What to do when your g/f is horny as hell and you can't see her till Sunday?

[tralalala]

Honestly, like, she was cyber-sexing me today.. tewtally orsum :lol:

Problem is we won't see each other till Sunday.. :sad:


Ah well...

[Squeamous]

Well naturally you should do what everyone else does. Pace the floor nervously hoping she won't shag someone else.

EHS

[Something Else]

Buy her a small orange dildo with a picture of popeye on it. To remind her of you. :smilie4:

[bigboab]

Is she offline till Sunday. Don't you just hate it when people switch off when you are uploading?:lol:

[Squeamous]

Or one of them willy casting kits! Then she'll always have a small weiner to pop in her handbag for times of need.

[tralalala]

:glag:

Actually she claimed to shove off someone today who tried to kiss her.. How orsum is that? :D

[Barbarossa]

Strange euphemism :unsure:

P.S. "cybersex" is wanking on the phone. Doesn't sound so glamourous now, eh?

[Something Else]

Strange euphemism :unsure:

P.S. "cybersex" is wanking on the phone. Doesn't sound so glamourous now, eh?

:O

And I thought i'd never tried cyber-sex.

[Barbarossa]

Oh hang on, that's phone sex.

Cybersex is wanking whilst on teh pc tpying with onne hnad...

[Squeamous]

:glag:

Actually she claimed to shove off someone today who tried to kiss her.. How orsum is that? :D

Are you sure she didn't say 'tug off'? :yup:

[brotherdoobie]

Strange euphemism :unsure:

P.S. "cybersex" is wanking on the phone. Doesn't sound so glamourous now, eh?

Your showing your age. Webcam > phone.


-bd

[brotherdoobie]

Oh hang on, that's phone sex.

Cybersex is wanking whilst on teh pc tpying with onne hnad...

/fixed


-bd

[tralalala]

@Squeamus: Nah, she was all like "yo arsehole, I've got a boyfriend.. Get the fuck away from me, like." :yes:

[Squeamous]

Yeah, I said that to someone once, and he became my husband :eyebrows:.

[brotherdoobie]

Yeah, I said that to someone once, and he became my husband :eyebrows:.


:lol:


-bd

[tralalala]

:fear:

[J-dye]

Buy her a small orange dildo with a picture of popeye on it. To remind her of you. :smilie4:

deja vu :dabs:

[J-dye]

tra you can try mutual masturbation , sometimes it works :unsure:

[tralalala]

I told ya, we had cybersecks.. :lol: Was quite funny actually..

[Mr. Mulder]

:glag:

Actually she claimed to shove off someone today who tried to kiss her.. How orsum is that? :D
destroy him.

[Mr. Mulder]

if he even thinks about her in a dream he better wake up and apologise.

[tralalala]

What would be the orsumest method to eliminate him?

[Mr. Mulder]

some sort of trap.

[J-dye]

a booby trap :eyebrows:

[tralalala]

What about a cawk-trap?

[Squeamous]

:glag:

Actually she claimed to shove off someone today who tried to kiss her.. How orsum is that? :D
destroy him.

It was you wasn't it?

[tralalala]

Doubt it, she woulda told me if she'd met the one and only Muldster.

[Mr. Mulder]

destroy him.

It was you wasn't it?
she shoved him off, so obviously it wasn't :smilie4:

[tralalala]

My point exactly.

[Squeamous]

:lol: