What it's like to be a man...

[Squeamous]

My OH has gone away, so I have no-one to look after. As such I haven't had a square meal for 3 days, am slightly pissed and today caught myself eating porridge out of the pan to 'save on washing up', while blowing all my cash on internet shopping and searching Youporn.

If there's much more to it than that I'd like to hear it :snooty:

[CrabGirl]

I want to be a man. Sob.

[brotherdoobie]

My OH has gone away, so I have no-one to look after. As such I haven't had a square meal for 3 days, am slightly pissed and today caught myself eating porridge out of the pan to 'save on washing up', while blowing all my cash on internet shopping and searching Youporn.

If there's much more to it than that I'd like to hear it :snooty:

You paid for porn. Amateur. :biggles:


-bd :ermm:

[CrabGirl]

Youporn is free.

[Alien5]

I want to be a man. Sob.

it's very, very, very overrated. :dabs:

[CrabGirl]

Lets swap sex for a few days then. Give each other a break

[Alien5]

sounds hawt :o mulder will be so jealous. :shifty:

[Sextent]

sounds hawt :o mulder will be so jealous. :shifty:

He doesn't fancy you that much.

[Squeamous]

Youporn is free.

Poor naive fool :cry:.....it's official, I have bigger balls than BD.

[Alien5]

:lol: youpwnt



sounds hawt :o mulder will be so jealous. :shifty:

He doesn't fancy you that much.

:rolleyes:

[Mr. Mulder]

:eyebrows:


you're not a man till you've mouthed off at a barman in a bowling ally bar with a childrens party in ear shot and then turned the whole situation around and gotten a free drink out of it :snooty: ...youporns a start though, spankwire and redtube are better :yup:

[Mr. Mulder]

i give it another two days before Squeamous is sat in her pants watching The 300 and eating a brick of jelly because its there and feels like bewb.

[brotherdoobie]

Youporn is free.



My OH has gone away, so I have no-one to look after. As such I haven't had a square meal for 3 days, am slightly pissed and today caught myself eating porridge out of the pan to 'save on washing up', while blowing all my cash on internet shopping and searching Youporn.

If there's much more to it than that I'd like to hear it :snooty:

I know, silly. However, she implied that she paid for it.

-bd

[CrabGirl]

So you say. :snooty:

[Squeamous]

i give it another two days before Squeamous is sat in her pants watching The 300 and eating a brick of jelly because its there and feels like bewb.

:glag:

No chance. If I wanted boob I'd go out and get me some, like a proper man :shifty:

[Squeamous]

My OH has gone away, so I have no-one to look after. As such I haven't had a square meal for 3 days, am slightly pissed and today caught myself eating porridge out of the pan to 'save on washing up', while blowing all my cash on internet shopping and searching Youporn.

If there's much more to it than that I'd like to hear it :snooty:

I know, silly. However, she implied that she paid for it.

-bd

Well I do have to pay for my broadband :yup:

[Barbarossa]

Have you tried weeing standing up yet?

[Squeamous]

There's another way? :unsure:

[brotherdoobie]

I know, silly. However, she implied that she paid for it.

-bd

Well I do have to pay for my broadband :yup:

You don't steal your neighbor's wireless? Amateur.


-bd

[Squeamous]

What is this new magic you speak of...wireless?

[enoughfakefiles]

You can snap people's arms like twigs.

[Skweeky]

I once dreamt I had a penis and I was masturbating. :huh:

It was pretty weird.

[Squeamous]

Omg...I had one like that once! Did you cum in your sleep?

[Skweeky]

:yes:

That happens quite often actually.

[Mr. Mulder]

I once dreamt I had a penis and I was masturbating. :huh:

It was pretty weird.
I have those same dreams except im awake and hiding behind a bus stop.

[Skweeky]

:lol: :earl:

Strange... earlier Gem was saying something about someone hiding behind the bus stop accross the road. :o

[Squeamous]

:yes:

That happens quite often actually.

It's great being a woman!

[CrabGirl]

Omg...I had one like that once! Did you cum in your sleep?

I have that dream sometimes! It's bloody great. :happy:

[Skweeky]

I wonder if men ever dream they have a vagina? :huh:

Mulder?

[Mr. Mulder]

I wonder if men ever dream they have a vagina? :huh:

Mulder?
i dream i have one sitting on my face, is that the same thing? :unsure:

[Squeamous]

Omg...I had one like that once! Did you cum in your sleep?

I have that dream sometimes! It's bloody great. :happy:

Do you sometimes get the orgasm bit on a loop? It's annoying when you get the preamble on a loop and then wake up :pinch:

[Squeamous]

I wonder if men ever dream they have a vagina? :huh:

Mulder?
i dream i have one sitting on my face, is that the same thing? :unsure:

That's ghost rape. My dad had that once....it tried to put its ghostly appendage in his bottom. I think he was dreaming :rolleyes:.

[manicgeek]

My OH has gone away, so I have no-one to look after. As such I haven't had a square meal for 3 days, am slightly pissed and today caught myself eating porridge out of the pan to 'save on washing up', while blowing all my cash on internet shopping and searching Youporn.

If there's much more to it than that I'd like to hear it :snooty:
Only slightly pissed ? Amateur :P

[Biggles]

I wonder if men ever dream they have a vagina? :huh:

Mulder?
i dream i have one sitting on my face, is that the same thing? :unsure:

Close enough I think.

[brotherdoobie]

I wonder if men ever dream they have a vagina? :huh:

Mulder?

I dream that I have big bouncy girl breast - every night. :yup:
That would be the most awesome thing ever.

-bd

[wazza100]

taking off your shirt in public getting attention for a quarter of a second and then people thinking whatever, not having to give a ... if you wore the same outfit good god twice in the same week. Being a guy and an awesome guy in that ftw!

[Squeamous]

I wonder if men ever dream they have a vagina? :huh:

Mulder?

I dream that I have big bouncy girl breast - every night. :yup:
That would be the most awesome thing ever.

-bd

Makes a change from turkey schnitzel I suppose :happy:

[Barbarossa]

My OH has gone away, so I have no-one to look after. As such I haven't had a square meal for 3 days, am slightly pissed and today caught myself eating porridge out of the pan to 'save on washing up', while blowing all my cash on internet shopping and searching Youporn.

If there's much more to it than that I'd like to hear it :snooty:

It's irresponsible to leave a woman to cope on her own.

What if you'd needed to open a jar in an emergency, or if a spider had invaded your bathroom. :fear:

You'd have had to get AllenS to come round or something. :pinch:

Actually, Benchez would probably be a surer bet :dry:

[Something Else]

I am an expert at opening jars. :eyebrows:

[Something Else]

Spiders tho'. :fear: Get the fuck out of here.

[Squeamous]

Yeah right, only 'cos your bird loosened it first :snooty:

[Mr.sharer]

what a dumb thread. you will get a better answer if you ask this to someone who have undergone a sex change operation

[Mr. Mulder]

what a dumb thread. you will get a better answer if you ask this to someone who have undergone a sex change operation
well then, don't keep us in suspense! Tell us ffs!1111 :o

[Squeamous]

http://exilesexiles.co.uk/forums/style_emoticons/default/laughing7.gif

[brotherdoobie]

what a dumb thread. you will get a better answer if you ask this to someone who have undergone a sex change operation


Just give up. It's in your nature - to do so. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v173/brotherdoobie/surrender.gif


-bd :dabs:

[Mr. Mulder]

omg he's a cheese eating surrender monkey :sick:

[manicgeek]

omg he's a cheese eating surrender monkey :sick:

:glag:

[brotherdoobie]

omg he's a cheese eating surrender monkey :sick:

:glag:

It's good to see you having a laugh. I like you better...when you're not being
a martyr, like.


-bd

[Mr.sharer]

what a dumb thread. you will get a better answer if you ask this to someone who have undergone a sex change operation
well then, don't keep us in suspense! Tell us ffs!1111 :o

your dad has done that twice , why dont you ask him or your transvestite mom

[Barbarossa]

Using someone else's joke back on them. Priceless :dabs:

[Disme]

your dad has done that twice , why dont you ask him or your transvestite mom

http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/7857/fail1ri4.gif

[Mr. Mulder]

well then, don't keep us in suspense! Tell us ffs!1111 :o

your dad has done that twice , why dont you ask him or your transvestite mom
she says you still owe her for friday and to wipe your blood stained shit off her massive black dildo

[Mr. Mulder]

oh snap

http://media.geekarmy.com:81/hfile/out_dfp.php/i4462_j3cxt2u-OhSnapChart001.jpg

[Something Else]

/perfect explanation. Should be a sticky. :yes: