happy belated burfday barbie

[Mr. Mulder]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY OR SOMETHING ELSE :hbd:

[The Flying Cow]

Happy 45th birthday!

:huh:

Or maybe less I guess :whistling:

[Barbarossa]

Oh you shouldn't have :blushing:

[Disme]

Happy 45th birthday!

It's the nose that gave you away Barbs :P

[Squeamous]

Happy birthday!!!

Do you want some tits cake? I usually like to post a picture of tits-shaped cake on blokes' birthdays :yup:.

[Barbarossa]

Just some tits would be fine :mellow:

[Mr. Mulder]

you heard the man, whip 'em out.

[Squeamous]

Can't......my lesbo boss is about and she might be driven wild with lust if she sees these puppies :unsure:.

[Barbarossa]

Sounds like double-win to me. I don't see what the problem is :smilie4:

[Squeamous]

Noooo, she's beeeeefcake! :fear: I would probably rather fuck her than fight her :cry:

[Mr. Mulder]

...and so the problem lies where exactly? :unsure:

[Squeamous]

:fist:

I wish I'd never mentioned it....feel sick now. It's almost like she's sexually harrassed me. I should report her.

[Barbarossa]

Hahahaha, you should.

"And what is the nature of the complaint, Ms Squeamous?"

"Well I mentioned on an internet forum that my boss is a lezzer..."

[Squeamous]

She abused me :cry:.

[Something Else]

Happy burfday barbs. :smilie4:

I'm working on some tits for ya. :blink:

[Skiz]

:yay:

[Squeamous]

happy Burfday Barbs. :smilie4:

I'm Working On Some Tits For Ya. :blink:

Tmi

[brotherdoobie]

Happy Birthday, Barbie! I know that you didn't want anyone to know, but I feel that I must bring it up. Barbie is dying and he told me...that the one thing that would give him a bit of pleasure before he passes on...is for the ladies of the forum to post pics of their tits (Starting with Squeamous).

It's the least that you can do, ladies. Make it quick, like. He hasn't long. I'm sorry Barbie, but it had to be done.

Peace, brotherdoobie :cry:

[Squeamous]

:dry:

[brotherdoobie]

I crossed the line.


-bd :mellow:

[brotherdoobie]

I didn't know there was a line.


-bd :mellow:

[Squeamous]

I was aiming for a wry smile rather than a dry smile but had to make do. Maybe I should flop my tits over the line to make up for it? :unsure:

[brotherdoobie]

I was aiming for a wry smile rather than a dry smile but had to make do. Maybe I should flop my tits over the line to make up for it? :unsure:


Yes. For poor Barbie. His days are numbered.

PS Mulder just sent me a pm. He said "Barbie only has minutes
left. Quick show your tits!"


-bd :cry:

[100%]

if only i where a woman i would do everything in my power to make his last moments a little bit less painful.

[j2k4]

Happy birthday, Barbie.

Now that you've lived to such a ripe old age, will you finally go to Disney World.

[Squeamous]

Look, I'm running out of clever ways to say no :unsure:

[brotherdoobie]

Look, I'm running out of clever ways to say no :unsure:

:lol:

Fair enough. However, Mulder will never give up. You're going to have to find inspiration. He'll http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v173/brotherdoobie/deadhorse2.gif.


A French smilie for you, dear. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v173/brotherdoobie/surrender.gif


Peace, Paul

[Mr. Mulder]

well he's dead now. if there was ever a time to soap'em up and rub'em together and film it and then upload it, its now.


do this one last thing for him.

[Squeamous]

How many French does it take to defend Paris?

[Squeamous]

well he's dead now. if there was ever a time to soap'em up and rub'em together and film it and then upload it, its now.


do this one last thing for him.

Not that you've given it that much thought :shifty:

[Barbarossa]

I'm not ready to die yet, I'm only 36 :cry:

[Biggles]

Happy Burfday indeed. Hope this evening is replete with win and stuff.

All the best

Squeams - you should have made with the cake and nipped this lot in the bud (so to speak)

[Barbarossa]

It was yesterday Les, and I got taken out to dinner to a Thai restaurant... it was fairly pleasant :happy:

[Squeamous]

I don't know how to handle them Biggles.....they're boob-drunk. I feared a confectionary depiction of boobs might send them over the edge :cry:.

[Biggles]

It was yesterday Les, and I got taken out to dinner to a Thai restaurant... it was fairly pleasant :happy:

I like Thai curries and that sticky rice they do :yup:

[Biggles]

I don't know how to handle them Biggles.....they're boob-drunk. I feared a confectionary depiction of boobs might send them over the edge :cry:.

When they get like that just about any bewb shaped object will suffice as a distraction - giving opportunity to sneak off quietly. Nicely formed bread rolls would do at a pinch.

[Squeamous]

I don't know how to handle them Biggles.....they're boob-drunk. I feared a confectionary depiction of boobs might send them over the edge :cry:.

When they get like that just about any bewb shaped object will suffice as a distraction - giving opportunity to sneak off quietly. Nicely formed bread rolls would do at a pinch.

Do you think this would do?

http://www.fashionfunky.com/2007/01/03/girlfriend_boob_pillow.jpg

It's a girlfriend pillow. They're not very big but they should be sufficient to confuse long enough so I can sneak out the back way.

[Mr. Mulder]

look! bewbs! :o

[brotherdoobie]

A boob is a boob. I concur.

-bd

[Squeamous]

:happy:

[CrabGirl]

Happy Birthday Barbs!