Talking in your sleep

[Squeamous]

Do any of you do this? My OH does all the time, and I like to try to have conversations with him when I crawl into bed of a night. Last night for example:

Me - (cuddling up) Mmmm, you smell nice. I love you.
Him - I'm in a meeting (exasperated!)
Me - Really! Where are you having it?
Him - (sort of rolleyes sighing tone, dummy) In my head!
Me - You're having a meeting in your head? Is it a small one or a big one.
Him - (long suffering) It's a small one.
Me - What's it about?
Him - Dooberries.
Me - You're having a meeting about dooberries? Is it interesting?
Him - (confused silence...snoring)

Highly entertaining, I recommend it :happy:.

[dinsdale]

Time to worry when he starts giving powerpoint presentations in his head.

[J-dye]

Do any of you do this? My OH does all the time, and I like to try to have conversations with him when I crawl into bed of a night. Last night for example:


Me - Is it a small one or a big one.
Him - (long suffering) It's a small one.
.

:glag:

[Mr. Mulder]

Do any of you do this? My OH does all the time, and I like to try to have conversations with him when I crawl into bed of a night. Last night for example:

Me - (cuddling up) Mmmm, you smell nice. I love you.
Him - I'm in a meeting (exasperated!)
Me - Really! Where are you having it?
Him - (sort of rolleyes sighing tone, dummy) In my head!
Me - You're having a meeting in your head? Is it a small one or a big one.
Him - (long suffering) It's a small one.
Me - What's it about?
Him - Dooberries.
Me - You're having a meeting about dooberries? Is it interesting?
Him - (confused silence...snoring)

Highly entertaining, I recommend it :happy:.
i hate it when you do that, im trying to sleep ffs!

[Squeamous]

:smilie4:

[Alien5]

count yourself lucky, you're not married to j-die.

[Barbarossa]

No, but I sometimes snore when I'm awake, if that's any help :unsure:

[Squeamous]

Being married to J-Dye reminds me of something I read the other day, that a Victorian lady once advised her daughter on her wedding night: Take some chloroform and leave a note by the bed saying 'do what you want'.

[Mr. Mulder]

Being married to J-Dye reminds me of something I read the other day, that a Victorian lady once advised her daughter on her wedding night: Take some chloroform and leave a note by the bed saying 'do what you want'.
thats awesome :o

[Squeamous]

I think the lady underestimated the depths of depravity in a man's mind :unsure:. I have this mental image of her waking up in the morning with a perforated ear drum and an inexplicably sore ringpiece.

[Mr. Mulder]

I think the lady underestimated the depths of depravity in a man's mind :unsure:. I have this mental image of her waking up in the morning with a perforated ear drum and an inexplicably sore ringpiece.
arse-to-ear >*

[Squeamous]

Ear-to-arse shirley? :unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

as long as it gets filthy and i can slap them around the face with it when im finished.

[Squeamous]

:blink::sick:

[Mr. Mulder]

you love it.

[Squeamous]

I've never tried it :unsure:.

[Mr. Mulder]

would you like to? you're tempted, don't lie :smilie4:

[Squeamous]

I doubt the addition of shit smearing and earlatio would make it any better than your standard face-thwacking, but what the hell. Know anyone willing to oblige?

[Mr. Mulder]

I doubt the addition of shit smearing and earlatio would make it any better than your standard face-thwacking, but what the hell. Know anyone willing to oblige?
...if you're going to force me :rolleyes:

[Squeamous]

If? :unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

show me your boobs.

[Squeamous]

Make me :snooty:

[Mr. Mulder]

im not gonna throw money at you, just do it ffs :snooty:

[Mr. Mulder]

TNG's on virgin1 right now btw :smilie4:

[Snee]

TNG and virgins go together like something else. True story.

[Mr. Mulder]

TNG and virgins go together like something else. True story.
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[tralalala]

:glag:

Love the lolcats.. Hilarious. Yo Mulder, you ever tried to nail a burd in the ear?! :smilie4:

[Squeamous]

im not gonna throw money at you, just do it ffs :snooty:
No, I've seen your cock already so what is there to gain?

And I've only got terrestrial analogue telly :snooty:

[Mr. Mulder]

im not gonna throw money at you, just do it ffs :snooty:
No, I've seen your cock already so what is there to gain?

And I've only got terrestrial analogue telly :snooty:
a picture of my .....sandwich? :unsure:

[Squeamous]

Nope, I've decided. If you want to see my boobies you have to tell me you love me and meet my parents. Take it or leave it :snooty:.

[Mr. Mulder]

Nope, I've decided. If you want to see my boobies you have to tell me you love me and meet my parents. Take it or leave it :snooty:.
i could say and do those things :mellow:

[Squeamous]

You are shameless :wub:

[Biggles]

You are shameless :wub:

He is! He is!

:yup: