Meant to be going out tonight

[Squeamous]

I'm not sure if I can be arsed though. I feel a bit low, and I'm going away for 2 days tomorrow to see my parents which always depresses the shit out of me. Plus I'll be making my way home at about 3am and will have the usual palaver finding a taxi etc. But I have already paid £13 for my ticket.

What do you reckon?

[Alien5]

don't go :(

[Mr. Mulder]

go out, get pished, post pics.

[Squeamous]

Pished does sound good right now.

[enoughfakefiles]

Pished does sound good right now.

Pictures sound good too :smilie4:

[CrabGirl]

Go anyway, come back and post shite on here.

[DKre8ive1]

Don't go I always use to hate to have to face the folks after a night out.

[Alien5]

where are you Squeam's? im getting worried now. :(

[100%]

Shit, babysitter did not show, and i am supposed to be at a party, wife is out. SHIT.

[DKre8ive1]

Squeamous is not back yet an its been two days that party must of been rocking. :D

[Biggles]

I think Squeamous said part deux of the weekend was to be spent using Yoga or something else to remain calm and not strangle her parents (which would be a dismal thing to do to her dad on fathers day :) )

[Skweeky]

What did you get for father's day Les?

[The-Stig]

get your father a new mother

[Biggles]

What did you get for father's day Les?

A couple of cards and a rather nice bottle of wine. Works for me :happy:

[CrabGirl]

I've got two dads and they are both rubbish so I'm not calling either of them.

[The-Stig]

are you virgin mary

[Sextent]

I've got two dads and they are both rubbish so I'm not calling either of them.

http://www.tvdads.com/images/my2dads.gif

[Squeamous]

I'm back! Yeah, had to visit my parents on Saturday, and I could have done without the four hour train journey to be honest.

Anyway, went out because I already let my friend down recently and didn't have the stomach to again. Glad I did go because it was brilliant! Even if I did get a poor man's Ronaldo trying to dry hump me on the dance floor :dry:. Ah, the old girl's still able to pull mingers.....I haven't lost it :glag:.

[frottage]

How was the visit with your folks? I'm guessing they didn't have internets?? Mine's always like "there's something wrong with the computer so it might not work for you" pffftt n00bs

[Squeamous]

Yes they have the internet, but they get confused easily. I had to take my dad through buying on Amazon while I was there and he doesn't think he can do it alone still, so I must be a crap teacher. I'm not allowed to use it anyway. Last time I was there I turned the monitor off when I'd finished through force of habit and they spent 3 days trying to work out why the computer wouldn't work :rolleyes:. Being there is like losing touch with civilisation :cry:.

[Alien5]

what time do you call this? dirty stop out slag! :@

[Mr. Mulder]

where are the pics?

[Mr. Mulder]

get your pics out.





btw http://208.116.9.205/10/content/12280/1.gif

[The Flying Cow]

Yeah we need illustrations to show us that dirty minger trying to get the best of ya

[Squeamous]

get your pics out.





btw http://208.116.9.205/10/content/12280/1.gif

Tee hee! :glag:

I have a short video clip coming but it's of the winner, DJ Zani not anyone who was there. It's of his performance. I'll put that up in a mo.

[Squeamous]

Ok....I forgot to turn it the right way up :blushing:


http://tinypic.com/player.php?v=301dfes&s=3 (View My Video

[Squeamous]

Why does this board always fuck up my sodding picture and video links? :angry:

[The Flying Cow]

Something wrong with that link, Squeam :huh:

[Squeamous]

The board won't let me edit it :(.

[brotherdoobie]

The board needs a good spanking. Mulder grab your heels and lipstick. I'm rounding up the booze, pills, and the whores.

Meet me here.


-bd

[The Flying Cow]

I'll be the self-appointed cameraman

[manicgeek]

Ok....I forgot to turn it the right way up :blushing:


http://tinypic.com/player.php?v=301dfes&s=3 (http://%5BURL=%22http://%5BURL=%22http://tinypic.com/player.php?v=301dfes&s=3)"]View My Video[/url]


Why does this board always fuck up my sodding picture and video links? :angry:

It's because the url has an ampersand in it and the board bbcode can't handle ampersand in links.

If you remove the and [ /url] bits from the end of it and just post it as a link it'll work as a standard link... so

The Squeamous Video
[URL="http://tinypic.com/player.php?v=301dfes&s=3"] http://tinypic.com/player.php?v=301dfes&s=3 ( ... )

[manicgeek]

Oh! Sorry you'll need to click the link button and post the url in that after you've removed the url parts.

[The Flying Cow]

That is some orsum beatboxing right there, however I fail to see you anywhere in the vid Squeam.

Surely you understood that was the request?

:P

[Mr. Mulder]

nice vid but i was expecting vagina at the very least, you'll have to do better than that :no:

[brotherdoobie]

^ You have higher expectations than I, Mulder. You were hoping for a taste of vagina. I was wishing for a touch of breast, so to speak...


-bd

[Squeamous]

There will be no breast or vagina! Certainly no breast anyway. That's reserved for the buck-toothed fat fuck who was all over me like meningitis :snooty:. Now, unless you are fat, dentally challenged and can impersonate an international footballer move along.....

[Squeamous]

And thank you MG :wub:

By the way! Did you see it featured on The One Show?? Huh huh? I wondered why Giles Brandreth was there. I thought maybe he'd become a brotha.

[brotherdoobie]

There will be no breast or vagina! Certainly no breast anyway. That's reserved for the buck-toothed fat fuck who was all over me like meningitis :snooty:. Now, unless you are fat, dentally challenged and can impersonate an international footballer move along.....


I have a toothache and my impersonation of an international footballer would sound something like an ghey, drunken, Australian pirate.

All of my international impersonations sound like that. It's sad, really.

I'm on my way to fatness, if my wife doesn't lay off of the butter, in her cooking.

-bd :happy:

[Squeamous]

:lol: I have a mental image of that and it isn't pretty,....you'll do :happy:.

How's she doing with the asparagus by the way?

[Squeamous]

By the way, Killa Kella is a complete knob. He went bounding onto the stage with some fat bloke in a loud shirt wielding a guitar and a nerd who wished he was Pete Doherty on drums, and he was only meant to be judging. The other judges all managed to play a short set of like, 5 minutes to showcase why they were judging, but he went on for what felt like hours. At one point he told the crowd to film him on their mobiles, and then he kept stopping after what he thought was a particularly clever bit of mouth action and asking for applause. Then when the crowd started booing he put his sunglasses on and carried on.

Like I say, knob.

[brotherdoobie]

:lol: I have a mental image of that and it isn't pretty,....you'll do :happy:.

How's she doing with the asparagus by the way?

She still uses too much butter.


-bd ;)

[Squeamous]

Less foreplay perhaps?

[Mr. Mulder]

Less foreplay perhaps?
i just wanted to quote a woman saying that. as you were.

[Squeamous]

:pinch: