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fugley
08-20-2003, 07:19 PM
JP forced me at wit-point to buy one! I just want to find out what kind of dullness he's forced me in to!

Exactly how w*nk have I become???
fugley
08-20-2003, 07:28 PM
Originally posted by fugley@20 August 2003 - 19:19
JP forced me at wit-point to buy one! I just want to find out what kind of dullness he's forced me in to!

Exactly how w*nk have I become???
Sh*t that dull huh! :blink:
Proper Bo
08-20-2003, 07:29 PM
this dull:





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fugley
08-20-2003, 07:30 PM
Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@20 August 2003 - 19:29
this dull:





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Was really startin to think you was me mate wot with urinal cake deal advice and stuff!! :blink:
bigboab
08-20-2003, 07:42 PM
Focus? What all of us? :P
J'Pol
08-20-2003, 07:42 PM
Read this fugley the truth is out there. (http://www.klboard.ath.cx/index.php?showtopic=59384&hl=focus)

:P :P :P :P :P
fugley
08-20-2003, 07:49 PM
Originally posted by JPaul@20 August 2003 - 19:42
Read this fugley the truth is out there. (http://www.klboard.ath.cx/index.php?showtopic=59384&hl=focus)

:P :P :P :P :P
Someone has clearly tampered with the board!!! Maybe it's a worm or somat!!!

I will phone Bill Gates immediately! :ph34r:
fugley
08-20-2003, 07:50 PM
Originally posted by fugley+20 August 2003 - 19:49--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (fugley @ 20 August 2003 - 19:49)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JPaul@20 August 2003 - 19:42
Read this fugley the truth is out there. (http://www.klboard.ath.cx/index.php?showtopic=59384&hl=focus)

:P&nbsp; :P&nbsp; :P&nbsp; :P&nbsp; :P
Someone has clearly tampered with the board&#33;&#33;&#33; Maybe it&#39;s a worm or somat&#33;&#33;&#33;

I will phone Bill Gates immediately&#33; :ph34r: [/b][/quote]
He drives a Focus Ghia Estate you know&#33; :blink:
3rd gen noob
08-20-2003, 08:05 PM
what kind of focus did you eventually go for?
i.e. what engine and what configuration?

the focus is a very good car actually, and depending on what spec, it shouldn&#39;t be too dull

:P

p.s. sorry for being serious in the lounge

edit: Bill gates actually has a McLaren F1, that&#39;s the only reason i feel a little bit of compassion for the prick
Proper Bo
08-20-2003, 08:08 PM
fugley, i was helping you but the fact that you have a focus and no urnial cake well, you got screwed&#33; :P
Bernardattic
08-20-2003, 08:08 PM
http://www.ivygroup.com/images/focus/focus_r4_c2.jpg
The focus is a tiny pile of toss
fugley
08-20-2003, 08:10 PM
Originally posted by Bernardattic@20 August 2003 - 20:08
http://www.ivygroup.com/images/focus/focus_r4_c2.jpg
The focus is a tiny pile of toss
:blink:
fugley
08-20-2003, 08:12 PM
Originally posted by 3rd gen noob@20 August 2003 - 20:05
what kind of focus did you eventually go for?
i.e. what engine and what configuration?

the focus is a very good car actually, and depending on what spec, it shouldn&#39;t be too dull

:P

p.s. sorry for being serious in the lounge

edit: Bill gates actually has a McLaren F1, that&#39;s the only reason i feel a little bit of compassion for the prick
Not sure - how do I tell? It&#39;s metallic puce if that helps?? :blink:
3rd gen noob
08-20-2003, 08:15 PM
Originally posted by fugley@20 August 2003 - 21:12
Not sure - how do I tell? It&#39;s metallic puce if that helps?? :blink:
what engine has it got?
i.e. 1.6 petrol, 1.9 diesel 2.0 turbo etc...

and how many doors? like a 3 door hatchback or a 4 door saloon
fugley
08-20-2003, 08:21 PM
Originally posted by 3rd gen noob+20 August 2003 - 20:15--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (3rd gen noob @ 20 August 2003 - 20:15)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-fugley@20 August 2003 - 21:12
Not sure - how do I tell? It&#39;s metallic puce if that helps??&nbsp; :blink:
what engine has it got?
i.e. 1.6 petrol, 1.9 diesel 2.0 turbo etc...

and how many doors? like a 3 door hatchback or a 4 door saloon [/b][/quote]
I think it&#39;s called 1.1 craptech or somat like that and I think it&#39;s got six doors - I&#39;ll check tomorrow when it&#39;s light and confirm this. :blink:
As for the fuel type - will it say on the cap?? :blink: :blink:
crazy_billy_bats
08-20-2003, 08:23 PM
i say burn the fucker and get your insurance if its a piece of piss.

On the other hand, drive a piece of shite around for another year or 2 &#33;&#33; :D
fugley
08-20-2003, 08:25 PM
Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@20 August 2003 - 20:23
i say burn the fucker and get your insurance if its a piece of piss.

On the other hand, drive a piece of shite around for another year or 2 &#33;&#33; :D
Hi Billy mate&#33;&#33;&#33; - how does it dangle??? :blink:
crazy_billy_bats
08-20-2003, 08:26 PM
Originally posted by fugley+20 August 2003 - 20:25--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (fugley @ 20 August 2003 - 20:25)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-crazy_billy_bats@20 August 2003 - 20:23
i say burn the fucker and get your insurance if its a piece of piss.

On the other hand, drive a piece of shite around for another year or 2 &#33;&#33; :D
Hi Billy mate&#33;&#33;&#33; - how does it dangle??? :blink: [/b][/quote]
ah well cant complain fugs, alls well that bell-ends well.

How are you then chummy?&#33; old car turned out a piece of shite then eh&#33;? im sure the missus is well chuffed&#33; u friggin baboon &#33;
fugley
08-20-2003, 08:33 PM
Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats+20 August 2003 - 20:26--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (crazy_billy_bats @ 20 August 2003 - 20:26)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by fugley@20 August 2003 - 20:25
<!--QuoteBegin-crazy_billy_bats@20 August 2003 - 20:23
i say burn the fucker and get your insurance if its a piece of piss.

On the other hand, drive a piece of shite around for another year or 2 &#33;&#33; :D
Hi Billy mate&#33;&#33;&#33; - how does it dangle??? :blink:
ah well cant complain fugs, alls well that bell-ends well.

How are you then chummy?&#33; old car turned out a piece of shite then eh&#33;? im sure the missus is well chuffed&#33; u friggin baboon &#33; [/b][/quote]
Cheers mate. Actually Mrs Mookins is well chuffed with the Focus. Bear in mind she&#39;s from the former USSR where the average auto is little more than a three wheeled skateboard with a setee glued to it&#33;&#33;

She thinks it is the height of luxurious western transportation&#33; I told her it&#39;s a Rolls Royce Focus and that I&#39;m Prince Charle&#39;s cousin. How long can I keep up this charade??
Bender
08-20-2003, 08:37 PM
Did I imagine it, or did just I see fugley flying past my window... :huh:


http://www.worldrallying.info/newsphotos/wrc/mcrae.jpg


...on the second floor? :blink:
fugley
08-20-2003, 08:45 PM
Originally posted by Bender@20 August 2003 - 20:37
Did I imagine it, or did just I see fugley flying past my window... :huh:


http://www.worldrallying.info/newsphotos/wrc/mcrae.jpg


...on the second floor? :blink:
Wow - I want some stickers&#33;&#33; :blink:
Bender
08-20-2003, 09:01 PM
Originally posted by fugley@20 August 2003 - 22:45
Wow - I want some stickers&#33;&#33;&nbsp; :blink:
You should. Stickers make them go faster - and spoilers too&#33; :lol:

http://www.spsdtn.com/ford%20focus.jpg
fugley
08-20-2003, 09:05 PM
Suddenly I feel a sense of genuine pride, (though tinged with sadness&#33;&#33;)
Would it be possible to print these things on me deskjet?? :blink:
titey
08-20-2003, 09:17 PM
:blink: Faster???

Heck, just stick another rubber band under the hood and double the power&#33; http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/LOL.gif


Oh... I see you like things tripled - add two rubber bands then&#33; :P
Bender
08-20-2003, 09:34 PM
Great site on what not to do to a car: http://beaterz.com (http://beaterz.com/)
Assultsniper
08-21-2003, 03:48 AM
From a scale of 1 to 10 it would get a -176
chalkmongoose
08-21-2003, 03:51 AM
I just read through this...
Please Fugley, tell me you knew something about the car you bought before you threw money at it?
Ron
08-21-2003, 04:56 AM
I know there&#39;s a policy about advertising here but.......


I could offer you one hell of a ride for far less money than you payed for that......vehicle.


Multiple rides even.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
chalkmongoose
08-21-2003, 04:58 AM
Originally posted by Ron@21 August 2003 - 04:56
I know there&#39;s a policy about advertising here but.......


I could offer you one hell of a ride for far less money than you payed for that......vehicle.


Multiple rides even.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
http://www.zoofur.com/images/1.jpg
Two feet long, five inches thick at the flair...