The Federator is getting buttsecked by Nadal.. =\

[tralalala]

Shame.. Really wanted Federer to win it this time round. Nadal is groaning as if he's getting jacked off by 20 Village Shemales at a time. Irritating as hell. He should also quit pulling his pants out of his bumcrack, its :ghey:

[Skiz]

At first I wondered why you didn't post this in Sportsworld. Then I remembered they're tennis players. :dabs:

[tralalala]

Feck off, tennis is the one sport that PWNS all others hands down. Orsum sport.

Other reason - Sportsworld is a dead as manker.

[tralalala]

Hoi, Federer, quit missing shots, lyke. :unsure:

[tralalala]

jeez this is painful.. Federer has only won 4 games in the whole game.. 5-0 down in the third now.. this is sad as hell :no:

[tralalala]

under 2 hours.. finished. sad.

hope Federer will cuntsecks Nadal at Wimbledon.... :D

[Skiz]

Federer has only won 4 games in the whole game..

:blink:

[tralalala]

Learn how to play the game of tennis, then you might have a clue of what I said. It's a coded message. Like.

[Skiz]

OK, will do.

[Skiz]

You mean "sets" then.

FFS, I know more about this game than you do.

[J-dye]

federer was offside most of the time :dabs:

[wazza100]

You mean "sets" then.

FFS, I know more about this game than you do.

nah he had it right- 4 games in total. Score I think was 6-1 6-3 6-0 hence 1+3=4 games all up. :dabs:

[tralalala]

You mean "sets" then.

FFS, I know more about this game than you do.

No, wrong again, cunt. In tennis, you have to win 4 points to win a GAME. These are counted as follows - 15, 30, 40, GAME (you may have heard the umpire announce "Game, Nadal"). In the case of 40-40, the first player to win 2 points in a row wins that GAME. In order to win a SET, you must win 6 games (and win the set by at least 2 games - for instance 6-4). In the case of 5-5, you play till 7, and in a case of a 6-6 tie, there's a tiebraker (though in the 5th set no tiebraker is played - first to lead by 2 games wins the match. US Open has a tiebraker in the 5th set cuz they're cunts).

So yeah, Federer won only 4 GAMES in the whole match. He didn't even win a single SET in this MATCH.



PWNED, Cunt. <_<

[Barbarossa]

Ooooh, someone's got sand in their vagina :ghey:


If you had originally said "... only won 4 games in the match ..." then there wouldn't have been all this confusion :dabs:

[tralalala]

Yes, but you play a game of tennis.. It's like footy.. you can call it a game, or a match. Doesn't really matter. Fact is, Skizo hasn't a clue cuz he's a cunster who plays testicle-ball as a full time hobby, so he wouldn't know the rules of tennis that properly.

I rawk. Fact.

[tralalala]

Ooooh, someone's got sand in their vagina :ghey:



Funny you should say that, yesterday I went with my g/f to the sea, got sand all over the place :lol:

[Mr. Mulder]

http://i.cnn.net/si/pr/subs/swimsuit/images/04_akournikova_04.jpg

...is all ewe need to know about tennis.

[Skiz]

^True dat. :yup:

[Skiz]

Tra, you don't really expect me to read all that shite do you? :ermm:

[tralalala]

Aye, I do, cuz I PWNED you and I wanna feel good about it, go ahead, say I was right and you were a cunt :P


@Mulder - And that is the reason tennis is the greatest sport, lyke, ever.

[Skiz]

I wouldn't say that even if I read it. Maybe if I had a slide rule and a protractor I might skim through though.

[tralalala]

What :mellow:

[enoughfakefiles]

http://i.cnn.net/si/pr/subs/swimsuit/images/04_akournikova_04.jpg

...is all ewe need to know about tennis.

What's that in the background :unsure:

[tralalala]

Mulder sailing towards her whilst butt-secksing benchsex, and Skizo making sure everything is video-taped.

[kallieb]

Tennis is pure bliss. I'm drolling just waiting for Wimbledon to start.

My all time three favourite things I want to do before i die under the sports heading (in order of preference is...)

1. World Cup
2. Wimbledon
3. Super Bowl (just because it must be so decadent - its like Vegas all wrapped up in an arena!!)

[tralalala]

Well, Queen's started yesterday, and I'm already feeling great seeing tennis on freshly mowed green grass.. Way better than that shitload of clay on a hard-court <_<

[Barbarossa]

http://i.cnn.net/si/pr/subs/swimsuit/images/04_akournikova_04.jpg

...is all ewe need to know about tennis.

What's that in the background :unsure:

I never even saw anything in the background until you said :lol:

[Skiz]

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/6720/illusionzo6.jpg

[tralalala]

:glag:


btw, Kournikova looks as if her face belongs to a 12 year old girl.. :smilie4:

[wazza100]

:glag:


btw, Kournikova looks as if her face belongs to a 12 year old girl.. :smilie4:

i was thinking the same thing, she also looks kinda bloated ;)

[tralalala]

i'd still roger her senseless..