Female Revenge

[shogunxxx]

This guy and his girlfriend head to the local bar.
The girl says she'll be happy to pick up the round as she's heard of a new drink that she wants him to try.
She returns to their table and has two drinks for him.
One is a measure of Bailey's.
The other is a measure of lime juice.
She says, "Ok, what you have to do is swig the Bailey's, hold it in your mouth, and then chase it with the lime juice."

He looks a little dubious but does as he's told because she's really cute when she's enthusiastic.
First he drinks and holds the Bailey's.
Smooth, Creamy, and a warmfeeling in his mouth.
Then he adds the lime juice.
After about a second, the cream in the Bailey's curdles in his mouth.
Two seconds into it his face turns the color of the fresh lime juice.
Three seconds later, he's finally able to calm his stomach enough to swallow the whole mess.
As he makes a face,
she whispers sweetly in his ear, "It's called 'Blowjob Revenge'."

:P

[Keikan]

Revenge for swallowing? If girls don't like that, then uhh how come they do it? (If they really do)

[Skweeky]

What do you mean ' if they really do'? You think we keep it in our mouth untill we can go to the bathroom unnoticed to spit it out???
I personally don't mind, but I know a lot of girls really DO.....The thing is that most guys just expect you to swallow it when you give them a bj....

[shogunxxx]

Skweeky Posted on 15 August 2003 - 11:03


What do you mean ' if they really do'? You think we keep it in our mouth untill we can go to the bathroom unnoticed to spit it out???
I personally don't mind, but I know a lot of girls really DO.....The thing is that most guys just expect you to swallow it when you give them a bj.... 


BAD girls spit!

GOOD girl's swallow....


:devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:












I'm so in trouble....

:P

[Keikan]

How ami suppose to know? I an't a girl

[Skweeky]

and what&#39;s with this bullshit guys don&#39;t want you to kiss them after giving them a bj? <_<

[Rat Faced]

Originally posted by Skweeky@15 August 2003 - 11:15
and what&#39;s with this bullshit guys don&#39;t want you to kiss them after giving them a bj? <_<
Why not?

If they object to kissing you after giving them a BJ, then they really have some issues to work out with themselves.

They still expect to kiss you after going down on you, dont they?

Make them kiss you. F**k &#39;em. ;)

[Skweeky]

I did say it was bullshit. But there really are a lot of guys out there who think it&#39;s not appropriate, although I tend to avoid those types the last few years :D

[shogunxxx]

Skweeky Posted on 15 August 2003 - 11:15


and what&#39;s with this bullshit guys don&#39;t want you to kiss them after giving them a bj?&nbsp;


yeh you got me there :">

but&#33;&#33;

when its the other way round you gals are just as bad....
:P

[Rat Faced]

when its the other way round you gals are just as bad....



I have yet to kiss a girl that had an issue with tasting herself....that im aware of.

Most seem to get turned on by their own taste/smell.


* Seem.....as we all know that they fake it half the time ;)

[Skweeky]

I certainly don&#39;t have a problem with is,and yes, it arouses me in a way and NO I never fake. that&#39;s just ridiculous, if u fake u like something, how the hell is the guy supposed to find out what you REALLY want? :blink:

[Riddler]

http://www.ml20.nowinbeta.org/smilies/suck.gif
http://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/Kissonlips.gif
:)

[shogunxxx]

i was only telling a joke... :P


maybe it should be moved to the lounge

for SERIOUS discussion
:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Skweeky]

Exactly


Ok, now tell me, why do some guys think it&#39;s icky to kiss them after you gave them a bj?

[Celerystalksme]

Blowjob Revenge is for the women

see men need cheaters revenge

*thats when the guy realises he&#39;s been cheated on and then sleeps with the hottest family member *most times this is the sister**

never tried it...my last gf...god her sister was hot :) :D :lol:

*damn already have a new gf* :( :ph34r:

[Skweeky]

As if only women cheat <_<

[Celerystalksme]

Originally posted by Skweeky@15 August 2003 - 22:15
As if only women cheat <_<
Sorry for making generalisations...

