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tralalala
06-29-2008, 04:21 PM
How do you do? Haven't seen you round in a while, am wondering if all is well with you.

What you been up to lately?

The Flying Cow
06-29-2008, 04:32 PM
Shouldn't this be in my fred?

Geezer - look no further. "He Must be Shot down" is where it's at.

-Sherman

The Flying Cow
06-29-2008, 04:40 PM
I'd presume he's been taking his viagra a little too often these days, disabling him from getting his now completely flaccid treetrunk down.

Add a line of the devil's dandruff to that and it won't budge for a week.

You follow, Geezar?

-Sherman

The Flying Cow
06-29-2008, 04:44 PM
It seems my account was hacked, Sir Geezer. Disregard these last two posts, which were clearly made by the "hacker".

How is life for you, fella?

-Sherman

tralalala
06-29-2008, 04:56 PM
Hoi, STFU and get back on topic - "Being nice to Geezer" :)

The Flying Cow
06-29-2008, 05:07 PM
It seems my account was hacked, Sir Geezer. Disregard these last two posts, which were clearly made by the "hacker".

How is life for you, fella?

-Sherman

:dry:

tralalala
06-30-2008, 12:11 AM
"edit function" FTW

chalice
06-30-2008, 12:19 AM
Youse are both thick cunts, like.

Next time I wanna control some cunt, I'll pick cleverer puppets.

Cawks.

The Flying Cow
06-30-2008, 12:35 AM
Sook it, Alice.

:snooty:

-Sherman

Old Geezer
06-30-2008, 12:44 AM
This news will probably upset you but I am still around and doing pretty good for an old geezer. I just got tired of arguing with you strange young whippersnappers. Want to see what I have survived?

84 Broken left leg treated at Brandon Regional
94 Broken right hip treated at the VA hospital
2000 Stent circumflex coronary artery UCH
2001 Bacol and Lopid side effects Rehabdomyolysis
2003 Renal artery stent UCH
2004 Diverticulosis intestinal resection South Fl Baptist
2004 Right leg artery bypass Brandon Regional
2007 Pacemaker inplant Brandon Regional
2007 Cryosurgery of the prostate South Fl Baptist
2008 Gi Bleed South Fl Baptist
2008 Carotid Endarterectomy Brandon Regionnal Hosp


Takes a lot to kill me.

chalice
06-30-2008, 12:47 AM
It must be a matter of days then.

All of these medical records (if legitimate) can be traced back to your source then Geezer.

Good to know.

Euthanasia ftw.

brotherdoobie
06-30-2008, 01:01 AM
This news will probably upset you but I am still around and doing pretty good for an old geezer. I just got tired of arguing with you strange young whippersnappers. Want to see what I have survived?

84 Broken left leg treated at Brandon Regional
94 Broken right hip treated at the VA hospital
2000 Stent circumflex coronary artery UCH
2001 Bacol and Lopid side effects Rehabdomyolysis
2003 Renal artery stent UCH
2004 Diverticulosis intestinal resection South Fl Baptist
2004 Right leg artery bypass Brandon Regional
2007 Pacemaker inplant Brandon Regional
2007 Cryosurgery of the prostate South Fl Baptist
2008 Gi Bleed South Fl Baptist
2008 Carotid Endarterectomy Brandon Regionnal Hosp


Takes a lot to kill me.



:glag: :glag: :glag:



-bd

tralalala
06-30-2008, 08:03 AM
Woooooow you've broken your left leg 84 times? And your right hip 94 times? You're a tough one aren't you? :mellow:


And we ain't arguing, we're here to chat, have a good time. How's it hanging? (Well, in your case it's prolly hanging waaaaay down, eh? ;) ).


@chalice - STFU, we got him to respond here - :win: :)

tralalala
06-30-2008, 08:07 AM
Woooooow you've broken your left leg 84 times? And your right hip 94 times? You're a tough one aren't you? :mellow:


And we ain't arguing, we're here to chat, have a good time. How's it hanging? (Well, in your case it's prolly hanging waaaaay down, eh? ;) ).


@chalice - STFU, we got him to respond here - :win: :)

zedex
06-30-2008, 09:12 AM
damn you old fart , how bout pishing ? having trouble at that too .

The Flying Cow
06-30-2008, 09:54 AM
He pishes from his rectum.

In other news, how's the amorous life for ya Geeze?

-Sherman

tralalala
06-30-2008, 10:54 AM
He seems to be doing fine.. Still standing and all.. What with nearly 100 broken bones, he's a toughy :)

Old Geezer
06-30-2008, 01:20 PM
Woooooow you've broken your left leg 84 times? And your right hip 94 times? You're a tough one aren't you? :mellow:


And we ain't arguing, we're here to chat, have a good time. How's it hanging? (Well, in your case it's prolly hanging waaaaay down, eh? ;) ).


@chalice - STFU, we got him to respond here - :win: :)

How is my hammer hanging? :D

It isn't hanging at all. My hammer is broken beyond repair. THat's ok though. I had a good run.

The Flying Cow
06-30-2008, 04:29 PM
It's getting a lot of coverage.

-Sherman

tralalala
06-30-2008, 07:48 PM
So what are you running on, now that your hammer is demolished beyond any possible repair?

The Flying Cow
07-03-2008, 06:25 PM
A 5.2 W12 Triturbo engine.

Am I close, Geeze?

-Sherman