Hoi Les

[JPaul]

Job situation

Discuss.

[Biggles]

Settling in to the job although the extra commuting is a bit tiring. Have a preferred route to walk between between Central and Bath Street (which does not include Blythswood Street) Office just been refurbished so very civilised surroundings and the people seem nice.

[j2k4]

Good to hear, Les.

No need for trauma at your advanced age.

Do have your own lavatory.

[JPaul]

All in and sans the extra commute it sounds like a win situation.

[JPaul]

Good to hear, Les.

No need for trauma at your advanced age.

Do have your own lavatory.

:lol:

A practical question, from a fellow sufferer of the aged bladder.

[brotherdoobie]

I would love for Les to write a poem about wine for CG's thread. I know that he is an accountant. It's not like he's manker hearted (he wouldn't dream of harshing a single soul off of the board). Unlike manker...who hounded some of the forum's finest into internetz retirement. He even bought his wife a posh silver bin for a present ffs.

Anyhoo, I'll bet Les has a propensity for poetry.


-bd

[MsDraginGirl]

Job sounds fine. Good to hear.

What's wrong with Blythswood Street. :unsure:

[Biggles]

I don't actually have my own toilet but neither do I share a cubicle (unless absolutely necessary)

Wine is fine
especially at 2/9d per glass
I would pay more
if the vintage offered had class
but not much more

[Biggles]

Job sounds fine. Good to hear.

What's wrong with Blythswood Street. :unsure:

It requires ropes and crampons.

[brotherdoobie]

Pure genius.


-bd

[j2k4]

Job sounds fine. Good to hear.

What's wrong with Blythswood Street. :unsure:

It requires ropes and crampons.

Probably a cunning plan to improve your vigor so as to allow you to enjoy your sinecure beyond normal retirement age.

Ordinarily a selling point.




Good to hear, Les.

No need for trauma at your advanced age.

Do have your own lavatory.

:lol:

A practical question, from a fellow sufferer of the aged bladder.

Sorry to hear you are so afflicted, JP.

No difficulties here, yet. :whistling

[brotherdoobie]

It requires ropes and crampons.

Probably a cunning plan to improve your vigor so as to allow you to enjoy your sinecure beyond normal retirement age.

Ordinarily a selling point.




Good to hear, Les.

No need for trauma at your advanced age.

Do have your own lavatory.

:lol:

A practical question, from a fellow sufferer of the aged bladder.

Sorry to hear you are so afflicted, JP.

No difficulties here, yet. :whistling

Depends ftw! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v173/brotherdoobie/diaper-emoticon.gif


-bd

[Skweeky]

I'm going to stand outside Central tonight, see if I can spot Les. :yes:

[JPaul]

Make a sign and put Hoi Les on it.

[Biggles]

I am a blur as I steam towards me train platform.

Will keep an eye out for mad pregnant stalkers with signs though :unsure:

[Barbarossa]

Good advice at any time, I always think.

[JPaul]

Good advice at any time, I always think.

It's a rule I always live by.

[Skweeky]

Meh, I went out for dinner instead. Les obviously doesn't care much for meeting me. :snooty:

[JPaul]

Les hates Skweeky :cry:

[Biggles]

Meh, I went out for dinner instead. Les obviously doesn't care much for meeting me. :snooty:

:snooty:

"Keep an eye out for" does not mean avoid :unsure:

[j2k4]

Meh, I went out for dinner instead. Les obviously doesn't care much for meeting me. :snooty:

:snooty:

"Keep an eye out for" does not mean avoid :unsure:

Ornery when she's preggers, ain't she? :huh:

[Biggles]

:snooty:

"Keep an eye out for" does not mean avoid :unsure:

Ornery when she's preggers, ain't she? :huh:

It is one of the those "women" things. It's best to keep one's head down and hope someone else comes into the firing line asap :ermm:

[j2k4]

Ornery when she's preggers, ain't she? :huh:

It is one of the those "women" things. It's best to keep one's head down and hope someone else comes into the firing line asap :ermm:

Don't I know that.

I made the mistake of telling my first wife (pregnant) that we didn't need to spend another thousand dollars on a new crib when my son was just graduating from his.

I did this with my back to her, which precluded my seeing the coffee mug before it whizzed past my ear.

I turned just in time to have her second offering hit me between the eyes.

Our relationship went steadily downhill from there. :whistling

[clocker]

...
I did this with my back to her, which precluded my seeing the coffee mug before it whizzed past my ear.

I turned just in time to have her second offering hit me between the eyes.

Our relationship went steadily downhill from there. :whistling
If only you'd resisted the "You throw like a girl" quip...

[j2k4]

...
I did this with my back to her, which precluded my seeing the coffee mug before it whizzed past my ear.

I turned just in time to have her second offering hit me between the eyes.

Our relationship went steadily downhill from there. :whistling
If only you'd resisted the "You throw like a girl" quip...

If she threw like a girl, the dent in my head would have been much smaller.

Indeed, I blame post-impact mental degradation for the fact it took me fourteen years to find the exit. :huh:

[Skweeky]

Les hates me :cry:

[clocker]

Surely not, you drama queen you.
Indifferent, maybe.

[j2k4]

Les hates me :cry:

You might begin a rapprochement by explaining that you don't even know my ex-wife, nor his for that matter.

He's obviously a bit skittish, and will need to be reassured.

Perhaps instead of a sign lettered "Les", you might make one that says, "Skweeky", thus putting the ball in his court, option-wise.

Les, are you getting all this. :whistling

[Skweeky]

HOw do you know my sign didn't say 'Skweeky'?
Were you watching me? :o

[Skweeky]

Les indifferises me :cry:

[j2k4]

HOw do you know my sign didn't say 'Skweeky'?
Were you watching me? :o

Well, it was JP's idea, and he said, "put Les on it".

If I were there to watch anybody, I'd have a sign that said "Hoi Les" and "Hoi Skweeky" on 'er.


Les indifferises me :cry:

Spelling, again. :whistling

[Skweeky]

Where is JP to back my corner? He specialises in this kind of thing, I'm sure.

[Biggles]

Les indifferises me :cry:

I am not actually sure that is possible :unsure:

As J2 pointed out, there is no such thing as the right thing to say. However,if you saw you with an "Hoi Les" sign Skweeks I would surely say hello.

[j2k4]

Les indifferises me :cry:

I am not actually sure that is possible :unsure:

As J2 pointed out, there is no such thing as the right thing to say. However,if you saw you with an "Hoi Les" sign Skweeks I would surely say hello.

There.

That should clear things up. :whistling

[Skweeky]

People would think I were a bit weird though :mellow:

[j2k4]

People would think I were a bit weird though :mellow:

Wear it like a badge of honor.

Hell, we like you alright. :whistling

[clocker]

Hell, we like you alright. :whistling
Which, for some reason, brings to mind the old saw, "damning with faint praise".

[JPaul]

People would think I were a bit weird though :mellow:

Dress like a chauffeur and you'll be fine.

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[Skweeky]

Do I need to cut my hair and dye it gray?
I might have trouble growing the moustache though....

[j2k4]

Do I need to cut my hair and dye it gray?
I might have trouble growing the moustache though....

The belly-bump makes the rest moot, I think.

[clocker]

I think the, ah...other bumps might be a more obvious giveaway.

[JPaul]

I think he means your tits.

[j2k4]

I think he means your tits.

I think so, too. :whistling

[clocker]

Yes, I did.

Navigating the strait between clarity and propriety is fraught with peril.
Ahoy, matey!

[j2k4]

Yes, I did.

Navigating the strait between clarity and propriety is fraught with peril.
Ahoy, matey!

I was fraught with horn a couple of times.

It led to children, which effect Sonja will shortly relate to.

[Skweeky]

My tits have gone up a cup size.

True story.

[brotherdoobie]

My tits have gone up a cup size.

True story.

Pics or it didn't happen.


-bd :shifty: