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Squeamous
08-01-2008, 05:09 PM
I bought my OH a top on Ebay and it arrived today, stinking of fag smoke, 3 weeks late.

He reckons I should e-mail the seller asking for compensation because unfortunately he has contracted cancer through passive smoking while trying it on.

Do you think it'll hold up in a court of law? :unsure:
CrabGirl
08-01-2008, 05:13 PM
Yik. Give him really really bad feedback and prevent him from selling anything ever again.
Squeamous
08-01-2008, 05:14 PM
I just checked, she (dirty cow) has deregistered herself :dry:

I've just noticed the tide mark on the collar and stain on the front too.

/bin
Skiz
08-01-2008, 05:26 PM
He shipped a dirty, unwashed shirt? :lol:
Squeamous
08-01-2008, 05:30 PM
I feel owned :cry:
Something Else
08-01-2008, 05:34 PM
I suggest applying a launderette or wife before use.
Alien5
08-01-2008, 06:00 PM
Write FST on it, Burn it in the garden and post pics :w00t:
Alien5
08-01-2008, 06:01 PM
oops :huh:
Squeamous
08-01-2008, 06:52 PM
I suggest applying a launderette or wife before use.

I've just applied the wife to the mini washer, but he reckons the tee has overpowered the Daz and it's had 3 cycles :(. I'm going to the launderette tomorrow, see if I can blitz the fucker. I have Febreze and I'm not afraid to use it :fist:.
Squeamous
08-01-2008, 06:53 PM
Write FST on it, Burn it in the garden and post pics :w00t:

Garden :glag:
Sextent
08-01-2008, 06:56 PM
I read that thread title as Scary Cunt.

Just realised it isn't
Squeamous
08-01-2008, 07:03 PM
Sorry to disappoint :mellow:
Sextent
08-01-2008, 07:19 PM
It was a bit of a let down.

I was quite looking forward to a thread about a scary cunt.
Something Else
08-01-2008, 07:40 PM
Write FST on it, Burn it in the garden and post pics :w00t:

Or give it a blade and a bathroom to play with. Then post the pics on deviant art. :smilie4:
Squeamous
08-01-2008, 09:38 PM
It was a bit of a let down.

I was quite looking forward to a thread about a scary cunt.

Speaking of which, Teeth is coming out soon :fear:
Something Else
08-01-2008, 09:48 PM
Teeth has been out a while now. :eyebrows:
The Flying Cow
08-01-2008, 10:04 PM
She means in Squeamylandia.


-Sherman
brotherdoobie
08-01-2008, 10:36 PM
She means in Squeamylandia.


-Sherman

They just got Google there - yesterday.



-bd :O
Squeamous
08-02-2008, 11:42 AM
Bastards :snooty:
Sextent
08-02-2008, 08:46 PM
Bastards :snooty:

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