Salesmen suck

[Skiz]

I go to the Ford dealership today to get my truck inspected. I'm told there are a couple vehicles ahead of me and that it'll be about 45 minutes till they've finished. No worries, I'll just go kick tires.

I'm not strolling around the lot for 2 minutes when I see the hounds closing in from two sides. The first one to me asks if I've been helped yet. I told him I didn't need help and was just killing time until my truck was finished. "No problem" he says, then immediately begins setting up his pitch anyhow, asking what I drive, how long I've had it, how many miles I've got on it, etc. Then begins asking how I like the new trucks, starts telling me about some of the specials they have going. I repeat that I'm not in the market for another vehicle. He smiles, "OK, OK... let you ask you a quick question tho' - How's your credit?" I could have punched him in the fucking face. :dry:

I kindly tell him piss off.

Afterwards, I go to Men's Warehouse to try on some suits as I need a couple new ones. I tell him right off the bat what I'm looking for and I'm not interested in any suits that are over $400. EVERY fucking suit I try on, the salesman says it "Looks great!". I don't need your confidence boosters, I'd like a professional opinion about the fit of the suit. I didn't find a single one that I found suitable. Finally, I find one that's perfect. I try on the pants - perfect. "Great, I'll take it", I say.

He marks off the required alterations and we proceed to the cashiers desk where he tells me that the price is $920! :dry:

I didn't say a word, I just shook my head and walked out. Salesmen suck.

[Something Else]

Cunts. Agreed.

Even $400 is a lot for a suit isn't it. :unsure:

I got mine for a tenner in the charity shop. :smilie4:

Do you merkins have charity shops. :unsure:

[brotherdoobie]

Cunts. Agreed.

Even $400 is a lot for a suit isn't it. :unsure:

I got mine for a tenner in the charity shop. :smilie4:

Do you merkins have charity shops. :unsure:

:lol:

You're a cheap prick.


-bd

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It suit's me. :happy:

[Skiz]

Cunts. Agreed.

Even $400 is a lot for a suit isn't it. :unsure:

I got mine for a tenner in the charity shop. :smilie4:

Do you merkins have charity shops. :unsure:

$400 is a median price I suppose. I've always felt that anything more and you're beginning to pay for the name.

But wtf is a "charity shop"? Is like Goodwill or a thrift store? :emo:

The only time I go to those is to shop for Halloween costumes. :whistling

[tesco]

Cunts. Agreed.

Even $400 is a lot for a suit isn't it. :unsure:

I got mine for a tenner in the charity shop. :smilie4:

Do you merkins have charity shops. :unsure:

$400 is a median price I suppose. I've always felt that anything more and you're beginning to pay for the name.

But wtf is a "charity shop"? Is like Goodwill or a thrift store? :emo:

The only time I go to those is to shop for Halloween costumes. :whistlingWhat do you get for a suit that costs $400 that you don't get with one that's $70?:unsure:

[clocker]

Fewer rashes.

[Skiz]

Fewer rashes.

I'll take your word for it. :whistling

@rossco - I've never even seen a $70 suit.

[DKre8ive1]

I seen $100 dollar suits but you have to bye three of them.

http://www.hollywoodsuitoutlet.com/

[Skiz]

I try to steer clear of the polyester leisure suit.

[clocker]

Elitist.

[this08]

salesmen can suck my fat one

[Skiz]

^ Best new member in ages. :eyebrows:

[Alien5]

lol member :lol:

[Mr. Mulder]

tescos extra value suits >*

[tesco]

Fewer rashes.

I'll take your word for it. :whistling

@rossco - I've never even seen a $70 suit.
Well I've never owned or bought a suit.:pinch:

[Mr. Mulder]

I'll take your word for it. :whistling

@rossco - I've never even seen a $70 suit.
Well I've never owned or bought a suit.:pinch:
then what do your wear when pretending to be a spy? :eyebrows:

[tesco]

I go commando

[Mr. Mulder]

http://thatsonpoint.blogspot.com/ArnoldCommando.JPG

[The-Stig]

i like sucking salesmen

[DKre8ive1]

i like sucking salesmen

:blink: :huh:

[JPaul]

How can one tell which of you have criminal convictions.

The ones who own a suit, obviousement.

[brotherdoobie]

i like sucking salesmen

:blink: :huh:

How does it taste? Like chicken?

-bd

[brotherdoobie]

^ Well? No balls. It's sad, really.


-bd :sad:

[enoughfakefiles]

:blink: :huh:

How does it taste? Like chicken?

-bd

Do you like chicken :eyebrows:

[DKre8ive1]

:blink: :huh:

How does it taste? Like chicken?

-bd

Well for that info you would need to as The-Stig is who said he likes sucking salesmen. :P

[brotherdoobie]

He has no balls. I suppose it taste like chicken - it's cock, after all.

-bd

[Skiz]

Like chicken kiev? :unsure:

[Disme]

No ... it's more like coq au vin!

[brotherdoobie]

No ... it's more like coq au vin!

So...it does taste like chicken.


-bd

[chamaeleo]

hardly tastes likes vin, I like vin

[brotherdoobie]

hardly tastes likes vin, I like vin

It's now official. Cock doesn't taste like wine, but it does taste like chicken.
Thanks for that.


-bd

[wevotedno]

Half the planet's ppl are sales people. The rest are just too young to work.

Agree with you skiz

[brotherdoobie]

Half the planet's ppl are sales people. The rest are just too young to work.

Agree with you skiz

The other half are for sale.


-bd

[wevotedno]

Half the planet's ppl are sales people. The rest are just too young to work.

Agree with you skiz

The other half are for sale.


-bd

or that :D