where's Squeamous?

[Mr. Mulder]

ive noticed the boards been less back-ally whoreish and tramp like recently and i think tits mcgee hasn't posted for a bit? :eyebrows:

[Mr. Mulder]

not that i care or anything :snooty:

[chalice]

She was hovering about last night, like but she didn't post.

So she's alive. Well, she was last night anyways.

[Mr. Mulder]

Oh, good for her :snooty:

[Squeamous]

:O

Well, I don't know why I bother, really!

Oh yeah, I didn't :eyebrows:

[Squeamous]

She was hovering about last night, like but she didn't post.


I hung around for ages waiting for someone to say something interesting, then I just went to bed :cry:.

[Skweeky]

On the same note; where the hell is JP?

[Barbarossa]

He posts on ben's internetz, but only at night :fear:

[Squeamous]

I recommend garlic for all your JP needs :yup:

[chalice]

He hasn't posted on Benjamin's internets for a few days, like.

I reckon he's on his holidays. He's always going on his holidays seeing as Mrs JP is loaded and likes to enjoy the finer things in life.

[Something Else]

Mrs.JP has probably sent him out to get stuff or something else.

To be fair, he probably tries to post here in the daytime. Then with all the fail of the bored, by nite time he's given up and tried something else. :dry:

[Snee]

She was hovering about last night, like but she didn't post.


I hung around for ages waiting for someone to say something interesting, then I just went to bed :cry:.

But are you alive?

[Squeamous]

I think so, thanks for asking!

[Snee]

I thought you did seem amazingly lifelike.

[Squeamous]

Why thank you!

You don't look so dead yourself :blushing:

[Snee]

One tries.

[Mr. Mulder]

She was hovering about last night, like but she didn't post.


I hung around for ages waiting for someone to say something interesting, then I just went to bed :cry:.
and you didn't invite any of us!1? :cry:

[Squeamous]

There was already someone else in it!

[Mr. Mulder]

benchez!1 :fist:

[Squeamous]

It doesn't count if you can't feel it :snooty:

[Biggles]

It doesn't count if you can't feel it :snooty:

Racist!

:idunno: or something else.

I don't think JP is on his hols because ~I was doing that and I didn't see him.

[Squeamous]

Why, did you nick his plane ticket?

[Biggles]

Why, did you nick his plane ticket?

:snooty:

borrowed actually - there is a difference

[Squeamous]

So how was Thailand?

[Biggles]

Why, did you nick his plane ticket?

:snooty:

borrowed actually - there is a difference

Surprising amount of tapas and paella.

Not that I complained like :dabs:

[Squeamous]

I think you'll find I changed it to Thailand when the comedic value occurred to me :shifty:

[Mr. Mulder]

did ewe see the elephants?

[Biggles]

did ewe see the elephants?

It was SGG that experimented with absinthe, not I :dry:

I saw the Gaudi Cathedral though, which has a similar effect on the mind.

[Mr. Mulder]

it would be awesome to see the elephants in the jungle over there :eyebrows:

[Squeamous]

Oooh, I've seen that! Is the scaffolding off now?

[Biggles]

Oooh, I've seen that! Is the scaffolding off now?

No they are going full tilt at the roof and a big extension thing at the side which has ginormous pillars. It is mighty impressive though.

[Barbarossa]

They'll never finish it :dabs:

[Squeamous]

Their wives need to start threatening to withold sex. That works when my dad's painting the hallway slowly.

[Something Else]

I saw that a few years back. It looked messy, I didn't go in.
Gaudi park was great, they even have an outdoor escalator coz they know it never rains.

[Mr. Mulder]

Their wives need to start threatening to withold sex. That works when my dad's painting the hallway slowly.
and when he's finished you give it to him really good? :unsure:

[frottage]

:O

u want me to sissy slap him for you squeamous

:P