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Squeamous
08-02-2008, 11:28 PM
I think I might have another little glass of wine before bed :happy:.

Mr JP Fugley
08-02-2008, 11:30 PM
Fuck it, I think I'll have a pint.

Something Else
08-02-2008, 11:30 PM
Tea for me then. :sadwalk:

Squeamous
08-02-2008, 11:31 PM
Hahahaha...you're poor :happy:

If it's any consolation I just realised my OH drank the last of the wine, the fucking old alcoholic.

Warm beer it is then :(

Squeamous
08-02-2008, 11:32 PM
No! Sherry! I have cooking sherry that he doesn't know about!

Mr JP Fugley
08-02-2008, 11:33 PM
What does "The last of the wine" mean.

Get some from the cellar.

Squeamous
08-02-2008, 11:35 PM
The offie downstairs is shut :cry:

Mr JP Fugley
08-02-2008, 11:38 PM
The offie downstairs is shut :cry:

I'm sure you have a point.

I'm a loss to imagine what it is.

Biggles
08-02-2008, 11:39 PM
I was supposed to be out last night but I left early after only a couple of drinks :( I felt crap and when I went to the toilet in the pub for a pee I thought I was passing blood :fear:

On way home on the train it occurred to me that I starting feeling pretty crap not long after eating a trendy sandwich at lunchtime "raw grated beetroot, spinach, ginger and cream cheese". It felt like a lead weight in my stomach. It dawned on me it wasn't blood, it was fecking beetroot :angry: I was peeing purple!

chalice
08-02-2008, 11:40 PM
I was supposed to be out last night but I left early after only a couple of drinks :( I felt crap and when I went to the toilet in the pub for a pee I thought I was passing blood :fear:

On way home on the train it occurred to me that I starting feeling pretty crap not long after eating a trendy sandwich at lunchtime "raw grated beetroot, spinach, ginger and cream cheese". It felt like a lead weight in my stomach. It dawned on me it wasn't blood, it was fecking beetroot :angry: I was peeing purple!

Les, I have never pished purple, despite beetroot.

That is wrong.

Get it sorted.

Squeamous
08-02-2008, 11:41 PM
I'm sure you have a point.

I'm a loss to imagine what it is.

I don't understand. You're either at a loss, or you are a loss. Which is it? :huh:

Squeamous
08-02-2008, 11:43 PM
I was supposed to be out last night but I left early after only a couple of drinks :( I felt crap and when I went to the toilet in the pub for a pee I thought I was passing blood :fear:

On way home on the train it occurred to me that I starting feeling pretty crap not long after eating a trendy sandwich at lunchtime "raw grated beetroot, spinach, ginger and cream cheese". It felt like a lead weight in my stomach. It dawned on me it wasn't blood, it was fecking beetroot :angry: I was peeing purple!

Don't listen to Chalice, he's got dangleberries the size of grapefruit.

Once again, beetroot ruins a perfectly fine night out :console:.

Mr JP Fugley
08-02-2008, 11:43 PM
Indeed.

What the fuck is a raw grated beetroot, spinach, ginger and cream cheese sandwich.

That's mad talk.

In other news, it might be a good idea to see a Doctor if you are pissing blood.

Mr JP Fugley
08-02-2008, 11:45 PM
I'm sure you have a point.

I'm a loss to imagine what it is.

I don't understand. You're either at a loss, or you are a loss. Which is it? :huh:

"The offie downstairs"

Something Else
08-02-2008, 11:47 PM
As opposed to the wine cellar.

Squeamous
08-02-2008, 11:48 PM
We can't all have rambling rain-sodden piles in the arse end of nowhere :snooty:.

Mr JP Fugley
08-02-2008, 11:52 PM
We can't all have rambling rain-sodden piles in the arse end of nowhere :snooty:.

Indeed, where would the natural order of things be if we could.

I did notice how you included the words "piles" and "arse" in that post. It was rather good.

Cross thread reference ftw.

Biggles
08-02-2008, 11:53 PM
Indeed.

What the fuck is a raw grated beetroot, spinach, ginger and cream cheese sandwich.

That's mad talk.

In other news, it might be a good idea to see a Doctor if you are pissing blood.

Seem to be OK today. The lighting in the pub cludge was a bit weird and blue :unsure: and I was a tad alarmed but later in better light I realised it was purple pee not red. It was a Boots meal deal. I won't be having that again. :sick:

Squeamous
08-02-2008, 11:56 PM
Indeed, where would the natural order of things be if we could.

I did notice how you included the words "piles" and "arse" in that post. It was rather good.

Cross thread reference ftw.

It wasn't conscious :pinch:

Biggles
08-02-2008, 11:58 PM
Indeed, where would the natural order of things be if we could.

I did notice how you included the words "piles" and "arse" in that post. It was rather good.

Cross thread reference ftw.

It wasn't conscious :pinch:

Which is all the more worrying :shifty:

Squeamous
08-03-2008, 12:02 AM
The threads are becoming blurred :unsure:

Biggles
08-03-2008, 12:04 AM
The threads are becoming blurred :unsure:

I think it has something to do with the Mayan calendar and the alignment of the planets.

Something Else
08-03-2008, 12:05 AM
More tea I think. Maybe cawfee. Bob style. :happy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcO9ECb8Ir0

Squeamous
08-03-2008, 12:05 AM
Pagan :snooty:

Something Else
08-03-2008, 12:06 AM
Pagan :snooty:

:O

Another thing that my missus is.

Squeamous
08-03-2008, 12:09 AM
It'll be Autumn soon :happy:. I've decided I quite like Paganism even though I don't quite know what it involves :unsure:.

Something Else
08-03-2008, 12:10 AM
Clebration of nature mostly. According to my wench. Perhaps a wee bit of mentalism too. Maybe that's just her. :dry:

Squeamous
08-03-2008, 12:13 AM
I read that as 'menstruation' :pinch: I suppose that's kind of Pagan :unsure:

Something Else
08-03-2008, 12:14 AM
Depends if you leak it sacrificially I suppose.

Squeamous
08-03-2008, 12:15 AM
Biggles lights candles to mark the seasons....does she do that? What about dancing naked around stone henge? :unsure:

Something Else
08-03-2008, 12:17 AM
Biggles lights candles to mark the seasons....does she do that?

Yarp.



What about dancing naked around stone henge? :unsure:

No but I met a naked librarian from Hertfordshire that was doing that. That was fine, it was when she started grinding on them that my mate and I decided to go around collecting change and claiming it was our mum.

Squeamous
08-03-2008, 12:19 AM
Shameless opportunist! :O

You know what Pagans are like, especially women. Everything's a fertility symbol :rolleyes:

Biggles
08-03-2008, 12:22 AM
If you do the dancing naked thing check for thistles, nettles and midges. Simple checks that can be difference between smiles and tears.

Something Else
08-03-2008, 12:27 AM
Sound advice. Is that from experience. :unsure:

Squeamous
08-03-2008, 12:29 AM
'Dancing' eh? :shifty:

Something Else
08-03-2008, 12:31 AM
If you do the dancing naked thing check for thistles, nettles and midges. Simple checks that can be difference between smiles and tears.

Does that apply to kilted dancing too.

Biggles
08-03-2008, 12:37 AM
Observation - I don't think they saw me in the bushes :naughty: