View Full Version : Beard or no face fungus?
The Flying Cow
08-05-2008, 05:47 PM
Survey to analyse the percentile of beard wearers amidst us.
http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn52/TorrentialOutpour/Eucken-im-Alter.png
1) Yes, I like me bearde. It's long and fluffy. I keep food bits inside for when I face harsh times.
2) Nay! Always shaved the shite off every single morn. Donnay even keep the stubby shite.
3) Stubble beard FTW. I don't like when it grows too big though. Cannay be ersed to shave it off with a razor either.
4) Goatee. I'm a wannebe-hoodlum, so there.
5) Other obscure tribal pattern. Please elaborate.
Acid_death69
08-05-2008, 05:54 PM
why didnt you make a poll for this instad of people just writing down the answer?
but anyways im probably 3 and 4:D but i aint a hoodlum nor a wannebe either :ermm:
Poll added.
Short beard ftw.
I lost a bet a few years back though and had to go all Magnum PI for a month. :schnauz:
Acid_death69
08-05-2008, 06:03 PM
ive gone for stubble beard :D
The Flying Cow
08-05-2008, 06:05 PM
Short beard means stubble Daniel.
Magnum PI, Skee?
As in, Jeebus-like?
Oh, the moustatz?
Squeamous
08-05-2008, 06:41 PM
Oi! I already did one of these a few months back :snooty:
Acid_death69
08-05-2008, 06:46 PM
didnt count cos i never posted in it lol, i'll go deflate my head now
Something Else
08-05-2008, 07:39 PM
Which cunt deleted my posts Skizo.
This is a new fred. :sneaky:
Something Else
08-05-2008, 07:48 PM
Ewe sneaky bar steward. :O
I noticed your post was ported over succesfully. How very, fucking convenient. :snooty:
That's a new post as well. :huh:
ffs, get with the program.
Something Else
08-05-2008, 07:55 PM
Rod off, Stewart.
Something Else
08-05-2008, 08:00 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/PBdude/Stevie_Ray_Vaughan.jpg
:01:
I've just listen to tin pan alley twice consecutively. :happy:
Something Else
08-05-2008, 08:04 PM
I've just listen to tin pan alley twice consecutively. :happy:
You listen to it four times. :blink:
How often.
No, you twerp.
Back to back. One after another. Consecutively. Twice.
The Flying Cow
08-05-2008, 10:00 PM
Somebody selected the obscure tribal arrangement, yet no comment to that effect was produced.
:huh:
Maybe it was just a Joe Dirt sort of fella who wishes to remain anonymous. Can't say that I blame benchez him.
Something Else
08-05-2008, 10:04 PM
:lol:
I didn't vote because my last votes were so callously disregarded. :snooty:
Something Else
08-05-2008, 10:05 PM
It was that zaa cunt.
LaPistola
08-05-2008, 10:06 PM
most likely zaa he is an ass clown
It was that zaa cunt.
Now known as "WarrenBuffet".
Something Else
08-05-2008, 10:51 PM
Why do you keep letting her change her name. :unsure:
So she can sell more invites I presume.
WarrenBuffet
08-06-2008, 01:13 AM
i'm a faggot and want to put my wang in a lion, that why i have him as my avatar.
o rly?
Detale
08-06-2008, 04:26 AM
IM THE ONLY BEARDED ONE!? Come on now guys lets do a global beard growing contest No shaving for 6 months or so posting pics every week to show the progress. I have to warn you ATM my current facial stylings look alot like Leonidas in the 300 without the mustache
http://blog.lib.umn.edu/decke131/architecture/300.jpg
God damn I AM a sexy man :P
Why do you keep letting her change her name. :unsure:
So she can sell more invites I presume.
rossco keeps doing it. He and reality are the only ones who can do name changes. :unsure:
Detale
08-06-2008, 04:30 AM
an asshole by any other name...
I can't grow mine any more due to work regulations. :(
Something Else
08-06-2008, 05:38 AM
I can't grow mine any more due to work regulations. :(
Are you a guard in a concentration camp or something else. :unsure:
Squeamous
08-06-2008, 10:32 AM
Does it tickle your boss's sphincter? :O
The Flying Cow
08-06-2008, 10:33 AM
There should be a tally of how many times Squeam's said 'sphincter' in her last 20 odd posts.
:happy:
Acid_death69
08-06-2008, 10:34 AM
Does it tickle your boss's sphincter? :O
lmao:lol::lol::lol:
Squeamous
08-06-2008, 10:42 AM
There should be a tally of how many times Squeam's said 'sphincter' in her last 20 odd posts.
:happy:
I'm beginning to see that accusations of an anal fixation from another board might have some truth in them :dry:
The Flying Cow
08-06-2008, 10:53 AM
Just ask yer OH for some, like.
I'm sure he'll collaborate.
Squeamous
08-06-2008, 11:17 AM
Exit rather than entry :O
The Flying Cow
08-06-2008, 11:28 AM
Obviousement.
He's not :ghey: I presume.
Squeamous
08-06-2008, 11:33 AM
Not yet, give me a chance :unsure:
Acid_death69
08-06-2008, 11:50 AM
lol you wanna change your OH?
The Flying Cow
08-06-2008, 11:52 AM
She's nuts is what she is. I blame the excess wine.
And cheese.
Acid_death69
08-06-2008, 11:56 AM
lol dam that cheese, im suprised sher doesnt have bad nightmares
clocker
08-06-2008, 12:04 PM
I don't get "stubble" beards...either you shave or you don't, make up your fuckin mind.
I've had a mustache forever and grew a beard last winter.
Tried a goatee this spring but it was too much work, so now it's growing back out.
Since there is a healthy amount of gray in it, the beard is really enhancing my crotchety old fart persona- "Hey you kids, get off my bloody lawn!"- which is the role I was born to play.
Now, if I could just manage some Andy Rooney eyebrows, I'd be set.
Does it tickle your boss's sphincter? :O
Perhaps. I've never asked her though. :shifty:
thewizeard
08-06-2008, 05:57 PM
Ewe sneaky bar steward. :O
I noticed your post was ported over succesfully. How very, fucking convenient. :snooty:
:O Skizo otherwise known as " Osama Bin Loaded" is also renowned for his thrust towards world hegemony in cohorts with the Illuminati ..so there is a major chance he is behind this conspiracy too, benchez :ermm:
Something Else
08-06-2008, 06:03 PM
He sent me this PM. :fear:
http://www.kimchy.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/drevil.jpg
Squeamous
08-06-2008, 08:59 PM
She's nuts is what she is. I blame the excess wine.
And cheese.
:snooty:
Acid_death69
08-06-2008, 09:00 PM
do you likes your wine and cheese Squeem?
The Flying Cow
08-06-2008, 09:01 PM
She's nuts for that stuff.
'Ey, Squeam? :P
Hoi, wizeard, have you switched to Soulseek NS yet?
Squeamous
08-06-2008, 09:10 PM
I do quite like a cheeseboard and a glass of port, yes :happy:
Biggles
08-06-2008, 09:21 PM
Hey! I appear to be a wannabe hoodlum :dabs:
Acid_death69
08-06-2008, 09:23 PM
lol eeeeeeeeeee i bet you go terrorising peoples houses and old ladies
Squeamous
08-06-2008, 09:24 PM
What are you talking about? He is an old lady!
Biggles
08-06-2008, 09:26 PM
What are you talking about? He is an old lady!
:snooty: Hair has no respect for gender.
Squeamous
08-06-2008, 09:29 PM
I think you look rather fetching in a d'Artagnan sort of a way :smilie4:
Acid_death69
08-06-2008, 09:29 PM
:snooty: Hair has no respect for gender.
lmao
Biggles
08-06-2008, 09:32 PM
I think you look rather fetching in a d'Artagnan sort of a way :smilie4:
That is very kind - it has gone very white of late though :ermm:
chalice
08-06-2008, 09:37 PM
I think you look rather fetching in a d'Artagnan sort of a way :smilie4:
That is very kind - it has gone very white of late though :ermm:
Racist.
Biggles
08-06-2008, 09:40 PM
That is very kind - it has gone very white of late though :ermm:
Racist.
:unsure: I could get Just for Men and a toothbrush.
chalice
08-06-2008, 09:41 PM
Racist.
:unsure: I could get Just for Men and a toothbrush.
Homophobe.
Squeamous
08-06-2008, 09:42 PM
That is very kind - it has gone very white of late though :ermm:
I still think you're a greying love god :smilie4:
Biggles
08-06-2008, 09:51 PM
That is very kind - it has gone very white of late though :ermm:
I still think you're a greying love god :smilie4:
:blushing:
Squeamous
08-06-2008, 09:53 PM
But then I do fancy William Hague :pinch:
Biggles
08-06-2008, 09:55 PM
But then I do fancy William Hague :pinch:
:pinch:
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