This is my first visit.

[youngse7en]

hey, This is my first visit.
:)
nice to meet you guys

[tralalala]

:fear: You don't know what you're getting yourself into..

[Detale]

Run...Run fast, run hard, but do run and don't look back.

[Skiz]

Cheers, youngse7en.

't Koffieshop is thata way >

The restrooms are in benchez inbox.

Our coat checker hasn't been on in ages tho', so....

Welcome to FST. :)

[Mr. Mulder]

http://easybmp.sourceforge.net/images/Steganography/Newbie.png

[J-dye]

http://cover.hi.mop.com/album/83/27/64/6832764/min1_6832764.jpg

says hi

[tralalala]

:lol:


Hoi, new-spamlord-n00b-guy, we ain't got no bellboy here (Skizo quit after J-Die joined), so you're gonna have to find your own way around here...



Good luck...... My precious....... :shifty::golum:

[Something Else]

Welcome to the pishing grounds. :smilie4:

[tralalala]

More like the grounding pishes...

[The Flying Cow]

Pay no attention to the offensive propaganda.

They are a well-meaning bunch, in essence.

[kallieb]

You got cojones to use your first post to say hi in the lounge, I grant you that. :lol:

So a hearty greetings and all that. Dive in and have fun. If you can piss someone off in the first week you know you're on the right track. ;)

[Imagine_If]

:01:Aight, now we have the " nicities" behind us.. We really should, discuss the division of the body. :w00t:

[tralalala]

Hoi Kallie, where the hell have you been? Long time no see.. :unsure: You've missed a great larf at the expense of some old cawk Geezer.. Guess you're just too nice to get into that type of mess aren't you? :lol:

[kallieb]

Well Hello hello! I've been around but busy doing other things. Thanks for the kind regards.

My thoughts are....picking on old fellers is a bit like nailing jello to a wall. Whatever you say or do doesn't quite stick, and it just slides off anyways.

[tralalala]

Still, a good laugh for boring dead moments throughout the day.. Especially when the old fellar, like, thinks he's orsum and knows better than all, when in fact he gets PWNED time and time again :lol:


What you been up to then?

[kallieb]

Indeed!

Life is grand. Lots of changes, but ones of my choosing and design. I'm planning a shift from small town living to big city life later this summer so I'm quite pleased with the change in scenery!

All going well for you in that oddly exotic and dull-than-wildly- busy place you call home?

[tralalala]

Which big city you gonna move to?

And all is sweet and sound here, no war currently so that's a good thing I guess :lol: We're OK thanks a bunch :)

[kallieb]

Now that's a positive attitude!

Now sure which city yet, I have a few choices which is quite nice. Sticking to Canadia ofc.

The way I look at it, I've been small town livin' long enough that anything of a greater population than 100,000 will probably make my head swoon.

La vita è bella :)

[Old Geezer]

Youngse 7en. Wish I had the chance to warn you. You have stepped in it big time. This describes the crap that goes on here quite well. They even made the local newspaper.

[The Flying Cow]

Old Cunt you whore.

I guess you did learn the hard way.

[Alien5]

Have you seen this old man?

[Old Geezer]

You got cojones to use your first post to say hi in the lounge, I grant you that. :lol:

So a hearty greetings and all that. Dive in and have fun. If you can piss someone off in the first week you know you're on the right track. ;)

What in hell is a cojones??????????????????????????????
Another example of first rate stupidy.

[Alien5]

Use in Spanish and etymology

Cojón IPA: [ko'xon] (plural: cojones) along with huevos (literally "eggs") is one of the most common ways of referring to the testicles in Spanish. :blink: :blink: :blink:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cojones

[Alien5]

:o

[The Flying Cow]

I think the Old Cunt lost his cojones back in the First War between the Israelites and the Prophet Ephraim.

Now his lingering crotchbasket has nought inside it but sand and dust.

Is that about right you old fart?

[Old Geezer]

Use in Spanish and etymology

Cojón IPA: [ko'xon] (plural: cojones) along with huevos (literally "eggs") is one of the most common ways of referring to the testicles in Spanish. :blink: :blink: :blink:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cojones

So you know a Spanish word. What is the point? Hell I know many Japanese words but don' see a valid reason to use them in a post here.
As I said before you people are about as funny as a turd in a punchbowl posting these asinine so called words.

[The Flying Cow]

Someone end him.


Please.

[Alien5]

leave him alone, he's allright, being an old n00b is normalsy for him.

[kallieb]

Oh goodie. It's like having our own resident plant. He should grow well as he seems to be full of a lot of fertilizer.

[Skiz]

He'll be fertilizer soon enough. :whistling

[dubzero]

what's going on

[tralalala]

trust me, you do NOT want to know.. he's been lured into the "chamber"... a place no one comes out of the same. just take a glance at Village Shemale and you'll understand what I'm on about..

[Barbarossa]

Use in Spanish and etymology

Cojón IPA: [ko'xon] (plural: cojones) along with huevos (literally "eggs") is one of the most common ways of referring to the testicles in Spanish. :blink: :blink: :blink:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cojones

So you know a Spanish word. What is the point? Hell I know many Japanese words but don' see a valid reason to use them in a post here.
As I said before you people are about as funny as a turd in a punchbowl posting these asinine so called words.

...and yet you keep on coming back for more. Odd that :eyebrows:

[tralalala]

yah, weird indeed.

explain yourself, Fossil-Geezer.

[The Flying Cow]

He's inte ye, raffa.

It's evident, like.

[wazza100]

Now that's a positive attitude!

Now sure which city yet, I have a few choices which is quite nice. Sticking to Canadia ofc.

The way I look at it, I've been small town livin' long enough that anything of a greater population than 100,000 will probably make my head swoon.

La vita è bella :)

lol how offtopic this thread got in the space of a few posts :D

[tralalala]

read the description of this particular forum and you'll see why you're a twit.

[wazza100]

read the description of this particular forum and you'll see why you're a twit.

i was kidding derr :ermm:

[Something Else]

Did I miss the punchline. :unsure:

[Skiz]

I must have as well.

Or maybe it was tra calling a member a twit and/or cunt for the umpteenth time this week. :dabs:

[tralalala]

Yeah, it's all these exams.. I mean, literature? Come on... Worst subject ever. Fact. The person who invented literature finals exams is a total utter piece of cunt.

[J-dye]

could be his last visit too :no:

[tralalala]

Seems that way. At least he got out while he still could.

[J-dye]

maybe old geezer scared him away

http://ui30.gamespot.com/317/herbert_4.jpg

:dabs:

[tralalala]

Very likely.

[wazza100]

Yeah, it's all these exams.. I mean, literature? Come on... Worst subject ever. Fact. The person who invented literature finals exams is a total utter piece of cunt.

the person who invented exams was an even bigger tool :whistling

[tralalala]

Nah not really, I liked chemistry.. Orsum subject.. Was getting straight-A's in it all along.. It's those stupid cunting subjects like literature that no one really enjoys that piss me off <_<

[Something Else]

Literature is win. :snooty:

[Skiz]

Literature is win. :snooty:

I've already tried telling him that. The whipper snapper has no ear for his elders tho'. :no:

I remember taking those classes. Even if I didn't like the current story, I could always open up our huge literature book and find some good short stories to read. Short stories ftw. :01:

[Skiz]

http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/9788/funnypicturesoldmancatxp7.jpg

[wazza100]

Nah not really, I liked chemistry.. Orsum subject.. Was getting straight-A's in it all along.. It's those stupid cunting subjects like literature that no one really enjoys that piss me off <_<

i quoted exams, not learning :). i've never been a fan of literature either though my definition of not liking literature refers to learning shakespeare plays etc.

But am a big fan of the classics regarding novels, shakespeare plays just bored me to hell when i was reading them.

[Artemis]

shakespeare plays just bored me to hell when i was reading them.

I don't know Shakespeare had a devilish sense of humor and was considered very rude for his time "Even now as you wait, the black ram is tupping your white ewe" from Othello is just one example, and he had a flair for making fun of his characters. If you get past the middle english so much of literature afterwards owes itself at least something to his structure or literary devices.
Name one other author or playwright who is still so commonly quoted even today "A rose by any other name would smell as sweet?", "All the world is a stage, and all the people players".
Now back to the usual silliness........

[Barbarossa]

Name one other author or playwright who is still so commonly quoted even today

Douglas Adams.

[Artemis]

Name one other author or playwright who is still so commonly quoted even today

Douglas Adams.

no fair, he's only recently snuffed it! but then your sig is the revised notation from the hitchhikers guide............

[Something Else]

Chaucer. I'm always quoting chaucer.

''Filth and old age, I'm sure you will agree, are powerful wardens upon chastity.''

[The Flying Cow]

Nah not really, I liked chemistry.. Orsum subject.. Was getting straight-A's in it all along.. It's those stupid cunting subjects like literature that no one really enjoys that piss me off <_<

Chemistry is for coonts and drug barons.

Literature is a proper subject.

[wazza100]

Quoted by Homerathus Simpsonala and a quote I use on many occasions in my life "trying is the first step to failure, the lesson is never try".

But on a more serious note- yeah I agree majority of old quotes from playwrights are shakespeare but there's a quote which I still use very often from Rime of the Ancient Mariner. That was an epic poem "water water everywhere and not a drop to drink".

[tralalala]

Nah not really, I liked chemistry.. Orsum subject.. Was getting straight-A's in it all along.. It's those stupid cunting subjects like literature that no one really enjoys that piss me off <_<

Chemistry is for coonts and drug barons.

Literature is a proper subject.

No wai!! :o


Literature is for arses that can't seem to put 2 and 2 together, and who feel someone gives a shit about their feelings about a story some bored-ass bloke wrote 400 years ago, because he had nothing better to do and the lager had just ran out in his fridge.

Chemistry - Now THAT'S a subject.. Makes wars and co. way more interesting.. Nuclear bombs and co.. Orsum :yes:

[The Flying Cow]

Numerations are overrated. Meanwhile, you want to blast us all to kingdom come...

Oh well, I'll wait under the willow tree with my novel, thank you very much.

[kallieb]

The pox on you tra....

Literature feeds and soothes the soul. Chemistry justs blows shit up.

[tralalala]

I like Harlan Coben books if that's alright with you lot...


@Shemale - Kingdom Come is an orsum album.. Try it.


Kallie, the whole point of Chemistry is to blow shit up.. It's an art in itself. On top of that, Literature is alright as long as you don't have to go and figure out what the feck the writer was after and crap like that.. Let me enjoy the story, I don't give a rat's ass when or why he/she wrote what they wrote.. <_<