I can honestly say i&#39;ve never cheated on a girl... :)

[chalice]

The worst revenge a woman can take for having to swallow is not to do it again.

[Lamsey]

Originally posted by chalice@15 August 2003 - 13:21
The worst revenge a woman can take for having to swallow is not to do it again.
:o


That is evil&#33;&#33;&#33;


:o

[Nimdock]

Originally posted by Skweeky@15 August 2003 - 07:15
and what&#39;s with this bullshit guys don&#39;t want you to kiss them after giving them a bj? <_<
I know it happens, I have no idea why... I have no problems kissing a girl that just gave me a bj... it&#39;s stupid. It&#39;s a part of your(my) body... and to kiss a girl that goes all the way for me... it&#39;s great.

[Lilmiss]

blowjob revenge?
isnt that a mouth full of razor blades and salt?
:D
obvioulsy im doing it wrong.

[Ron]

Originally posted by Skweeky@15 August 2003 - 14:05
Exactly


Ok, now tell me, why do some guys think it&#39;s icky to kiss them after you gave them a bj?
Why would we? :o
We got what we came for, didn&#39;t we? :D
Just give the girl a pat on the shoulder for a job (well) done, get dressed and go get yerself a brew.
:P :P :P

[Skweeky]

Maybe lilmiss&#39; bj-revenge isn&#39;t that bad afterall <_<

[insanebassman]

Good Girls Spit

Bad Girls Swallow

Interesting girls gargle

A keeper spits it out a little and let&#39;s it dangle until it ALMOST hits the floor and sucks it all back up like a loogi, spits it into the air, catches it again, then swallows

[JONNO_CELEBS]

This thread is giving me a hard on.........Kepp talking.......http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/show.gif


Jonno B)

[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@15 August 2003 - 14:43
This thread is giving me a hard on.........Kepp talking.......http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/show.gif


Jonno B)
:D Glad I am not the only one.Make this a sticky. :D

*FC is off to the Bathroom....be back later.*

[dlingeverything]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@15 August 2003 - 13:43
This thread is giving me a hard on.........Kepp talking.......http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/show.gif


Jonno B)
I agree :lol: :lol:


Actually its very interesting to hear
about BJ&#39;s from the other end


And people who dont want to kiss
a girl who has just given them a bj
are pricks with psychological problems

:lol: :lol:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by dlingeverything@15 August 2003 - 20:01

I agree :lol: :lol:


Actually its very interesting to hear
about BJ&#39;s from the other end


And people who dont want to kiss
a girl who has just given them a bj
are pricks with psychological problems

:lol: :lol:
I&#39;ve had chats like this before.......in real life tho :D

You&#39;re right&#33; it is interesting, I think you should say what you like and what you don&#39;t..........on both sides...........whats the point if all involved don&#39;t enjoy equally :)


@Funky......Thanks Dude, I thought I was being weird :blink: ...........Wait a minute.........You agreed with me :blink: I must have been being weird :lol: :lol:


Jonno B)

[Ron]

I think that girls who swallow are just plain selfish. <_<
They just don&#39;t want to sleep on the wetspot all night, that&#39;s all. :lol:
Besides, look at whay we give them in return:less than 1 calorie 150 mg. protien
11 mg. carbohydrates
6 mg. fat.
3 mg. cholesterol (Is this the "bad cholesterol" or "good cholesterol"?) :blink:
7% US RDA potassium
3% US RDA copper
3% US RDA zinc

water
ascorbic acid (vitamin C)
blood-group antigens
calcium (yes, just like milk&#33;)
chlorine (add your own little contribution to cleanliness&#33;)
citric acid, creatine, deoxyribonucleic acid, fructose, glutathione, hyaluronidase, inositol, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorus and potassium (what do you know, these are good for fertilization too&#33;)
prostaglandins (fatty acids that, while not a hormone, perform hormone-like functions)
purine, pyrimidine, pyruvic acid
sodium (good to have, especially if you&#39;ve been sweating a lot)
sorbitol, spermidine, spermine
vitamin B12 (you would think it&#39;s a multivitamin)
What do we get for going down on them, besides cramps in our tongue?
HUH?
Right, hairs between our teeth. >_<

[Ron]

Damn, another DP. :D
This is turning out like an orgy here. ;)

[insanebassman]

Slurp Slurp Slurp


I am a big fan of lick-ity split
cunilingus
carpet munching


and I will kiss after a BJ...

and this is making me H**NY

Must go home and munch

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by Ron@15 August 2003 - 20:32
Damn, another DP. :D
This is turning out like an orgy here. ;)
Wey Hey :D

Double Penatration B)

Their fun.............errr.......No.......I did&#39;nt mean.........Oh you know whay I mean :lol: :lol:


Jonno B)

[Lamsey]

Originally posted by FuNkY CaPrIcOrN+15 August 2003 - 20:57--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (FuNkY CaPrIcOrN @ 15 August 2003 - 20:57)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JONNO_CELEBS@15 August 2003 - 14:43
This thread is giving me a hard on.........Kepp talking.......http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/show.gif


Jonno B)
:D Glad I am not the only one.Make this a sticky. :D

*FC is off to the Bathroom....be back later.* [/b][/quote]
I think you&#39;re making it quite sticky enough :rolleyes:

[Gutter]

this topic is getting kinda gross

do you guys really want to kiss cum off your girl&#39;s lips?
i know its from your own body but so is your feces...

Sorry if I offended anyone but it&#39;s a little disturbing for some
http://www.planetboredom.net/pix/data/media/2/Hoon20030623192446funnyfile1.jpg

[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN]

Originally posted by Gutter@15 August 2003 - 18:23
http://www.planetboredom.net/pix/data/media/2/Hoon20030623192446funnyfile1.jpg
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Your MOM caught ya.

[Gutter]

&nbsp;

Your MOM caught ya.

I wouldn&#39;t waste baby batter in a shower drain.

["The Avatar Man"]

Stop arguing we&#39;ve all swallowed.
here&#39;s proof.
http://galleries.vinyamar.com/ps/show.php?id=HZbeVvB75DkE24F1psvJaEu0N&ext=.jpg

[Skweeky]

you know, not all sperm tastes salt....it depends on what the guy ate or drank. Sometimes it&#39;s even sweet

[RGX]

I think you should change your title to "she who knows all about women" sqweeky

intresting, who posted that "spermex" recepie a while back that made it taste nice?

[Bender]

Originally posted by "The Avatar Man"@16 August 2003 - 17:37
Stop arguing we&#39;ve all swallowed.
here&#39;s proof.
http://galleries.vinyamar.com/ps/show.php?id=HZbeVvB75DkE24F1psvJaEu0N&ext=.jpg

To add even more:

Mad Cow Flash (http://www.tsen.org/graphics/MadCow.swf)

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by RGX@16 August 2003 - 16:14
I think you should change your title to "she who knows all about women" sqweeky

intresting, who posted that "spermex" recepie a while back that made it taste nice?
No No :blink: Nothing wrong with Skweeky&#39;s member title :)

It has feeling, depth and truth :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Sorry......Double Penatration......again :lol: :ph34r:

Jonno B)

[brotherdoobie]

Originally posted by Rat Faced@15 August 2003 - 06:33

when its the other way round you gals are just as bad....



I have yet to kiss a girl that had an issue with tasting herself....that im aware of.

Most seem to get turned on by their own taste/smell.


* Seem.....as we all know that they fake it half the time ;)
I have been with quite a few girls who dont
want to kiss you after oral sex&#33;

I prefer the ones who will kiss me.....but to each there own. ;)


Peace brotherdoobie

[Riddler]

All this talk about oral stimulation has got the zoo animals all stirred up;http://www.ml20.nowinbeta.org/smilies/eek.gif

http://www.piczonline.com/client/riddler/elephant.jpghttp://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/Thud.gif

[Skweeky]

Originally posted by RGX@16 August 2003 - 17:14
I think you should change your title to "she who knows all about women" sqweeky


....But I am a woman, wouldn&#39;t it we weird if I DIDN&#39;T know all about us? :blink:

So, next question

This arouses you? Seeing someone talk about bj&#39;s and stuff?

