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Skweeky
08-10-2008, 07:35 PM
Very soon I won't be able to see the nether regions anymore, due to the size of my stomach.

Would it be safer to shave myself with the help of a few mirrors or would it be better to let the husband have a go with some Veet?

:pinch:
The Flying Cow
08-10-2008, 08:46 PM
I guess the husband would be safest.
Mr JP Fugley
08-10-2008, 09:15 PM
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Squeamous
08-10-2008, 09:35 PM
Very soon I won't be able to see the nether regions anymore, due to the size of my stomach.

Would it be safer to shave myself with the help of a few mirrors or would it be better to let the husband have a go with some Veet?

:pinch:

Can't you just get the midwife to have a go while you're squeezing the thing out? Two birds with one stone and all that :mellow:
lynx
08-11-2008, 01:17 AM
Two birds with one stone and all that :mellow:Isn't that the Muslim solution to lesbianism?
ZaZu
08-11-2008, 01:38 AM
...or you could rely on the kindness of strangers.
Biggles
08-11-2008, 06:30 PM
I think if you can't see it you can safely assume it isn't there :dabs:
Skweeky
08-11-2008, 06:35 PM
I think if you can't see it you can safely assume it isn't there :dabs:

I'd still be able to feel it though. What's the rule on that?
Squeamous
08-11-2008, 06:56 PM
I think if you can't see it you can safely assume it isn't there :dabs:

That accounts for your dearth of sexy times :happy:
Biggles
08-11-2008, 06:58 PM
I think if you can't see it you can safely assume it isn't there :dabs:

I'd still be able to feel it though. What's the rule on that?

You could go 1970s retro :w00t:
Biggles
08-11-2008, 07:01 PM
I think if you can't see it you can safely assume it isn't there :dabs:

That accounts for your dearth of sexy times :happy:

Harsh to the max! :dabs:
Skweeky
08-11-2008, 07:03 PM
1970's retro eh?

Am I going to need matching platforms?
lynx
08-11-2008, 07:54 PM
1970's retro eh?

Am I going to need matching platforms?Nah, just polish them well and no-one will notice the difference.
Squeamous
08-11-2008, 09:19 PM
That accounts for your dearth of sexy times :happy:

Harsh to the max! :dabs:

If I wasn't married things would be very different. And no, you wouldn't get a say in it :snooty:
j2k4
08-13-2008, 01:32 AM
I'd still be able to feel it though. What's the rule on that?

You could go 1970s retro :w00t:

Wasn't that known, style-wise, as a "brush-pile". :dabs:
Skweeky
08-13-2008, 06:18 AM
I dunno Kev, I wasn't alive in the 70's. You tell us :naughty:
j2k4
08-13-2008, 09:49 AM
I dunno Kev, I wasn't alive in the 70's. You tell us :naughty:

That would be the unshaven mode, of course. :whistling
enoughfakefiles
08-13-2008, 08:16 PM
I had to do this as my other half wanted it tidy down there for the birth of our daughter :pinch: