i have throat aids

[Mr. Mulder]

my throat is burning with diseases like a whore's crotch.


discuss.

[Barbarossa]

I have no current medical problems to report.

[Squeamous]

my throat is burning with diseases like a whore's crotch.


discuss.

Have you been sucking off sailors again?

[brotherdoobie]

The non-nucleoside reverse transcriptase inhibitors are failing. It's time to move on to Portmanteau inhibitors.

It's the right thing to do.


-bd
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portmanteau_inhibitor)


Listen to the cawk above - he prolly knows about such things.

Peace, brotherdoobie

[tralalala]

:glag: throat aids... orsum!

try sucking on one of those minty thingies.. they usually do the trick :unsure:

[Skweeky]

't Is a virus going round. Treat the symptoms and take a couple of days of work. Do it. You know I'm right, I'm nearly a mum.

[Hairbautt]

't Is a virus going round. Treat the symptoms and take a couple of days of work. Do it. You know I'm right, I'm nearly a mum.
Don't know much 'bout gonorrhea, but I doubt workin' will help. 'specially considering what Muldster does for a living.

[Smith]

Shouldn't have swallowed :dabs:

[brotherdoobie]

Shouldn't have swallowed :dabs:

Why...would you of preferred it - on your tits?



-bd :dabs:

[Hairbautt]

There's really a number of options on where it can go.

Arse, face and feet just to name a few.

:dabs: Not that I came up with this stuff...

[brotherdoobie]

There's really a number of options on where it can go.

Arse, face and feet just to name a few.

:dabs: Not that I came up with this stuff...

Nope...you just ended up with the stuff.


-bd

[Mr. Mulder]

:pinch:

my aids have increased by x10 today, upon my desk i have a packet of strawberry flavoured strepsills (that taste like secks) a bottle of benylin and some paracetamol.

[Alien5]

i dare you to down the benylyn in one. :o :01: :bloink:

[tralalala]

Treat is as soon as possible, it may develop itself into throat-SARS sooner or later.. :unsure:

[Alien5]

throat-SARS? is that worse than benchez-Yahoo aids? :unsure:

[tralalala]

Roughly the same. Though having throat-cancer is, like, the worst evar. Ask Skizo about it.. He took a little too much cuntjuice in one go :unsure:

[Hairbautt]

Vaginal flavoured streppills. Cool.

[Barbarossa]

All strepsils taste like vagina.

You'd know that herbert, if you'd ever tasted real vagina like :dabs:

[Hairbautt]

:pinch: Well I have taken streppills so.

Do real vaginas also make your tongue numb?

[Barbarossa]

Only if you're doing it wrong :pinch:

[tralalala]

^ Having sad that, it depends on how hard you're working at it...

[Mr. Mulder]

All strepsils taste like vagina.

You'd know that herbert, if you'd ever tasted real vagina like :dabs:
the double action sugar-free ones taste more like rectum :pinch:

[Barbarossa]

Now that's a taste herbert is more familiar with :happy:

[tralalala]

:lol::earl:

[Skweeky]

Take some time off work for Crunchie's sake! It's a virus, it'll only go away if yu let your body rest.

Stubborn little git :angry:

I'd better not find you at work again tomorrow

[maxxwell]

good luuck and get well soon ,

[Something Else]

good luuck and get well soon ,


Lovely, charming first post. A real fan. Signed up just to wish mulder well and better. :console:

Plus Won.

[brotherdoobie]

good luuck and get well soon ,


Lovely, charming first post. A real fan. Signed up just to wish mulder well and better. :console:

Plus Won.


You've let your heart harden, Ben (loike...concrete). Some people care about random strangers, they've just met on message boards.

Have a heart. You're a hippy, after all ffs.


-bd

[Something Else]

I wasn't being sarcastic. :cry:

[brotherdoobie]

Damn it...I was. You are a hippy! :ohmy:


-bd

[Mr. Mulder]

Take some time off work for Crunchie's sake! It's a virus, it'll only go away if yu let your body rest.

Stubborn little git :angry:

I'd better not find you at work again tomorrow
its wai too busy for that atm, was there till gone six today :cry:

[Mr. Mulder]

good luuck and get well soon ,
thanks maxxwell, you've always been there for me :hug:

[brotherdoobie]

good luuck and get well soon ,
thanks maxxwell, you've always been there for me :hug:

Maxxwell is a quality mate. Maxxwell for mod.


-bd :01:

[Mr. Mulder]

^>*

its tonsilitus, and i can have my tonsils out if i want but i refused becuase (and this was in the small print of the procedure manual they let me read) they want to stick a massive pill up my arse while im awake!1? :o i said wtf, how the hells that gonna help? are ewe mental? :o and they said its comman practice now and its to put you to sleep so you will be awake when it happens, i said will ewe at least buy me some drinks first and she just said no in a snappy voice :cry:


i'd rather put up with the throat pain.

[Skweeky]

Listen you simpleton. Tonsilitis can lead to other really serious diseases and can make you deaf if you don't get it treated properly.

The pill up your bum has lube on it so you don't even feel it. Besides it's tiny compared to what actually comes OUT of your arse.

Now go and have those things cut out. You'll be seen to by a pretty nurse and get to eat loads of ice cream.




Strep tonsillitis can cause secondary damage to the heart valves (rheumatic fever (http://www.medicinenet.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=11963)) and kidneys (glomerulonephritis). It can also lead to a skin rash (http://www.medicinenet.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=1992) (scarlet fever (http://www.medicinenet.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=17673)), sinusitis (http://www.medicinenet.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=476), pneumonia (http://www.medicinenet.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=450), and ear infections.

[Mr. Mulder]

its gay, i won't do it :snooty:

[Skweeky]

Guess who's going to look gay when you have to learn sign language cause your ears got aids as well and you have to sit in a wheel chair with a colostomy bag attached to in cause your heart and kidneys are only half working.
And you stink because you have some dodgy kind of skin rash and you have to put smelly salf on it.
On top of that you have to stick a couple of tampons up your nostril because your sinusitis is now so acute your nose is just dripping yellow and green mucus constantly.

That won't look gay at all.

[Mr. Mulder]

that wont happen, you made it all up - im going to the gym if you're just gonna sit there and lie like that :snooty:

[brotherdoobie]

Listen to Sonja, tard. Her motherly instincts are kicking in. Plus the pill up the bum is
bonus.

bd

[Mr. Mulder]

:emo:

[Hairbautt]

:O So instead of swallowing you can just take it up the bum with the same effects.

[Mr. Mulder]

srysly though, why cant they just use gass or an injection :cry:

[Hairbautt]

That'd be kinky as fuck, but I'm game :smilie4:

[brotherdoobie]

That'd be kinky as fuck, but I'm ghey :smilie4:

Obviously.


-bd :ghey:

[tralalala]

Hoi Muldster.. It's not like you haven't had anything long, thick and hard up there before.. This is a mere anti-climax to what you're used to.

Go for it, it's all lubed up like Skweeks said, and the hawt nurse sticks her finger up there too.. sounds tewtally orsum. shirley you can't say no to that mate.


Pics are an obviousment, too.

[Mr. Mulder]

that does sound tempting :eyebrows:

[Snee]

its gay, i won't do it :snooty:

Deaf before dishonour.

Maybe they can't use gas 'cos they are going in through your face. Dunno why you can't have an injection or a drip if you don't want stuff up your bum, though. There ought to be sedatives that work well enough that way.

Maybe that's more expensive, though.

[bigboab]

its gay, i won't do it :snooty:

Deaf before dishonour.

Maybe they can't use gas 'cos they are going in through your face. Dunno why you can't have an injection or a drip if you don't want stuff up your bum, though. There ought to be sedatives that work well enough that way.

Maybe that's more expensive, though.

Thanks Snny. That made my day.:lol::lol:

[Mr. Mulder]

what if she goes to slip me the pill and i accidentally take a massive dump on her hand! :o

[Barbarossa]

what if she goes to slip me the pill and i accidentally take a massive dump on her hand! :o

epic win :w00t:

[tralalala]

what if she goes to slip me the pill and i accidentally take a massive dump on her hand! :o

epic win :w00t:

i-n-d-e-e-d :glag:

Now THAT would be tewtally orsum, and I must demand.. Video footage here, pics won't be enough.

[Snee]

't Is a virus going round. Treat the symptoms and take a couple of days of work. Do it. You know I'm right, I'm nearly a mum.

Yeah, a couple of days of work should solve anything.

[brotherdoobie]

't Is a virus going round. Treat the symptoms and take a couple of days of work. Do it. You know I'm right, I'm nearly a mum.

Yeah, a couple of days of work should solve anything.

Agreed. It's better than an apple a day, and all that.

-bd :sage:

[Squeamous]

Have you still got throat AIDS Mulder? Hot water, teaspoon of honey, dash of lemon and a slice of ginger. Very soothing :yup:. Although I appreciate that it is kind of like cooking and you can't get it from a burger bar, which probably counts against it.

[Mr. Mulder]

they don't do honey burgers :emo:

think its nearly gone, for now... :ermm:

[Mr. Mulder]

and a slice of ginger. Very soothing :yup:.


i bet :naughty:

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y153/freddiefreelance/wp/alicia-witt_28014.jpg

[tralalala]

^ She has tit-AIDS.. Wouldn't wanna catch that off of her :fear:

[Squeamous]

Oh, I like her. She was Sybil's surly daughter in that sitcome wasn't she? :wub:

Edit: That should be 'sitcom'. What was I thinking? :unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

Oh, I like her. She was Sybil's surly daughter in that sitcome wasn't she? :wub:
Alicia Witt, she's the future misses mulder :wub:

there's a fred about her on benchez internets.

[The Flying Cow]

^That there is. And her naughty younger sibling, like.

/me thinks this throat conundrum is derived from cleftsecks, of the oral type. Hurricane Katrina, like.

[Squeamous]

Yes, I approve. You may marry her with my blessings Mulder :happy:.

[Mr. Mulder]

i was just gonna do her from behind and make her feel like a tramp in the morning :eyebrows:

[Squeamous]

You've not quite got the hang of this 'wife' thing have you?

[Mr. Mulder]

You've not quite got the hang of this 'wife' thing have you?
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[tralalala]

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[Squeamous]

:fear:

[Mr. Mulder]

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[Squeamous]

Mmmm...set to stun :wub:

http://i26.tinypic.com/14ay3ig.jpg

[tralalala]

have you, like, never seen Jeff Dunham's act?! :o

[Squeamous]

Who's Jeff Dunham? :unsure:

[The Flying Cow]

trililili's bastard daughter from another cawk

[tralalala]

Erm.. Actually, he happens to be a pretty orsum ventriloquist... Fact is, Village Shemale here was once humiliated by him and his Dead Terrorist act.. They laughed at him throughout the whole act, and he/she (what the hell are you, Shemale? :huh:) went home crying.. Masturbated throughout the night to try and ease the pain.. Didnt work, so she/he/she got Mulder to give her/him/him some buttsecks... :no:

[Mr. Mulder]

he guilted me into it :emo:

[Mr. Mulder]

lyke

[Squeamous]

He/she/it guilted you into his/her/its bottom? What did you do to deserve that? :O

[tralalala]

Or rather, what did you gain as a result of doing that? :shifty:

[Squeamous]

AIDS probably. Bum AIDS rather than the throat AIDS he's already got.