it.

(see what I did there)

[Mr. Mulder]

its been a let down of epic proportion :no:

went to see a mates band play, at a biker fest - you'd expect all kinds of shenanigans from such an event but no, it was outside, in the rain and there was no beer ...after recovering from a panic seizure upon learning there would be no beer i watched them play their set whilst drinking a coke in the harsh light of day, got soaked wet through then went home. sober. :mellow:

[Mr. Mulder]

this was a good 5 hours ago, i should be messed up and smelling of vomit and whore right now but instead i'm watching the Bourne ultimatum and eating toast :/

[Mr. Mulder]

:lol:

He wishes! I've still not given back his cawk. I may have hovered it up by accident. :huh:
what are we comparing to a hoover? :whistling

[enoughfakefiles]

Bridesrus FTW!!111!!!! :01:

[Skweeky]

You'll notice, as you get older, that your birthdays get less spectacular every year.
Just ask JPaul. He got a sock for his last birthday.

[enoughfakefiles]

You'll notice, as you get older, that your birthdays get less spectacular every year.
Just ask JPaul. He got a sock for his last birthday.

Has he only got one leg :unsure:

[Skweeky]

It wasn't for his foot

[JPaul]

You'll notice, as you get older, that your birthdays get less spectacular every year.
Just ask JPaul. He got a sock for his last birthday.

A sock, all to myself. I wish.

[trackrider]

You'll notice, as you get older, that your birthdays get less spectacular every year.
Just ask JPaul. He got a sock for his last birthday.

A sock, all to myself. I wish.

cool, did the sock match his other one :cool:

[JPaul]

About half five.

[The Flying Cow]

It wasn't for his foot

:lol: I wonder what it was for. A cundum, like? :whistling

That sounds like a most depressing weekend, btw Mrs. Muldar.

Sad, sad events.

You should carree a hip flask with you at all times, I always say.

[Something Else]

The party rawked. I'm still coming down.
http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/6019/43501a28eaabb6576bad95anc0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[The Flying Cow]

^hahahah

[Squeamous]

Birthdays are what you make them. You need to start getting excited about it the week before, and then you need to have a birthday eve, a birthday and a boxing birthday, and you need to make everyone's lives a misery for the whole 3 days acting like a spoilt child. Guaranteed fun.

[Mr. Mulder]

i asked mark at work to make me a birthday coffee and he replied with a birthday no :emo:

[Squeamous]

I take it he's never heard of the birthday punch in the face or birthday spit in his chips :dry: