will trade my wife for ftn plz!

[dweebo]

I am in vital situation and ftn is the only way out , you see it all started with one download then it spiraled out of control and i ended up here. I dont know where to go! your my only hope! you had me at hello! you complete me! you make me wanna be a better man!

[becomehokage]

Hello o/








Can i pee on that thread? kthxbye :P

[tX]

I'll do it for your husband

[Enlightened]

U are probably Not old enough to shave or drink yet......LOL!!

Let alone "Trade" your wife thru Virtual reality sex!!..is she good looking and kewl?

Need screenshots of her link to her Profile and her Vital "Ratio".No cheaters!!

[becomehokage]

Perv on sight~~~~~~~~~~~ :D

[Gtb]

Are you ready to use middleman? :P

Just in case you are a scammer

[Sweetiepie]

Hell Yeah :), I need a "screenshot" before :lol: I rather take a pretty untouched "account"

[carnage0203]

lol... could be best trade ever... :D

[John1988]

PM me i will take your wife :D LOL

[RedRansom]

what sin she has married with you :wacko: ooh God
http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/8407/gofuckyourselfry0.gif

[becomehokage]

what sin she has married with you :wacko: ooh God
http://hometown.aol.com/tuffgrandma/images/go_fuck_yourself.gif

http://i34.tinypic.com/2ut0lrd.jpg

[NorBis]

Give me more details about your wife plz Perhaps give you more than FTN

[Magnum]

give me more details about your wife plz perhaps give you more than ftn
LOL!Good one!

[ovisan]

If I was you I would give her as a give-away

Traders are not welcomed

[guitarhero]

Wife-box for 2 months :lol: What`s her speed ? Or her horse power ? More details please :). Hope she isn`t banned from any tracker.

[bilkenter]

I am starting to think that some people would do anything to get into ftn.

[mrnobody]

need some detail on your wife before i consider your offer, like height, weight, hair color, bra size etc

[_coder_]

Images are needed of your wife in order for me to process this trade. If you provide me with a HD video then it improves your chances of getting an invite. Middleman is not necessary as long as your wife doesn't t run away after the trade otherwise I will have to bitch slap her.

Have a nice day.

[take5]

Since there are so many noble souls around
I'll offer my mother in law for free

[JROQuinn]

this thread is fail...people try to give wives away, everyday. They're easier to obtain than free air.

[krisil]

if your idea was to entertain FST members then you have succeeded.

[StefanSamara]

this is the most retarded thread ever

[Detale]

This, even as a joke, is absurd

[TrackerDaddy]

this is the most retarded thread ever

+1 You people are very generous..lol

BTW, after ive been a long time member at FTN i can tell you for sure, simple TorrentLeech acc is much more valuable..imo the only one from the "Hi-lvl" Trackers that is worth trying getting into is SCT. if you have both of them then you are fixed, dont make a fool out of yourself for nothing..

[Adama]

grow up

[Cr3aTiV3]

wtf ?

[seppypom]

this thread is useless without pictures