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brotherdoobie
06-15-2008, 11:21 PM
Have No Patience...




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weenden
06-15-2008, 11:27 PM
no i dont have any Patience im not a doctor!!!!!
brotherdoobie
06-15-2008, 11:42 PM
no i dont have any Patience im not a doctor!!!!!


:drummer:...




















:noes:



-bd
chalice
06-17-2008, 08:36 AM
Two little pigs to market went.
Their names were Paul and Patience.
They both were sold and both were sent to different destinations.

But as the two were dragged apart,
Paul said in soothing tones,
'I'm sure we'll meet again, sweetheart,
I feel it in my bones'.

They did meet at a later date.
Paul had not been mistaken.
He was the sausage on my plate
And Patience was the bacon.
Something Else
06-17-2008, 08:38 AM
:lol:

Brilliant poem. Even for vegetarians. :smilie4:
The Flying Cow
06-17-2008, 09:03 AM
Alice is back, full throttle
brotherdoobie
06-17-2008, 05:13 PM
I've heard Mulder's sausage is much longer than mine.
It's also more tender, since he's younger and closer to
his birth.

However, if you're looking for something a wee bit tougher
and seasoned...I do have him beat in maximum girth.


-bd
Detale
06-18-2008, 02:30 AM
Did you lose in a sword fight :ghey:
brotherdoobie
06-18-2008, 02:33 AM
Did you lose in a sword fight :ghey:

It depends on how you look at things.


-bd
Detale
06-18-2008, 02:39 AM
Not really either you rubbed cocks or not
brotherdoobie
06-18-2008, 02:47 AM
Not really either you rubbed cocks or not

However, the winner of your mythical cock fight is relative...


-bd
Detale
06-18-2008, 04:02 AM
Mythical Cock Fight LOL

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/EAW/m166b%7EYoung-Greeks-at-a-Cock-Fight-Posters.jpg
100%
06-19-2008, 04:10 PM
She seems intimidated.
brotherdoobie
06-19-2008, 05:41 PM
She seems intimidated.


Mulder's cawk has that effect on the ladies...I've heard.


-bd
Skiz
06-19-2008, 05:55 PM
A true cock master, eh?
MsDraginGirl
06-19-2008, 06:13 PM
She seems intimidated.


Mulder's cawk has that effect on the ladies...I've heard.


-bd

It works 60% of the time. Every time. :smilie4:
100%
06-19-2008, 06:16 PM
Actually she seems more skeptical, towards a man whom prefers fowl to birds.

fuck pun
Skiz
06-19-2008, 06:22 PM
60% of the time, it works every time. :smilie4:

Fixed. :mrperfect:
brotherdoobie
06-19-2008, 06:40 PM
Actually she seems more skeptical, towards a man whom prefers fowl to birds.

fuck pun

She's a fucking cock tease. :snooty:


-bd
MsDraginGirl
06-19-2008, 06:59 PM
60% of the time, it works every time. :smilie4:

Fixed. :mrperfect:

Thanks. Too wopped to look it up. :smilie4: