Neighbors, Bushes, Pishery, The Pished, And The Pissed Off...

[brotherdoobie]

I pissed in my neighbors bushes, and now he's going on about how his wife
was looking at my cock.

I asked him if he would enjoy a peek.


Fair's fair.


-bd :mellow:

[Skiz]

What was his response?

[brotherdoobie]

Surprisingly, just a grunt and the shambling sound his shoes made, as he shuffled off
in a huff.


-bd :dabs:

[Something Else]

I take it this was the other side to Larry.

[chalice]

Happened to me once. It was a Saturday night, like.

The toilet was unreasonably occupied by a mysterious female. All gravity and urgency pointed to the back yard.

The moment I started pissing, I heard a quick thud from the neighbouring window. Now I know my neighbour knows wot my cawk looks like, like.

[The Flying Cow]

Happens on the streets where people go out at night here.

You turn unsuspectingly to a sidestrazze and there's a big frankfurter pouring yellow pish out like a tankard.

Very disturbing imagery for one who's on the verge of retching all over the place.

[Something Else]

What the neighbour may have seen.

http://bitimage.co.uk/images/23uw8tmw8mlozby7sch.jpg (http://bitimage.co.uk/)

[The Flying Cow]

It's got 'the eye'..

/me runs

[Mr. Mulder]

I pissed in my neighbors bushes, and now he's going on about how his wife
was looking at my cock.

I asked him if he would enjoy a peek.


Fair's fair.


-bd :mellow:
the rules clearly state that you are now entitled to one free look at her bewbs or two free looks at one of her bewbs.

[Barbarossa]

I pissed in my neighbors bushes, and now he's going on about how his wife
was looking at my cock.

I asked him if he would enjoy a peek.


Fair's fair.


-bd :mellow:
the rules clearly state that you are now entitled to one free look at her bewbs or two free looks at one of her bewbs.

Interesting choice.
I'd probably go for the two viewings of one boob option.

[The Flying Cow]

Hmmm...one peek at both I'd say

[chalice]

Two peeks at both bewbs with one eye.

[The Flying Cow]

He outsmarted us all

[Barbarossa]

Well maybe, but I like my boobs in 3D.

Also, I'd have my two viewings a couple of weeks apart or something else.

[Mr. Mulder]

Two peeks at both bewbs with one eye.
that is some seriouz mathz, Good Sir.

[Squeamous]

I pissed in my neighbors bushes, and now he's going on about how his wife
was looking at my cock.

I asked him if he would enjoy a peek.


Fair's fair.


-bd :mellow:

Well now she's seen it you might as well show me as well. I have seen Mulder's, if that helps :yup:.

[Something Else]

mulder's cawk is woven in to the fabric of the internets.
It's a whole different kettle of banobo.

[The Flying Cow]

mulder's cawk is woven in to the fabric of the internets.
It's a whole different kettle of banobo.

:lol:

:earl:

[brotherdoobie]

I pissed in my neighbors bushes, and now he's going on about how his wife
was looking at my cock.

I asked him if he would enjoy a peek.


Fair's fair.


-bd :mellow:

Well now she's seen it you might as well show me as well. I have seen Mulder's, if that helps :yup:.


:lol:

It's not fair for any man to have to compete with the might of Mulder's fabled cawk.


-bd

[Squeamous]

Just between you and me, I thought it looked a little arrogant. I didn't like the way it squinted at me :unsure:.

[brotherdoobie]

Just between you and me, I thought it looked a little arrogant. I didn't like the way it squinted at me :unsure:.


I know what you mean. It just stares kind of cocky, like - with that one eye.


-bd :dry:

[chalice]

Leave Mulster's cawk alone.

He's the milkman of human kindness.

[The Flying Cow]

Just between you and me, I thought it looked a little arrogant. I didn't like the way it squinted at me :unsure:.

:lol: :lol:

You mean it grew?

Or that somehow his cawk is cross-eyed?

[Skweeky]

I liked how it had 'Skweeky' written on it.

[brotherdoobie]

I liked how it had 'Skweeky' written on it.

I would of wrote your proper name on it, Sonja (not because Sonja is shorter
than Skweeky, either). :whistling



-bd :snooty:

[Squeamous]

It actually had 'Skewer yourself on my pork sword, baby' written on it.

(I know, I know :sadwalk:)

[brotherdoobie]

It's a lovely evening. I take it you'll be fine without a coat.


-bd

[Squeamous]

Yes, yes I will.

[chalice]

It's a lovely evening. I take it you'll be fine without a coat.


-bd

Developmental genius.

[brotherdoobie]

It's a lovely evening. I take it you'll be fine without a coat.


-bd

Developmental genius.


:pinch:


-bd