kdm172
08-15-2003, 05:14 AM
Only in Texas....
A Texas State Trooper pulled a car over and told the driver that because
he
had been wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 dollars in the
statewide safety competition. "What are you going to do with the money?"
asked the policeman. "Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver's license,"
he answered. "Oh, don't listen to him," yelled a woman in the passenger
seat. "He's a smart aleck when he's drunk." This woke up the guy in the
back-seat, who took one look at the cop and moaned, "I knew we wouldn't
get
far in a stolen car." At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk
and
a voice said, in Spanish, "Are we over the border yet?"
A Texas State Trooper pulled a car over and told the driver that because
he
had been wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 dollars in the
statewide safety competition. "What are you going to do with the money?"
asked the policeman. "Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver's license,"
he answered. "Oh, don't listen to him," yelled a woman in the passenger
seat. "He's a smart aleck when he's drunk." This woke up the guy in the
back-seat, who took one look at the cop and moaned, "I knew we wouldn't
get
far in a stolen car." At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk
and
a voice said, in Spanish, "Are we over the border yet?"