Chewing Gum & Peanut Butter

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Gave my kid one of his fav ice creams yesterday cause i had to extremely stretch his bed time, all for his pleasure, kiddy party etc It was great.
Long walk home.

inside the ice cream is a stick :w00t:

the stick is made of chewing gum.:01:

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This morning my Beloved Fornication partner comes in and says he has Chewing gum SERIOUSLY stuck in his hair

& WTF is my kid doing with chewing gum when he goes to sleep? :angry:


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I inspect the damage,
it is like serious gaddawnm damage.:01:


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I prophesied his future, either;

a: His head would be eaten alive by all the kids in the kindergarten, and worshiped as the kid with the hair made of sweets. :ihavetheshine:

b: Trauma, Bullying, snd in the end a life as a burger flipper (cause they wear hats).:01:

She comes in with scissors and a comb, as if on a mission instincted upon her from her post grandmoms trauma inflicting solutions.


This is way too much text for lounge to handle, must kill the drama here.

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[chalice]

Shave the kid's head. Show him holocaust pictures.

Tell him that this is what happens when you fall asleep chewing gum.

Too harsh?

Probably.

[Something Else]

Can't you freeze it off or something else.

Poor likkle Pedro. We've all done it once and learned our lesson.
If it happens a second time then you can start worrying.

[tesco]

How old is he now btw?

It feels like it was just yesterday that you were 99%, anxiously waiting for your wife (gf? just a friend?) to burst.

[brotherdoobie]

My eldest daughter was notorious for getting gum stuck in her hair when she was little. She used to get those round hair brushes tangled in her hair, also (that is a nightmare in and of itself).

Shave it. Shave it all. I was going to shave Paige's hair the last time it happened. My wife tried kicking me in the balls. It was a very long night. I was just being practical ffs.

-bd

[Squeamous]

Can't you freeze it off or something else.

Poor likkle Pedro. We've all done it once and learned our lesson.
If it happens a second time then you can start worrying.

Yes, put his head in the freezer for a few hours...that should do it :yup:

[Skiz]

Shave it. The kid is like two years old at the most, right?

[100%]

He is now 2 years & 10.7 months old
or
1055 days old

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yes i thought of that too,

except

we just forked out 300 kr a week ago + screaming for his hair to be cut.
(rastafarians tended to offer chilms to him)

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I decided to call upon...

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THE ALMIGHTY

ze web

before scalping him


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Ze Almighty explained that one should use;



-alcohol ( after-shave might do)
-peanut butter
-mayonnaise
-egg
-vinegar (too good quality for him)
- nail varnish (not available)wife has no nails after i removed them).
-oil
-ice (freeze it & break it)
-different types of soap
cut it out, shave head



Peanut Butter?
WTF?

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/Krazy_O/PeanutButter.jpg

and not even the crunchy type which tastes better is more nutritious,
Elvis is dead, get over it.

http://z.about.com/d/golondon/1/0/E/4/-/-/07-presley_death.jpg

Fuck them.

I am not going to smear peanut butter on his little screaming head and then start ripping out the gum, only to then wash his hair which he hates even more.



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I then remembered the arsenal of seriously toxic shit in my boudoir, stuff that even aliens wimper from.


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Next to the bottle of phorensic lemon scented acetone lube, was a forgotten bottle of bionafta which is an ecofriendly disolvant and yet EVEN sooths.


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Poured it on the external gum tumor

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waited
poured more
waited

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It dissolved somewhat, became more crispy,

http://www.healingwithnutrition.com/graphic/chips.gif

success!!


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got off some bits, it went easish

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He started to get annoyed, and finally started screaming .

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gave him a break
and me too

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then

WENT HARDCORE ON HIM

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had to pin him down.




He sent me to HELL and worse.




















One hour later





he was at kindergarten, all fresh and new.

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[Something Else]

Quality post. He's in good hands.

Why did you remove your wifey's fingernails. :fear2: