I want to be like this when I'm 90!

[CrabGirl]

http://www.thisisplymouth.co.uk/news/Bare-truth-90-year-old-s-thong-fantasy/article-258650-detail/article.html

[Something Else]

You could be like that now, but would it be to your credit. :unsure:

[Mr JP Fugley]

I'm not looking at that, there may be phoaties

[Squeamous]

http://www.thisisplymouth.co.uk/news/Bare-truth-90-year-old-s-thong-fantasy/article-258650-detail/article.html

I read that this morning and thought of you!

[CrabGirl]

Really! Fab. My work is done.

:glag:

[Squeamous]

Apparently on a similar scheme one old lady asked for a carousel ride, and it took four helpers to get her on it :lol:

[CrabGirl]

I'd insist on a weekly massage from a strapping georgous young lad, and plenty of young men visitors to Dirty Aunty.

[Skweeky]

It's funny how, when you get old people stop referring to you by name.
Instead you become 'Gran', or 'Dirty Aunty'

[Squeamous]

Or MILF, if you're lucky :yup:

[Skweeky]

One can only dream :yes:

[Something Else]

GILF maybe isn't so appealing. :unsure:

[puckface]

ummmm.... no

[Squeamous]

Tell that to Wayne Rooney :sneaky: