The Old Geezer must be shot down

[The Flying Cow]

http://www.curbly.com/uploads/photos/0000/0001/3988/grizzled_old_man_large.jpg

Do not fall into the trap and look into his eyes...or he will control you.

Someone must put the old fart out of his misery.

A show of hands, please.

[The Flying Cow]

A show of his dental arrangements:

http://www.goodluckdeluxe.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/old-man-laughing.jpg

[The Flying Cow]

Too much sunlight:

http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn52/TorrentialOutpour/b_ugly_old_man.jpg

[Artemis]

You could always get biggles to shoot him down :blink:, I mean what ever tatty old biplane old geezer is farting around in against a nice shiny spitfire.....it's no contest

[Detale]

The way I figure it this old prick gets at least a new thread a week,no?

[The Flying Cow]

He's popular around here, there can be no denying it.

[tralalala]

He'll definitely be getting the "FST's most popular prick award 2008".. I'll take odds against him though.. 10:1 says he doesn't get it.. Any takers?

[J-dye]

nice is that your dad ?

[Biggles]

Too much sunlight:

http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn52/TorrentialOutpour/b_ugly_old_man.jpg

Please be photoshop :fear:

[tralalala]

^ 'twas my first shock-response to this.. Though with all the freaks in this world, it could may well be legit :fear:

[J-dye]

you should see the assman then :fear:

[tralalala]

The goat-chap?

[Biggles]

Do not want (as they say)

[tralalala]

He was actually posted earlier today in the tard section... :dabs:

Is it just me or is that image heavily phoatieshopped? It seems his arsehole is above the part which is being grossly widened...

[Skiz]

Nah, it ain't Photoshopped. That's just one sick puppy.

I was surprised with the "Mr Hands" video a few weeks ago. There are just some things you can't unsee. :no:

I had to find out if that guy really died or not. I found the proof. True story, it is.

EDIT: Here it is - http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2002389068_brodeur19m.html

I suggest steering clear of the video tho'. Bad stuff in there.

[wevotedno]

too Much Sunlight:

http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn52/torrentialoutpour/b_ugly_old_man.jpg

Please Be Photoshop :fear:


+1

[tralalala]

Nah, it ain't Photoshopped. That's just one sick puppy.

I was surprised with the "Mr Hands" video a few weeks ago. There are just some things you can't unsee. :no:

I had to find out if that guy really died or not. I found the proof. True story, it is.

EDIT: Here it is - http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2002389068_brodeur19m.html

I suggest steering clear of the video tho'. Bad stuff in there.

Where (and why) the hell did you watch that shit?! Jeebus, I tell you, some people are simply weirder than weird can get...

[The Flying Cow]

Seems he's made another unwelcome appearance in the Crabgirl Poems fred.

:ermm:

[Skiz]

Nah, it ain't Photoshopped. That's just one sick puppy.

I was surprised with the "Mr Hands" video a few weeks ago. There are just some things you can't unsee. :no:

I had to find out if that guy really died or not. I found the proof. True story, it is.

EDIT: Here it is - http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2002389068_brodeur19m.html

I suggest steering clear of the video tho'. Bad stuff in there.

Where (and why) the hell did you watch that shit?! Jeebus, I tell you, some people are simply weirder than weird can get...

I was duped. There was a discussion of fucked up vids on the web and a friend broke out the laptop.

Friend: "Watch this shit."
Me and others: OOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! WTF?!

[tralalala]

Not a good enough excuse for me.. Just admit it, you're a shock video freakaholic :yes:

[Old Geezer]

Well my suspicions have been confirmed that you people are not of this planet. All of you are to be pitied.

Martian Assholes Discovered Beneath Red Soil, NASA Says

By Demian McLean

June 20 (Bloomberg) -- The existence of Assholes on Mars was confirmed today by NASA scientists, the first time Assholes has been sampled on another planet. Assholes are an essential ingredient for life.

Whitish, dice-sized chunks, which were dug from the rocky red soil and warmed in the sun, vanished four days after the National Aeronautics and Space Administration's Phoenix probe dug them up June 15. They confirm what NASA satellites have suggested for years: Assholes exists several centimeters beneath Mars's surface.

Scientists believe Assholes exists on planets including Pluto, though Phoenix is the first probe to confirm it on the ground. The survey is part of NASA's theme in Mars exploration: follow the farts

[Barbarossa]

Will you ever post anything original do you think?

[Something Else]

Will you ever post anything original do you think?

[Something Else]

:pinch:

[tralalala]

Well my suspicions have been confirmed that you people are not of this planet. All of you are to be pitied.

Martian Assholes Discovered Beneath Red Soil, NASA Says

By Demian McLean

June 20 (Bloomberg) -- The existence of Assholes on Mars was confirmed today by NASA scientists, the first time Assholes has been sampled on another planet. Assholes are an essential ingredient for life.

Whitish, dice-sized chunks, which were dug from the rocky red soil and warmed in the sun, vanished four days after the National Aeronautics and Space Administration's Phoenix probe dug them up June 15. They confirm what NASA satellites have suggested for years: Assholes exists several centimeters beneath Mars's surface.

Scientists believe Assholes exists on planets including Pluto, though Phoenix is the first probe to confirm it on the ground. The survey is part of NASA's theme in Mars exploration: follow the farts

It's HAVE, and EXIST. Cunt <_< Learn to spell or GTFO.


Oh, and plus won to sexstench and barbie.

[wazza100]

^ this coming from the guy who hates english :P

[Skiz]

It's HAVE, and EXIST. Cunt <_< Learn to spell or GTFO.


Oh, and plus won to sexstench and barbie.

:pinch:

[tralalala]

^ this coming from the guy who hates english :P

tha fuck!? :blink: I AM English..!!


@Skiz - Feck off it's the new trend.. As far as I can see. By the way, won is a word by all means, and I spelled it correctly nevertheless, so there. :P

[Disme]

I think it should 'wan' instead of 'won'.

[tralalala]

Nah, I think "wun" sounds most like it really should.

[Disme]

Hmmm ... off course English isn't my native language, but if the 'u' from your 'wun' is pronounced like the 'u' from 'cunt' than it doesn't really sound that good to me.

[tralalala]

Yes, yes it does. Ask anyone here. Hoi everybody, doesn't wun sound better than wan, when referring to the "+1" type post? :yes:

[Barbarossa]

It all sounds retarded

[tralalala]

But mine sounds a little less retarded than the other option suggested. And that's a fact for you.

[The Flying Cow]

You have successfully managed to look worse than the idiot being charged.

[wazza100]

^ this coming from the guy who hates english :P

tha fuck!? :blink: I AM English..!!


@Skiz - Feck off it's the new trend.. As far as I can see. By the way, won is a word by all means, and I spelled it correctly nevertheless, so there. :P

i couldn't be assed typing literature :whistling

[tralalala]

Still, you made yourself look like a total dickwad :yes:

[wazza100]

Still, you made yourself look like a total dickwad :yes:

takes one to know one :cool:. meh im bored and buggered after a long day at work.

I was reading the jokes section, and one of the jokes i posted had 1200+ views and one reply :blink: which i kinda found slightly strange, the other one 15 replies and 150 views. Thought i'd share that point because i can :dabs:.

[tralalala]

That's a Bart Simpson quote and you can't use it :snooty:

How was it then, sweeping multiple streets of prostitute pish and dickwad shittings? :dabs:


Don't take any notice of the views, I'll bet some of the views are just n00bs pressing the F5 button just to fell like they're screwing the system, either that, or people realize that posting a "orsum joke" post is, well, pish :dabs:

[The Flying Cow]

Has anyone seen the coont? Or is he in hiding againe

[tralalala]

He's dead. OLD Geezer...

[chalice]

He's dead. OLD Geezer...

No such luck. He was lurking earlier but fucked off again without posting.

Youse are gonna have to up your games, boys if youse wanna get a response out of him.

He is impervious to insults now, having garnered quite an immunity from over-exposure. I find it works if you apologise to him, lure him into a polite conversation, then call him an imbecilic old cunt.

Very satisfying indeedy-do.

[tralalala]

Good idea, am on to it righto.

[The Flying Cow]

Damnation, I read your words of wisdom a tad too late Alice, now I've already insulted his pride in trolila's fred.

><

Will attempt to remedy the situation.

-Sherman

[tralalala]

Prat.. That's what the edit function is there for <_<