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100%
07-21-2008, 10:47 PM
Apart from that fact that she is 87 years old
still swims alone in the ocean.
has a lover and has a crush on Tito a local Italian pool boy.
and is basically the most badass cultural granma anyone can have.

She drives backwards like most gta drivers, hence they removed her license.

yesterday
She showed me a small painting she made recently.

A neighbors towel had fallen down onto her garden,

it lay there.
on it was an image of a sailing boat,

she went in and got her little box of painting gear
and sat calmly down and painted her version of fabulous sailing boat with two masts.
She said it felt as if she was stealing it from the owners of the towel.
She wanted to give this painting to one of her 8 sons who loves to sail.

She knows more than life.

Acid_death69
07-21-2008, 10:49 PM
awwww thats nice:)
did you mean to set it out kinda like a poem?

Squeamous
07-21-2008, 11:17 PM
That OP was really poetic.

100%
07-21-2008, 11:19 PM
Her words not mine.
but will try to get a copy of her the mini painting.

Something Else
07-21-2008, 11:49 PM
Your granny is a genius.

I pm'd you my number to pass on. :smilie4:

brotherdoobie
07-22-2008, 02:20 AM
Granny sounds like she has paid attention to life. She knows that the devil is in the details.

Granny rawks.


-bd

Mr. Mulder
07-22-2008, 11:53 AM
But does she have big hooters? :smilie4:

Barbarossa
07-22-2008, 11:57 AM
If she did they'd probably be round her ankles by now :sick:

Mr. Mulder
07-22-2008, 11:58 AM
a pair of shin slappers? :o

Acid_death69
07-22-2008, 11:21 PM
lol drop kick ya own tits :D

100%
02-04-2009, 11:11 PM
But does she have big hooters? :smilie4:


If she did they'd probably be round her ankles by now :sick:


a pair of shin slappers? :o


lol drop kick ya own tits :D

Apologize now.

Snee
02-06-2009, 05:59 PM
Sorry :unsure:

anoneemuse
02-06-2009, 06:38 PM
look below for a bridge :D

100%
02-08-2009, 04:10 PM
Sorry :unsure:

You sacrifice yourself for the sins of others.



http://jesusdebelen.com/calvario.jpg















Wtf is wrong with you? :P

Mr. Mulder
02-08-2009, 05:00 PM
yeah snny, appolajize at once or do something else ....making fun of zed's gran's shin slappers, just wtf were ewe thinking? :snooty:

walkman79
02-18-2009, 12:12 AM
That's great man, enjoy and value the time you have with your granma. I miss them.