big brother :ermm:

[Mr. Mulder]

any of ewe cawks watching it? ive got in on to see what sort of bewbs go in, its fail city atm.

[Mr. Mulder]

might watch porn instead :ermm:

[enoughfakefiles]

I think this thread should be made a sticky for the official big brothers fans to post in :01:11!!!!!!!!!111!

/edit some of us have to watch it :dry:

[Mr. Mulder]

there's a 19 year old blonde in it now :smilie4:

[enoughfakefiles]

there's a 19 year old blonde in it now :smilie4:

So you'll be watching then mulder :smilie4:

[CrabGirl]

No. I'm watching Gordon Ramsay's F-Word and fantasising about him shouting at me.

[CrabGirl]

Someone has just told me there is a blind in it. Is this true?

[Mr. Mulder]

not yet theres not :eyebrows:

[Mr. Mulder]

the token ethnic and novelty gays are in to promote diversity :dabs:

[enoughfakefiles]

the token ethnic and novelty gays are in to promote diversity :dabs:

What make you think he's gay :eyebrows:

[Mr. Mulder]

the token ethnic and novelty gays are in to promote diversity :dabs:

What make you think he's gay :eyebrows:
the fact ewe can smell the cawk on his breath from here :eyebrows:

the blind guys in.

davina would get such a penising.

[enoughfakefiles]

Woooo hooo a cross dresser:dabs:

[Mr. Mulder]

Woooo hooo a cross dresser:dabs:
....they're sneaky but its a mistake you'll only ever make once :sneaky:

[enoughfakefiles]

Are you sure you don't like big brother mulder :eyebrows:

[Mr. Mulder]

totally :emo:

[Mr. Mulder]

holy shit, a terrorist! :o

[enoughfakefiles]

One half of the knankies has just entered the house :dabs:

[Barbarossa]

One half of the knankies has just entered the house :dabs:

mrs B. glagged herself silly when I described that one as a "huge midget" :dabs:

[Squeamous]

Ooops, I almost forgot to whinge about this.

I have over the months since the last BB become accustomed to watching quality American comedy while performing my morning ablutions and eating my breakfast. From half past 7 it's 'Everybody Loves Raymond', from 8 it's something not actually that good but marginally better than silence about a magazine company that I forget the name of, and from half 8 it's 'Frasier'.

I tuned in this morning and it's buggering bastard Big sodding Brother. I'm really angry about this :angry:

And yes, I did watch it this morning and I'm hooked already :snooty: (and your dwarf comment made me laugh too Barbie :happy:)

[Mr. Mulder]

i shall be watching all of it but that doesn't mean its not shit :snooty:

[Barbarossa]

I have over the months since the last BB become accustomed to watching quality American comedy while performing my morning ablutions and eating my breakfast. From half past 7 it's 'Everybody Loves Raymond', from 8 it's something not actually that good but marginally better than silence about a magazine company that I forget the name of, and from half 8 it's 'Frasier'.

I tuned in this morning and it's buggering bastard Big sodding Brother. I'm really angry about this :angry:

You should watch Fifi and the Flowertots, Peppa Pig, Thomas the Tank Engine and Pocoyo on Channel 5.

[Mr. Mulder]

is Thomas the Tank Engine still on!?1?!/?!`?¬? :o

[Squeamous]

I'd say you watching it is a pretty good shit guage :yup:

[Squeamous]

You should watch Fifi and the Flowertots, Peppa Pig, Thomas the Tank Engine and Pocoyo on Channel 5.

I've tried that but I found them a little patronising, although admittedly challenging in parts. I think they may be better suited to the 16-25 demographic :snooty:.

[Mr. Mulder]

its on again in a few mins fyi :emo:

[Squeamous]

Oh dear. Lets watch it, but only in an ironic way :emo:

[Mr. Mulder]

im only watching it and waiting till the break comes on to get a beer because its ironic :emo:

[Squeamous]

I'm not even watching it. I'm refusing to watch it so I can be post-modern ironic :emo:

(beat that fuck bucket!)

[Mr. Mulder]

errrr...... Rachel to win :wub:

[Squeamous]

Darnell to win. I've never made it with an albino :wub:.

[Mr. Mulder]

i think i did once or she might have just been blonde :unsure:

[Squeamous]

Did the uh, cuffs match the collar?

[Mr. Mulder]

fucking massive tits though'

[Mr. Mulder]

Did the uh, cuffs match the collar?
there wasn't one :naughty:

[Squeamous]

Was this 'memory' actually another bout of narcolepsy? :console:

[Squeamous]

Btw, I was listening to the Bloodhound Gang today and there's this line that reminds me of you:

'lets do it doggy style so we can both watch x-files'

:yup:

[Mr. Mulder]

Btw, I was listening to the Bloodhound Gang today and there's this line that reminds me of you:

'lets do it doggy style so we can both watch x-files'

:yup:
they are probably my most two favourite things ever.

[Mr. Mulder]

Was this 'memory' actually another bout of narcolepsy? :console:
nope :hooray:

[Squeamous]

Btw, I was listening to the Bloodhound Gang today and there's this line that reminds me of you:

'lets do it doggy style so we can both watch x-files'

:yup:
they are probably my most two favourite things ever.

I think you share the former with just about every male on the planet.

Albinos have red eyes don't they? And why do caucasian albinos always look black in facial features...that's what I want to know.

[Mr. Mulder]

they are probably my most two favourite things ever.

I think you share the former with just about every male on the planet.

Albinos have red eyes don't they? And why do caucasian albinos always look black in facial features...that's what I want to know.
aren't they essentially black people minus the pigmentation chromosomes or something else? :unsure:

[Squeamous]

No, because white people and black people differ in facial features as much as colour, and both can be albino. I don't think we'll ever get to the bottom of this mystery :noes:

[Squeamous]

By the way, have you noticed I've stopped putting full stops after smileys? I'm hoping it may coax Manky back :(.

[Mr. Mulder]

No, because white people and black people differ in facial features as much as colour, and both can be albino. I don't think we'll ever get to the bottom of this mystery :noes:
he sent me a text recently drooling over how good another man looked, true story.

[Squeamous]

He's going through changes. It happens to every boy......maybe you could suggest he reads this (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Amazing-Tales-Making-Men-Boys/dp/0718153820)to straighten him out?

[Barbarossa]

is Thomas the Tank Engine still on!?1?!/?!`?¬? :o

Fucking yes! And they do a singalong song at the end of each episode, ftw :w00t:

[Mr. Mulder]

any of you homos still watching? :ghey:

that lisa is giving me the horn, she's got massive tits.

[Mr. Mulder]

and how fucking annoying is that evil black woman with the fucking massive klingon forehead? I'm not a racialist but she's fucking tempting me.

[Squeamous]

Do you mean the accountant or the one from Sierra Leone? Because I loved the way the latter was going on about how nothing phases her after escaping from her country as a child in a hail of bullets, right after whinging about how she wouldn't get up in the morning if she couldn't wash in hot water.

Fuckwit! :angry:

[enoughfakefiles]

and how fucking annoying is that evil black woman with the fucking massive klingon forehead? I'm not a racialist but she's fucking tempting me.

She came across pretty bad last night. When she was told off she hid under the covers :unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

they should have kicked her out for that, like that girl from last year or whenever who said something racialist.

[Mr. Mulder]

what happened on it last night? i was oot :eyebrows:

[Squeamous]

I don't know, I was busy watching STNG last night :happy:.

[Alien5]

there was a task where housemates had to hold something Above their heads for the longest time, Rachel and Dennis won a luxury picnic but were too scared to eat it as they thought it was a trick by BB. while Rex was trying to cook dinner Darnell and Jennifer got into a big arguement about not understanding each other or something, Darnell stormed off and said he's never felt so angry & at the same time Rex told Alex off for eating half of the days food on her own after she lectured the housemates about food in a morning meeting, then she complained to big brother about not knowing who stole her cigarettes while the task was on, and Jennifer broke down in tears because she felt like she wasn't being herself when the housemates were doing a talent contest she dressed up in Steff's knickers and not much else, Mario told her she "looked like a tart" and that she refused to dress up as a bunny girl for his stag do so why is she doing it now for the tallent contest, i agree with him on that point. Kath asked big brother for some more cookies as she has nearly finished the jar she'd brought in there with her, BB refused. she screamed "COOOOOOOOKKKKIIIIEEEE" the end.

[Mr. Mulder]

your helpfulness > squeamous's helpfulness :snooty:

[Alien5]

you're welcome.

[Squeamous]

I bet I had more fun :snooty:.

[Mr. Mulder]

depends, what episode was it and how much worf was there? :snooty:

[Alien5]

heres last nights show youtubed if you wanna see it.

http://bbcouchpotatoes.blogspot.com/

[Mr. Mulder]

:o im going to watch that when i get in from work and think of you at the same time :kiss:

[Alien5]

;)

[Squeamous]

depends, what episode was it and how much worf was there? :snooty:
It was that Marklar and Marklar at Marklar one. You know....with the race that only speaks in metaphor and Picard and their captain get stranded together battling a beast. Worf was in it quite a bit, as usual having his opinion dismissed and being brooding.

[dinsdale]

Sounds better than big brother...

[dinsdale]

Big brother would be better if they had some people from a race that only spoke in metaphors.

[Squeamous]

:lol:

[Mr. Mulder]

that korean womans orsum, watching her eat cookies in bed :lol:

[Mr. Mulder]

or where ever she's from :eyebrows:

[Squeamous]

You shouldn't mock the retarded.

Did you see the other night her piece in the diary room about the words she'd learnt that day?

'I learn the word 'hirarious'. H.I.R.A.R.I.O.U.S. I also learn the word 'dignity'. D.I.G.N.I.T.Y'

:smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

i saw :smilie4:

she'd probably be awesome to poke, just the once - the noises she'd make :smilie4:

[Squeamous]

I've thought of a way you can approximate it. Fill a jar with lots of inflated sculpting ballons and don't use lube. Just trust me on this :yup:

[Mr. Mulder]

:eyebrows:


evikshun tonight :smilie4:

[enoughfakefiles]

or where ever she's from :eyebrows:

That'll be thailand. She said in the interview her movver not prostitute:dabs:

[Mr. Mulder]

that's what she told her... :sneaky:

[Skweeky]

Meh, I didn't think Steph deserved to go. I was hoping that creep Mario was going to go. Yuk!

[Alien5]

nah, if mario left the big brother house, steff wouldnt have been all over the weekend papers = they wouldn't have sold as many Daily Stars/sun's/news of the world/daily mirror's = less new viewers = less people text voting = less money for endemols pockets. :unsure:

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i can't belive how people still think the voting's not rigged after the ant n dec/richard n judy phone vote scandals. the general public are thick aren't they?

[ahmetem]

i dont belive

[Mr. Mulder]

im not usually atrackted to black chicks (nothing racialist lyke) but that sylvias quite pretty.

[Squeamous]

So you're saying that you now fancy black girls?

Racist.

[Mr. Mulder]

see it last night? Win. :happy:

[Barbarossa]

see it last night? Win Epic Fail. :dabs:

Fixed...

...unless there were bewbs when I wasn't watching, or something else :unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

that angry black chick got kicked out, it was win sandwiches. :smilie4:

[Barbarossa]

...but that means she avoids the hate mob on eviction night :no:

[Mr. Mulder]

trew :eyebrows: it would have been more satisfying seeing her cry and her gangsta friends pew pewing everyone apparently :eyebrows:

[Alien5]

i think i wub lisa the bodybuilder wiv huge bewbs :wub:

did ewe see her doing the kata?

[Mr. Mulder]

she is milftastic :mushy:

[Alien5]

the daily mirror exposes alex's gang links. this bitch is well connected, no joke mutherfucker. :o

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/bigbrother9/a102192/axed-alexandra-has-gang-links.html

[Mr. Mulder]

the daily mirror exposes alex's gang links. this bitch is well connected, no joke mutherfucker. :o

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/bigbrother9/a102192/axed-alexandra-has-gang-links.html
Birmingham's Burger Bar Boys. :glag:

remember she told you :fear:



new housemate ftw? :smilie4:

[Alien5]

i know its a stupid name but these gangs are fucking dangerous. google: "Burger Bar Boys"

or read this: http://www.guardian.co.uk/gun/Story/0,2763,1459682,00.html

i can't understand how the big brother producers could be so stupid let in a girl in who could have you executed for looking at her the wrong way?

[Mr. Mulder]

a bunch of stupid scared youths with guns :mellow:

[Barbarossa]

i can't understand how the big brother producers could be so stupid let in a girl in who could have you executed for looking at her the wrong way?

Ratings :dabs:

[Alien5]

read the article, they don't just have links to gangsters, they run the drugs trade in the west mids.


The inquiry into the New Year's Day party shootings was one of the biggest West Midlands Police had ever launched. Officers collected 1,300 statements, recovered 40 vehicles for forensic analysis and spent tens of thousands of man-hours trying to put together a case. 'What shocked us most,' said one officer close to the inquiry, 'is that if you drew a line linking the names of the people murdered and those involved in the case, you would end up with something resembling a family tree.' :o

[Mr. Mulder]

ive been watching Burn Notice recently, Michael Westen could just go to the nearest DIY shop and build something to take out all the gangs and then bruce campbell would make an alcoholic sexist joke about it :snooty:

[Squeamous]

I'm sorry, but I'm with Mulder on this. People like her don't scare me....I'd like to see her try that shit on me. Every single time she even looked at me wrong I'd have her. Two can play at that game :angry:.

[Mr. Mulder]

sure she's affiliated, but if you read that article she drives them to Morrison's for their big weekly shop :ermm:

[Squeamous]

:lol:

[Mr. Mulder]

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/8518/1213962725421nt0.gif btw

[Squeamous]

Hee hee! :happy:

You know what your posts remind me of? Standing in a swimming pool in front of one of those water jets in a pair of bikini bottoms that are a bit too loose :unsure:.

[Mr. Mulder]

Hee hee! :happy:

You know what your posts remind me of? Standing in a swimming pool in front of one of those water jets in a pair of bikini bottoms that are a bit too loose :unsure:.
http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/7356/quagmire2nw7.gif http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/7356/quagmire2nw7.gif http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/7356/quagmire2nw7.gif

[Squeamous]

Davina just came on. I thought she was sitting on a high stool but it turns out she was standing. Such a manly stance is quite unusual in a woman :unsure:.

[Mr. Mulder]

Davina :wub:

new house mate, Boooooooooooooooooooooo! he's not female.

[Lilmiss]

More men should wear mascara n liner, imho. :smilie4:

[Squeamous]

Hmmmmm...interesting. Is he homo?

[Lilmiss]

Gawd, I hope not.
They have only just got rid of the trannie. :no:

[Squeamous]

That was no tranny! That was a she-male.

[Lilmiss]

Did you see those legs?
I'd love to *snap snap* them sistar, mmmhah.

[Something Else]

I watched the first episode of the first series. The invisible Dinosaurs and American accents put me off for life. :dabs:

[Squeamous]

Did you see those legs?
I'd love to *snap snap* them sistar, mmmhah.

:lol:

[Alien5]

kick that blind waste of space cunt out pronto.

[Mr. Mulder]

agree.

[Squeamous]

They should have got a normal blind person, who is just like everyone else, but blind. I had a friend with a thalidomide arm once....they should get him in. He worked in a bar and was a goalkeeper in the footie team at uni...and he could throw a mean punch. Not with the withered arm, naturally. He saved that for the ladies :pinch:.

[Mr. Mulder]

watching big brother live atm, i've been watching Lisa have a bath for the past hour it.is.awesome.

[Barbarossa]

She's got a fixed grin on her face. There's definitely something wrong with her face :mellow:

[Mr. Mulder]

she has a face? :eyebrows:

[Squeamous]

Did you see her brown lipstick? She's very generous with it :unsure:.

[Barbarossa]

That's not lipstick :kiss:

[Something Else]

If there's no poppadom, then what's the point. :dabs:

[Squeamous]

I like Indian food as much as anyone but that's a bit dramatic :O

[marky2006]

I say get David Brent out NOW.... :)

[Something Else]

I like Indian food as much as anyone but that's a bit dramatic :O


Shilpa Poppadom. :dry:

[marky2006]

You can always rely on the wit of Jade Goody....

[Mr. Mulder]

Did you see her brown lipstick? She's very generous with it :unsure:.
that's because she knows most of it is gonna come off when she has my cawk in her mouth :smilie4:


/I hate Luke more than life its self now, all he does is complain and he's camper than a row of tents with gay men fucking inside said tents.

[Squeamous]

You want a brown cock? Don't we all.

Anyway, I noticed a new girl in there this morning, but she wasn't one of the new intake of girlies, and she was complaining about how she was meant to be the thick one or something. Who tf is she?

Luke is such a penis....I went out with someone like him briefly. He was a midget with a 2 inch cock and he was like a yappy dog sped up x2. After a while I managed to just phase his conversation out.

[Mr. Mulder]

That was Rachel, she's been there since the beginning? :eyebrows:


i didn't know they made penises that small!? :o

[Squeamous]

I've heard the name, but that's the first time I've seen her. God she's dull!

I did my best with it.....what else can you do? :ermm:

[enoughfakefiles]

Oooooh mariowl gonna tell everybody what he thinks of them :O