$4.03

[xnugx]

http://i37.tinypic.com/n4f43p.jpg

Gas - $147.43
Food - $98.52
Insurance - $120.00
Car Payment - $150.00

Top quality music, games, movies, applications, packs, unified community, definition of 1337, raging IRC, the sexiest userbase of fellow sharers...
- Priceless


There are some things that torrents just can't buy, but for everything else, there is FTN.

____________________________________________________________________________________________

Dear beautiful FTN,

I will love you, and cherish you all the days of my life... I dream of the day that I can tuck you in and rub my hands down your smooth silhouette at night time.
I will heat up warm milk for you and watch you slowly sip it down in the candlelight. Baby, we will moonbathe together... naked.
Hold my hand as we walk down the beach as your torrents glisten in the sunset. My mouse perspires as I scroll through your pages,
I begin to cry as your family is so accepting and loving... the family that I never had and have always longed for... I love you, will you invite me?

Sincerely Yours,
Andrew

[bilkenter]

At first :cry:






Then :frusty::shutup:

[seppypom]

Now that might actually get Brandon hot!

[IdolEyes787]

If FTN is female she is getting creeped out right now.

[Itachi]

get a job .

[C.H.A.O.S]

brandon is planned for making fast easy money, sells invites and ban whole trees, WTF ?!!! if some1 banned for anything at this time the whole tree go f*cked too, fill and unfill policy :D

[Enlightened]

brandon is planned for making fast easy money, sells invites and ban whole trees, WTF ?!!! if some1 banned for anything at this time the whole tree go f*cked too, fill and unfill policy :D

Could Not understand a word U said here? Use a better Translator next time..........LOL :frusty::frusty::frusty:

[respawn40]

brandon is planned for making fast easy money, sells invites and ban whole trees, WTF ?!!! if some1 banned for anything at this time the whole tree go f*cked too, fill and unfill policy :D

Could Not understand a word U said hee? Use a better Translator next time..........LOL :frusty::frusty::frusty:

:frusty:

[jokzor]

moonbathe naked...? wtf? its just a tracker ffs...

[JROQuinn]

tough shit you're broke eh?

[killercam101]

I don't think FTN will fix your problems..but then again free porn sites did saved JROQuinn's life...

[jokzor]

man, drop torrenting and go work ffs....

[bilkenter]

Or go get rapid, and you will make good use of it...

[xnugx]

moonbathe naked...? wtf? its just a tracker ffs...

Dude.

Jokes = you haven't heard of them.

[dunson]

Hilarious thread.

Plus it is much better than mine...

[Duckater]

http://i37.tinypic.com/n4f43p.jpg

Gas - $147.43
Food - $98.52
Insurance - $120.00
Car Payment - $150.00

Top quality music, games, movies, applications, packs, unified community, definition of 1337, raging IRC, the sexiest userbase of fellow sharers...
- Priceless


There are some things that torrents just can't buy, but for everything else, there is FTN.

____________________________________________________________________________________________

Dear beautiful FTN,

I will love you, and cherish you all the days of my life... I dream of the day that I can tuck you in and rub my hands down your smooth silhouette at night time.
I will heat up warm milk for you and watch you slowly sip it down in the candlelight. Baby, we will moonbathe together... naked.
Hold my hand as we walk down the beach as your torrents glisten in the sunset. My mouse perspires as I scroll through your pages,
I begin to cry as your family is so accepting and loving... the family that I never had and have always longed for... I love you, will you invite me?

Sincerely Yours,
Andrew


No idea how you think that FTN can supply every thing that other torrent sites cannot supply

But it is an interesting way to request a site also leaves you open to all sorts of comments especial as you trying to show ya self as being financially poor. Already one post saying get a job please be prepaired for more comments like that.
People should think more about what they post to avoid comments bashing way they want to get into ftn :)

[pone44]

It is more about trust,helping members here if you even hope for a good invite. not making up a thread that is not funny. I do not see the reason why you are telling us this? Yeah get a job... :) Will be good for you. This req is kind of desperate-pathetic, sorry.lol

[xnugx]

Hilarious thread.

Plus it is much better than mine...

Thanks dude :D We would get along.


No idea how you think that FTN can supply every thing that other torrent sites cannot supply

But it is an interesting way to request a site also leaves you open to all sorts of comments especial as you trying to show ya self as being financially poor. Already one post saying get a job please be prepaired for more comments like that.
People should think more about what they post to avoid comments bashing way they want to get into ftn :)Other torrent sites don't have: unified community, definition of 1337, raging IRC, the sexiest userbase of fellow sharers... Which is why I made sure to include those characteristics.


not making up a thread that is not funny. I do not see the reason why you are telling us this? Yeah get a job... :) Will be good for you. This req is kind of desperate-pathetic, sorry.lol

For those devoid of humor and full of cynicism, I do have a job; I just took this snapshot last month when transitioning between jobs. I'm still not too well-off, hence why I torrent. Give me a break, if all of you were so keen on paying for things, why would you 1) be here, and 2) be so defensive that I not get in somewhere I'm sure 95% of people on FST want to be. Sorry, but sharing, conversing,and torrenting are the reason we are all here.

Here you go Pone, I'll redo my req for you like all the other ones - "oMG FTN iz mai Dreem PLS give me have thx i knt spk englysh." Maybe that's funny.

[Brandon]

lol, made me laugh. At least you were creative :)

[Mr.sharer]

i lol'ed
quality request thread

[JROQuinn]

I don't think FTN will fix your problems..but then again free porn sites did saved JROQuinn's life...

tis true my friend, tis true :)

[xnugx]

lol, made me laugh. At least you were creative :)
From the man himself! Thanks dude, hope to enjoy what you've made someday.


i lol'ed
quality request thread
Perhaps a generous fellow will agree once invites come back ;D

For now it looks like I'll just have to bump this when the time is right! :) Appreciate the positive comments guys, it's a cold world out there...
Perhaps I'll be warm with you soon in the cozy FTN house; where people aren't afraid to snuggle.

[goodboss]

Now that might actually get Brandon hot!


yes it's righ :P

[kamuran]

http://i37.tinypic.com/n4f43p.jpg

Gas - $147.43
Food - $98.52
Insurance - $120.00
Car Payment - $150.00

Top quality music, games, movies, applications, packs, unified community, definition of 1337, raging IRC, the sexiest userbase of fellow sharers...
- Priceless


There are some things that torrents just can't buy, but for everything else, there is FTN.

____________________________________________________________________________________________

Dear beautiful FTN,

I will love you, and cherish you all the days of my life... I dream of the day that I can tuck you in and rub my hands down your smooth silhouette at night time.
I will heat up warm milk for you and watch you slowly sip it down in the candlelight. Baby, we will moonbathe together... naked.
Hold my hand as we walk down the beach as your torrents glisten in the sunset. My mouse perspires as I scroll through your pages,
I begin to cry as your family is so accepting and loving... the family that I never had and have always longed for... I love you, will you invite me?

Sincerely Yours,
Andrew


lol, made me laugh. At least you were creative :)

man this guy really loves FTN,may be you can help him

[djkamikaze]

1) get a job.
2) move out of mom & dad's house.

[DKre8ive1]

Yep it made laugh and yes very creative post even the title was excellent and original.

Kudos to you.

[aysomc]

oh snap, maybe you should have asked for fsc...

[The Flying Cow]

A very impressive request OP.

If I had had an invite it would certainly have gone to you, no question.


-Sherman :cowboy:

[DikTation]

HAHA nice! very funny

[mrnobody]

dunno what was all the whining in previous pages.

unlike other request, this one is longer than 2 lines and does not include 'ftn is my dream' lol

it wasn't boring. actually, i had smile on my face...twice

plus, was kinda creative.

gl.

[xnugx]

oh snap, maybe you should have asked for fsc...
I do have eventual plans for that... but I know that one thing at a time is the only thing that works around here.
Being a collector = fail. My only 2 requests are gonna be both those communities: str8 leet pwnin'.


A very impressive request OP.

If I had had an invite it would certainly have gone to you, no question.


-Sherman :cowboy:
Thanks man!
I'm pretty bummed about the invites being revoked, bad timing because I think I could have actually joined up!
But ohhh am I ready to bump this when the time is right...
Whenever they do come back, don't forget me Sherman! :cool:
The wait is on...

[Spooky]

:lol:
LMAO!! I don't know what is better, your origional post or your posts to some of these responses!!

You have officially made my day! Thank You!

[xnugx]

:lol:
LMAO!! I don't know what is better, your origional post or your posts to some of these responses!!

You have officially made my day! Thank You!

Thanks brother, word up to you and your kin.
Least some people get stoked off a non "my dreem!" thread.

[xnugx]

The time is ripe... Bizzump

[integral]

Everyone bumping their threads now.. :P

Well good luck to you as well, and just as a side note, bilkenter in your sig is :sick:

[respawn40]

Everyone bumping their threads now.. :P

Well good luck to you as well, and just as a side note, bilkenter in your sig is :sick:

Sarcasm is cool though.

[yevgeny]

good luck mate (have a free bump from me.)

[xnugx]

good luck mate (have a free bump from me.)

Free always tastes better ;)

[hitman51]

You guys haven't heard? U can download money from FTN!

[xnugx]

You guys haven't heard? U can download money from FTN!

Haha people would have such a bad ratio...

[xnugx]

lolsup?

[xnugx]

edit: server double posted me

[xnugx]

All you guys from pages 2-3, I love you. Make me feel good again?

[xnugx]

plz hai? <3

[punjabimunda]

is that you kevin?

[X]

My mouse perspires as I scroll through your pages,

speechless...

[xnugx]

are you inviteless too man?

[X]

are you inviteless too man?

nah... forgot to put the quotes...

c u around

x

[xnugx]

are you inviteless too man?

nah... forgot to put the quotes...

c u around

x

Inviteless, as in, you not having one for me. I remember what I wrote. Here, I'll invite you to this tracker (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke).

[xnugx]

Okay, I hereby wait patiently
*plays starcraft*

[yakz091]

it reminds me off the mastercard advertisement.....
well i have to give credit for u for remembering that old ad and modifying it to request ftn (for everything else there is mastercard)
good work....

actually it is a free bump from me.

[xnugx]

...bump

[solxp]

too funny (my free bump....)

[xnugx]

too funny (my free bump....)

Thanks dude ;D

[t0mmy]

nice request, comical and original.

[toti]

good luck to you mate

[yevgeny]

watch your torrents glisten in the sunset that still cracks me up, i reckon anyone with half a heart should invite you after that kind of er sincere request.

[xnugx]

watch your torrents glisten in the sunset that still cracks me up, i reckon anyone with half a heart should invite you after that kind of er sincere request.

I second this notion, sir.

[xnugx]

back from the grave!
seems like a good time: bump!

[Albo Da Kid]

o nooo he didnt. o nooo he didnt.

good luck.

[danio]

have you found a job yet? :O

[Albo Da Kid]

have you found a job yet? :O

That's a rhetorical question lol. He's still asking for ftn isn't he?

[Aapt]

//

[xnugx]

have you found a job yet? :O

Haha yeah :P
I had the same job at the time of this post too, just at that moment I was as broke as Compton and bought a new suspension for my car. Those expenses I listed were actually straight out of my statement, just a fun tidbit.

Lot of compliments and "good luck"'s here, let's see what happens ;)

[nbo]

wow, i knew this tile looked familiar...
there should be a rule against bumping threads more than a month old...:~

[Detale]

Well I think we can let this thread go already a bump every few months isn't funny it's just annoying :dabs: