The Flying Cow
08-04-2008, 07:49 PM
This here fred offers you a once-in-a-lifetime chance to see inside the Wille Wonka's chocolate factory of cognition. The Taj Mahal of noesis.
Are you currently seeking knowledge like one yearns for a sip from the milk of the Philosopher's Stone's teat?
Then apply thus forth.
This invitation ticket is for free access to the single bestest site for that on the bittorrant intrawebs.
You can find every fucking documentary and book/article/magazine/newspaper/et al there is. Not every, but pretty close, like.
Do you want to get inside this invite-only party?
1) Why the fuck should I even look at you
2) How are you doing on your current best sites? Illustratively, like.
3) No, I don't warm to crooks and swindlers. You fucks made yon Tellie site shut down my country's IP. Coonts. GTFO.
4) I reserve the right to shut you up. If you want to know who got the ticket, I won't bloody tell you. I also reserve the right to invite none of you, if all I see is shite. You better believe this last part.
If you still haven't figured out what site this is, then you don't need to be there anywey. Goodbye.
Are you currently seeking knowledge like one yearns for a sip from the milk of the Philosopher's Stone's teat?
Then apply thus forth.
This invitation ticket is for free access to the single bestest site for that on the bittorrant intrawebs.
You can find every fucking documentary and book/article/magazine/newspaper/et al there is. Not every, but pretty close, like.
Do you want to get inside this invite-only party?
1) Why the fuck should I even look at you
2) How are you doing on your current best sites? Illustratively, like.
3) No, I don't warm to crooks and swindlers. You fucks made yon Tellie site shut down my country's IP. Coonts. GTFO.
4) I reserve the right to shut you up. If you want to know who got the ticket, I won't bloody tell you. I also reserve the right to invite none of you, if all I see is shite. You better believe this last part.
If you still haven't figured out what site this is, then you don't need to be there anywey. Goodbye.