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by Skweeky@17 August 2003 - 12:34


This arouses you? Seeing someone talk about bj&#39;s and stuff?
No&#33;&#33;.......Just seeing YOU talk about it ;) :D

Jonno B)

[Ron]

Originally posted by Skweeky@17 August 2003 - 14:34
...But I am a woman, wouldn&#39;t it we weird if I DIDN&#39;T know all about us? :blink:

Well, I&#39;m a man, but I haven&#39;t got a clue how to jack off another one (yet).

Would there be a difference btw, between a BJ by a woman and a man?
Personally, I think getting a BJ by a man is a bit like benji jumping.
It&#39;s cool, as long as you don&#39;t look down. :D

[Skweeky]

well...I&#39;ve heard many many guys say a bj from a guy is most of the time better than a bj given by a girl as men know from each other what they like... ;)


About the women part: I&#39;ve done my part of research :D

[Adster]

ok hers one for us men to have revenge if a woman skank slut cheats on us (had hapened to me) you make a hole in the dirt shove your dick in it and f*ck away wouldn&#39;t that be classified as cheating??

btw when i was cheated on I came close within 5 seconds of jumping off a bridge The only reason I didnt was becasue it would be selfesh for the family

[brotherdoobie]

Originally posted by Ron@18 August 2003 - 00:00

Well, I&#39;m a man, but I haven&#39;t got a clue how to jack off another one (yet).

[/quote]
Oh yeah Ron
I&#39;m not gay,but theres nothing on tv,and I Haven&#39;t got laid in a bit...........Can you help a brother out? ;)

Peace brotherdoobie :lol:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by Skweeky@18 August 2003 - 05:59
well...I&#39;ve heard many many guys say a bj from a guy is most of the time better than a bj given by a girl as men know from each other what they like... ;)

I have to agree with Skweeky here :D
Although I think it depends more on the person.......whether or not their good at BJ&#39;s.......don&#39;t think the Male/female thing comes into play that much, but she&#39;s right in saying a man knows more about what a man want in the same way a woman knows more about what a woaman want :D

Lets face it guys.......when your getting a BJ of a girl and she does&#39;nt do it all that great do you tell her that??...........no.........you say "Oh baby that was fantastic", so she goes away thinking she is Queen of BJ&#39;s, when infact she is a Teeth machine :blink:

Jono B)

[Adster]

Hate to say it but its been provan that 98% of female fake an orgasim

[stoislover]

hello really good topic this mmm lol,well ive got to say something about this i agree with squeeky with this shes right.I find some men find it degrading when the woman might not swallow,the reason the woman does not swallow guys is that her throat mouth and lips are that numb after giving u the best blow job ever,what do u guys want we went down on you put up with the smell of cheese lol,if we want salt we will get a glass of water with salt in to taste it lol,or have a dip in the sea for it lol,u guys dont like going down on us if we have an hairy canary lol.I thought u guys should have the decencty to shave to,well only if u have the guts and balls 2 do it lol

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by stoislover@18 August 2003 - 08:57
hello really good topic this mmm lol,well ive got to say something about this i agree with squeeky with this shes right.I find some men find it degrading when the woman might not swallow,the reason the woman does not swallow guys is that her throat mouth and lips are that numb after giving u the best blow job ever,what do u guys want we went down on you put up with the smell of cheese lol,if we want salt we will get a glass of water with salt in to taste it lol,or have a dip in the sea for it lol,u guys dont like going down on us if we have an hairy canary lol.I thought u guys should have the decencty to shave to,well only if u have the guts and balls 2 do it lol
A:-I don&#39;t find it degrading.....It does&#39;nt bother me much :)
B:-...Not all blokes smell cheesey.......Me cut...me clean :D
C:-I don&#39;t mind hairy but it&#39;s nicer bald ;)
d:-I do shave......that&#39;s why I&#39;m so smoooooooth B) Smooth Nads, smooth everything :D

Oh btw......New chick.....How YOU Doin&#39; B)

Jonno B)

[Skweeky]

hello stoislover, long time no see :)

Just wanted to make this clear: I have absolutely nothing against swallowing. I kinda like it and I do it always unless I feel a bit sick (like now). :D

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by Skweeky@18 August 2003 - 10:34
hello stoislover, long time no see :)

Just wanted to make this clear: I have absolutely nothing against swallowing. I kinda like it and I do it always unless I feel a bit sick (like now). :D
See....Now this is just the sort of thing that gave me that 2 hour hard on last night :rolleyes:

You girls have got to stop this now :blink:

Hang on............WTF am I saying.....No carry on Carry on :D

Jonno B)

[Skweeky]

Hehehe, did it blow eventually Jonno? :lol:

I was a bit scared you were going to pull a muscle last night :lol: :lol:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by Skweeky@18 August 2003 - 11:44
Hehehe, did it blow eventually Jonno? :lol:

I was a bit scared you were going to pull a muscle last night :lol: :lol:
Yeah, I had one last look at a certain pic ;)
And got what I wanted :D .......I think the helper is having trouble speaking today from the impact at the back of the throat :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[Skweeky]

you naughty naughty boy Jonno :P

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by Skweeky@18 August 2003 - 11:48
you naughty naughty boy Jonno :P
Me???? :o .......Your bloody fault ;) :lol: :lol:

Trouble is.....I&#39;m getting the same way again now :blink: .....But I gotta go out in a mo :blink:

Do you think people will stare? :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[Skweeky]

erm...they just might. Maybe you can just wear tight boxers or something?

Only thing that ever happens to me is that I have to go out with stiff nipples, but those are never so prominent as your erm &#39;problem&#39; :lol:

[stoislover]

lmao was going 2 say poor blokes but i think there enjoying getting a stiffy on lol.ok i know one thing some men dont like doing not all men,if u have an orgasm with them fingering u or fisting,depending how good they are with there hands lol,they dont like licking the juices well some dont.I love when u r giving a man a b/j,the warm feeling of it going down the throat mmm.phew think im getting horny now ill have 2 be good not lol :rolleyes:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Feeeecking wrap up girls :o

Something just catapolted accross the room :blink:
My desk just got higher :blink: :lol: :lol:

Phew.....I think I&#39;m gonna have to stop reading this before I injure someone :lol: :lol:

@Skweeky........Boxers??? :blink: ........Not in this lifetime girl.......Me lets it swing free and easy B)

Jonno B)

[Skweeky]

Wooohooo Jonno, I don&#39;t wear underwear either, fun isn&#39;t it&#33;&#33;?? :lol:

[stoislover]

wow jonno this does sound good wouldnt mind a pic of this lol.must be very very hard if your desk can lift up mmmm lol you bragger u lol & Hiya squeeky how r u doing,been away to much tied to the bed just got untied for the day lol.keep reading jonno and send all of us a good pic lol

[Lilmiss]

go on jonno.....you know you want to. ;)

[hobbes]

Originally posted by stoislover@18 August 2003 - 09:57
,u guys dont like going down on us if we have an hairy canary lol.I thought u guys should have the decencty to shave to,well only if u have the guts and balls 2 do it lol
If you get down to the hairy part, I would formally like to propose. Every woman I have known has stayed well toward the hairless portion.

[FinalTheorem]

:lol: The girls are gettin&#39; horny jonno, better give em what they want. :lol:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by stoislover@18 August 2003 - 14:15
wow jonno this does sound good wouldnt mind a pic of this lol.must be very very hard if your desk can lift up mmmm lol you bragger u lol&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Hiya squeeky how r u doing,been away to much tied to the bed just got untied for the day lol.keep reading jonno and send all of us a good pic lol
Ummmmmmm.....Actually I think you are the only female in this thread that does&#39;nt have a .......ahem......pic of me B)

Maybe you should ask one of the girls to send you one :D


Jonno B)

Edit:-Actually......Trade ya ;)

[stoislover]

come on then jonno send me a pic..want 2 see you naked thou,ill show u mine if u show me yours lol got one with my nipples sticking out lol.i am so naughty hehe

[Ron]

Nipples huh?
Let&#39;s see.
Hmmm, no nipples here.
Sorry.
http://users.skynet.be/Ron/jonno.jpg

:devil:

[NoX]

:lol: they only come out at night :ph34r: