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Squeamous
07-13-2008, 01:23 PM
I was watching the Carry On stuff last night on BBC2...bit depressing actually :(. Anyway, it got me thinking about the nature of homophobia and how men who are tend to get upset about men being homo and not women.

I reckon it's because some men see sex as something a man does to a person for their gratification rather than mutual enjoyment (possibly a power thing?). So, when they come up against a man who likes having sex with other men they feel immediately threatened because it implies they as a man are no longer in a position of power, and they feel emasculated. So, anyone who is homophobic or even 'uncomfortable with gays' must also be shit in bed, sexist, and have an inferiority complex.

Am I right or am I right? :unsure:

JPaul
07-13-2008, 01:26 PM
What does Hermerpherbs mean.

JPaul
07-13-2008, 01:28 PM
Oh, is it like homophobes, with an accent.

Saying it with an accent like, not the homophobe having an accent.

Squeamous
07-13-2008, 01:28 PM
Sorry, whenever I hear the word 'homophobe' in my head it comes out in a Geordie accent :dry:. I blame Viz.

JPaul
07-13-2008, 01:30 PM
I think it's telling that the phrase is "make love to a woman" and not "make love with a woman".

Shut it Peabody.

Squeamous
07-13-2008, 01:31 PM
Good point :O

JPaul
07-13-2008, 01:35 PM
Good point :O

I know, surprising isn't it.

I find that if you type enough words you make a good point occasionally, by accident.

It's kind of like a monkeys / typewriter thing.

JPaul
07-13-2008, 01:37 PM
Would a woman say that her husband had made love to her.

Anyway I think that's changing (changed) woman are more likely to speak in the active sense nowadays. Younger ones like.

Mr. Mulder
07-13-2008, 02:39 PM
i hate their stupid lisps and how dramatic and over the top they are, what they need is a good beer and a steak. i think that would sort them out.

Something Else
07-13-2008, 02:41 PM
There's a 'fucking homophobe' on the other internets. True story.

JPaul
07-13-2008, 02:49 PM
There's a few but you don't notice them amongst the racists and misogynists.

Mr. Mulder
07-13-2008, 03:11 PM
im no misogynists but i'll have a look.

Squeamous
07-13-2008, 03:35 PM
Would a woman say that her husband had made love to her.

Anyway I think that's changing (changed) woman are more likely to speak in the active sense nowadays. Younger ones like.

Now this is spooky....that's twice you've made sense in one thread :huh:. Monkeys 0:JPaul 1

Something Else
07-13-2008, 03:37 PM
I think it's common for both sexes to say that they had made love to their partner. Most people see from their own point of view.

JPaul
07-13-2008, 03:41 PM
Would a woman say that her husband had made love to her.

Anyway I think that's changing (changed) woman are more likely to speak in the active sense nowadays. Younger ones like.

Now this is spooky....that's twice you've made sense in one thread :huh:. Monkeys 0:JPaul 1

I should probably log off while the going is good.

Which reminds me, a bloke said this the other day "I'm going for a shite, I need to log-off". We were larfing hard and he was all like "What, what did I say". True story.

Squeamous
07-13-2008, 03:43 PM
I usually say 'had it away with', 'had some', 'had a shag' etc. I only usually say 'fucked' or similar if he didn't really want to but figured it was easier than fighting me off :emo:

Squeamous
07-13-2008, 03:44 PM
I should probably log off while the going is good.

Which reminds me, a bloke said this the other day "I'm going for a shite, I need to log-off". We were larfing hard and he was all like "What, what did I say". True story.

Accountants suck :yup:

Something Else
07-13-2008, 03:44 PM
I only usually say 'fucked' or similar if he didn't really want to but figured it was easier than fighting me off :emo:


That would be 'raped' Shirley.

Squeamous
07-13-2008, 03:45 PM
You make it sound so unromantic :rolleyes:

JPaul
07-13-2008, 03:47 PM
I should probably log off while the going is good.

Which reminds me, a bloke said this the other day "I'm going for a shite, I need to log-off". We were larfing hard and he was all like "What, what did I say". True story.

Accountants suck :yup:

:rod: off

Proper Bo
07-13-2008, 03:47 PM
Sorry, whenever I hear the word 'homophobe' in my head it comes out in a Geordie accent :dry:. I blame Viz.

that'd be hur-muuuurphurb, like.

they divven't like heemasex's, like

Squeamous
07-13-2008, 03:52 PM
Never mind, that accent > homos anyway :wub:

Proper Bo
07-13-2008, 03:55 PM
No thanks, i'm taken.

Squeamous
07-13-2008, 03:56 PM
I was under the impression there was more than one of you :cry:

Proper Bo
07-13-2008, 03:58 PM
No, I'm the only geordie, ever. Those "geordies" you see on the tellybox and stuff are just actors, I do their voices.

*except that bloke what does big brother, i've no idea what his accent's meant to be

Something Else
07-13-2008, 04:00 PM
Wot. Even Alan Shearer. :O

Squeamous
07-13-2008, 04:09 PM
I had no idea you were so exclusive! So I guess you're pretty expensive huh? Is there a waiting list? :emo:

Proper Bo
07-13-2008, 04:12 PM
Probably. I am pretty orsum.

Squeamous
07-13-2008, 04:21 PM
I hate it when you go into shops and things don't have clearly labelled price tags on :pinch:.

Proper Bo
07-13-2008, 04:22 PM
Not for sale:snooty:

Squeamous
07-13-2008, 04:23 PM
Everyone has their price. How about a kebab?

Proper Bo
07-13-2008, 04:24 PM
I'd gladly eat the kebab while watching the wench kicking yer heid in:smilie4:

JPaul
07-13-2008, 04:27 PM
Everyone has their price. How about a kebab?

Is it badly wrapped.

Proper Bo
07-13-2008, 04:27 PM
Everyone has their price. How about a kebab?

Is it badly wrapped.

I avoided that one, true story.

JPaul
07-13-2008, 04:28 PM
I couldn't resist.

Squeamous
07-13-2008, 04:28 PM
Everyone has their price. How about a kebab?

Is it badly wrapped.

It's got some lettuce falling out :pinch:.

Proper Bo
07-13-2008, 04:29 PM
I couldn't resist.

Are ewe mulder's dad or something else?:unsure:

JPaul
07-13-2008, 04:31 PM
Is it badly wrapped.

It's got some lettuce falling out :pinch:.

You know he's going to post the p word again.

JPaul
07-13-2008, 04:31 PM
I couldn't resist.

Are ewe mulder's dad or something else?:unsure:

Yes :O

Mr. Mulder
07-13-2008, 04:51 PM
Is it badly wrapped.

It's got some lettuce falling out :pinch:.
pics!1 :o

Fromagepas
07-13-2008, 06:30 PM
Sicko.

Squeamous
07-13-2008, 09:38 PM
It's got some lettuce falling out :pinch:.
pics!1 :o

Too late...my OH's eaten it!

Lilmiss
07-14-2008, 12:32 AM
I'd gladly eat the kebab while watching the wench kicking yer heid in:smilie4:

If you break my heart, I'll break yer legs.
I swear I'll make you suffer. :happy: