its tough, my jawb sometimes.

[Mr. Mulder]

had a salon in Ireland call saying they can’t take pictures of team members to show in their appointment diary, knowing how to fix this instantly I decided to secks-it-up and set up remote access and get dialled in and investigate – I told them I could get it working if they want to stand in front of the camera and have their pics taken now :sneaky: so one by one they stood in front of their webcam and I took pics of them, all seven of them were stupidly hawt and they all got in front of the camera and smiled, some even stuck their tongues out :happy: it took every ounce of will power not to tell them to take their tops off and kiss.


It was like a live stream but with no credit card charges :o


best day of the week thus far.

[Mr. Mulder]

and the manager there, she said "tanks a million" - gave me the horn, it did.

[Hairbautt]

pics, or stfu.,

[brotherdoobie]

You're a lucky prick, indeed.


-bd

[Mr. Mulder]

lucky prick to rthe max. :smilie4:


pics, or stfu.,
don't ewe think i tried!1? :cry: couldn't print screen without them known, a massive printscreen progress bar would have come up :emo:

[CrabGirl]

You could have said you needed it to check the feed quality dumbass.

We feel bereft.

[Mr. Mulder]

You could have said you needed it to check the feed quality dumbass.

We feel bereft.

making words up isn't gonna help :snooty:

[Mr. Mulder]

http://www.kontraband.com/videos/12153/Saucy-Star-Trek-Rap/

[Squeamous]

http://www.kontraband.com/videos/12153/Saucy-Star-Trek-Rap/

*splutter* How dare they!

:snooty:

[Hairbautt]

i'm slightly happier

[Mr. Mulder]

i watched t'next generation last night on the telly, piss poor episode it was, every single episode that has wesley crusher in always is, his milf of a mum is his only saving grace :dabs:

[Squeamous]

Ooo, I watched that last night too, only I was only allowed to watch one episode...the one where Wes's MILF falls in love with a Trill male and then when it dies it gets put into the body of a hot woman. Don't get too excited though, she's not into girlies apparently. I'm only allowed to watch one episode a day to eke out the box set :(.

[Barbarossa]

Ooo, I watched that last night too, only I was only allowed to watch one episode...the one where Wes's MILF falls in love with a Trill male and then when it dies it gets put into the body of a hot woman. Don't get too excited though, she's not into girlies apparently. I'm only allowed to watch one episode a day to eke out the box set :(.

That's the episode I told you about back in february :happy:

http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/p-make-picture-post2630226/postcount67

Now you're scared, aren't you? :fear:

[Squeamous]

Oh, I remember that now! I'm starting to think maybe my conversation is getting a little predictable :unsure:.

[Squeamous]

Just one more thing....I would much rather do that female Trill than Riker. He must have the bad AIDS from all four quarters of the galaxy.

That's it, I've finished now :happy:

[CrabGirl]

I concur with the Riker sentiment. Bearded AND non-bearded.

[Snee]

http://www.nbc10.com/2007/1116/14618064.jpg

About to get beared.

[Mr. Mulder]

Lt Worf >*

s'on tonight on Virgin1 at 8:00pm

Body Trap: Picard and an away team investigate a signal eminating from an ancient battle cruiser that has been drifting in space fro 1000 years.



think i watched that one on dvd recently :eyebrows:

[Squeamous]

I concur with the Riker sentiment. Bearded AND non-bearded.

I would probably do it with him to get to Picard....but he'd have to pay me and have a shave :yup:.

[Mr. Mulder]

I concur with the Riker sentiment. Bearded AND non-bearded.

I would probably do it with him to get to Picard....but he'd have to pay me and have a shave :yup:.

you mean there's other ways? :unsure:

[J-dye]

hoi mulder try fixing the board plz :dabs:

[Mr. Mulder]

does it have a cash drawer? if so i need ewe to stand in front of it real quick.

[j2k4]

http://www.nbc10.com/2007/1116/14618064.jpg

About to get beared.

Isn't the little pipsqueak on the right Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

The bear must be stuffed. :whistling

[Squeamous]

Nah, all the beardy weirdys look alike.

[j2k4]

Nah, all the beardy weirdys look alike.

Well, then.

Is that racism or profiling.

Or both.

In either/any case, well done.

[JPaul]

i watched t'next generation last night on the telly, piss poor episode it was, every single episode that has wesley crusher in always is, his milf of a mum is his only saving grace :dabs:

I liked the one where he stepped out of time and the traveller came back and was all like, "Fuck sake well done wee man."

[Squeamous]

The last thing Wesley needs is his ego boosted. What he needs is a bunch of 10 year olds to grab him, flush his head down the loo, and give him a wedgie. Or Riker could make him his Fag. Either/or is good for me.

[JPaul]

See, people are always jealous of advanced beings who represent the evolution of our species.

[Squeamous]

Story of your life eh Fug?

[JPaul]

Story of your life eh Fug?

No, we're talking about a SciFi series here.

Get a grip for fuck sake.

You might want to give the internets a wee rest, you seem to be losing your normally firm grip on RealitY

[Squeamous]

Actually you're right. I'm on my second sherry so I might need to go for a pee. Brb.

[Mr. Mulder]

Actually you're right. I'm on my second sherry so I might need to go for a pee. Brb.
pics.

[Squeamous]

:o

[Mr. Mulder]

what? :unsure:

[Squeamous]

Wouldn't it be embarrassing if you meant pics of the sherry? :unsure:

[JPaul]

Wouldn't it be embarrassing if you meant pics of the sherry? :unsure:

:sick:

Pics of sherry

You people are sick, sick to the macs.