Every Time You Masturbate, God Kills A Kitten

[chalkmongoose]

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[Assultsniper]

You would have to be seriously naive to say something like that!

[chalkmongoose]

Originally posted by Assultsniper@21 August 2003 - 03:26
You would have to be seriously naive to say something like that!
That isn't true... My ma caught me when I was jus' a youngin', and she took me out back and stomped on me ol' cat named Bess... I never did that again...

[Assultsniper]

Originally posted by chalkmongoose+20 August 2003 - 22:27--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (chalkmongoose @ 20 August 2003 - 22:27)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Assultsniper@21 August 2003 - 03:26
You would have to be seriously naive to say something like that&#33;
That isn&#39;t true... My ma caught me when I was jus&#39; a youngin&#39;, and she took me out back and stomped on me ol&#39; cat named Bess... I never did that again... [/b][/quote]
Im sorry but she must be a cold hearted bitch (poor kitten)

[chalkmongoose]

Originally posted by Assultsniper+21 August 2003 - 03:29--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Assultsniper @ 21 August 2003 - 03:29)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by chalkmongoose@20 August 2003 - 22:27
<!--QuoteBegin-Assultsniper@21 August 2003 - 03:26
You would have to be seriously naive to say something like that&#33;
That isn&#39;t true... My ma caught me when I was jus&#39; a youngin&#39;, and she took me out back and stomped on me ol&#39; cat named Bess... I never did that again...
Im sorry but she must be a cold hearted bitch (poor kitten) [/b][/quote]
http://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/guys/undersign.jpg

[Assultsniper]

Originally posted by chalkmongoose+20 August 2003 - 22:33--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (chalkmongoose @ 20 August 2003 - 22:33)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Assultsniper@21 August 2003 - 03:29

Originally posted by chalkmongoose@20 August 2003 - 22:27
<!--QuoteBegin-Assultsniper@21 August 2003 - 03:26
You would have to be seriously naive to say something like that&#33;
That isn&#39;t true... My ma caught me when I was jus&#39; a youngin&#39;, and she took me out back and stomped on me ol&#39; cat named Bess... I never did that again...
Im sorry but she must be a cold hearted bitch (poor kitten)
http://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/guys/undersign.jpg [/b][/quote]
What does that have to do with anything Im married to my cousin and I take offence&#33;

[Assultsniper]

Originally posted by Assultsniper+20 August 2003 - 22:37--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Assultsniper @ 20 August 2003 - 22:37)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by chalkmongoose@20 August 2003 - 22:33

Originally posted by Assultsniper@21 August 2003 - 03:29

Originally posted by chalkmongoose@20 August 2003 - 22:27
<!--QuoteBegin-Assultsniper@21 August 2003 - 03:26
You would have to be seriously naive to say something like that&#33;
That isn&#39;t true... My ma caught me when I was jus&#39; a youngin&#39;, and she took me out back and stomped on me ol&#39; cat named Bess... I never did that again...
Im sorry but she must be a cold hearted bitch (poor kitten)
http://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/guys/undersign.jpg
What does that have to do with anything Im married to my cousin and I take offence&#33; [/b][/quote]
I hope no one actually belived that :lol:

[chalkmongoose]

Originally posted by Assultsniper+21 August 2003 - 03:48--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Assultsniper @ 21 August 2003 - 03:48)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Assultsniper@20 August 2003 - 22:37

Originally posted by chalkmongoose@20 August 2003 - 22:33

Originally posted by Assultsniper@21 August 2003 - 03:29

Originally posted by chalkmongoose@20 August 2003 - 22:27
<!--QuoteBegin-Assultsniper@21 August 2003 - 03:26
You would have to be seriously naive to say something like that&#33;
That isn&#39;t true... My ma caught me when I was jus&#39; a youngin&#39;, and she took me out back and stomped on me ol&#39; cat named Bess... I never did that again...
Im sorry but she must be a cold hearted bitch (poor kitten)
http://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/guys/undersign.jpg
What does that have to do with anything Im married to my cousin and I take offence&#33;
I hope no one actually belived that :lol: [/b][/quote]
Actually, isn&#39;t it legal in some states?

[punkerz123]

why would it be illegal? its been proven its good for you....... yeah thats right....

[Darth Sushi]

:-"
http://www.basilwhite.com/gkak.jpg

[chalkmongoose]

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[HeavyMetalParkingLot]

Originally posted by Assultsniper+21 August 2003 - 03:37--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Assultsniper @ 21 August 2003 - 03:37)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by chalkmongoose@20 August 2003 - 22:33

Originally posted by Assultsniper@21 August 2003 - 03:29

Originally posted by chalkmongoose@20 August 2003 - 22:27
<!--QuoteBegin-Assultsniper@21 August 2003 - 03:26
You would have to be seriously naive to say something like that&#33;
That isn&#39;t true... My ma caught me when I was jus&#39; a youngin&#39;, and she took me out back and stomped on me ol&#39; cat named Bess... I never did that again...
Im sorry but she must be a cold hearted bitch (poor kitten)
http://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/guys/undersign.jpg
What does that have to do with anything Im married to my cousin and I take offence&#33; [/b][/quote]
hey, nothing to be ashamed of, look how well it worked for the british royal family...........

[chalkmongoose]

Originally posted by HeavyMetalParkingLot+21 August 2003 - 04:44--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (HeavyMetalParkingLot @ 21 August 2003 - 04:44)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Assultsniper@21 August 2003 - 03:37

Originally posted by chalkmongoose@20 August 2003 - 22:33

Originally posted by Assultsniper@21 August 2003 - 03:29

Originally posted by chalkmongoose@20 August 2003 - 22:27
<!--QuoteBegin-Assultsniper@21 August 2003 - 03:26
You would have to be seriously naive to say something like that&#33;
That isn&#39;t true... My ma caught me when I was jus&#39; a youngin&#39;, and she took me out back and stomped on me ol&#39; cat named Bess... I never did that again...
Im sorry but she must be a cold hearted bitch (poor kitten)
http://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/guys/undersign.jpg
What does that have to do with anything Im married to my cousin and I take offence&#33;
hey, nothing to be ashamed of, look how well it worked for the british royal family........... [/b][/quote]
So all the Brits are married to their cousins?

[iamhere]

So if cats have 9 lives then do you have to masterbate that many times for them to die or do they die on the 1st life.

[chalkmongoose]

Originally posted by iamhere@21 August 2003 - 05:00
So if cats have 9 lives then do you have to masterbate that many times for them to die or do they die on the 1st life.
Go for it. Masturbate nine times, (and if you&#39;re a hot, sexy blonde babe with no morals) post pics here...
I&#39;ll even kill nine kittens for you.

[iamhere]

Originally posted by chalkmongoose+21 August 2003 - 05:01--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (chalkmongoose @ 21 August 2003 - 05:01)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-iamhere@21 August 2003 - 05:00
So if cats have 9 lives then do you have to masterbate that many times for them to die or do they die on the 1st life.
Go for it. Masturbate nine times, (and if you&#39;re a hot, sexy blonde babe with no morals) post pics here...
I&#39;ll even kill nine kittens for you. [/b][/quote]


If I was I wouldnt be here I would be out taking some fat ugly bald guys money&#33;

[chalkmongoose]

Originally posted by iamhere+21 August 2003 - 05:03--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (iamhere @ 21 August 2003 - 05:03)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by chalkmongoose@21 August 2003 - 05:01
<!--QuoteBegin-iamhere@21 August 2003 - 05:00
So if cats have 9 lives then do you have to masterbate that many times for them to die or do they die on the 1st life.
Go for it. Masturbate nine times, (and if you&#39;re a hot, sexy blonde babe with no morals) post pics here...
I&#39;ll even kill nine kittens for you.


If I was I wouldnt be here I would be out taking some fat ugly bald guys money&#33; [/b][/quote]
I&#39;m not bald, but I fufill the other two criteria. How much do you charge per hour?

[iamhere]

Originally posted by chalkmongoose+21 August 2003 - 05:21--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (chalkmongoose @ 21 August 2003 - 05:21)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by iamhere@21 August 2003 - 05:03

Originally posted by chalkmongoose@21 August 2003 - 05:01
<!--QuoteBegin-iamhere@21 August 2003 - 05:00
So if cats have 9 lives then do you have to masterbate that many times for them to die or do they die on the 1st life.
Go for it. Masturbate nine times, (and if you&#39;re a hot, sexy blonde babe with no morals) post pics here...
I&#39;ll even kill nine kittens for you.


If I was I wouldnt be here I would be out taking some fat ugly bald guys money&#33;
I&#39;m not bald, but I fufill the other two criteria. How much do you charge per hour? [/b][/quote]


That depends on what you want&#33;

[chalkmongoose]

Originally posted by iamhere+21 August 2003 - 05:24--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (iamhere @ 21 August 2003 - 05:24)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by chalkmongoose@21 August 2003 - 05:21

Originally posted by iamhere@21 August 2003 - 05:03

Originally posted by chalkmongoose@21 August 2003 - 05:01
<!--QuoteBegin-iamhere@21 August 2003 - 05:00
So if cats have 9 lives then do you have to masterbate that many times for them to die or do they die on the 1st life.
Go for it. Masturbate nine times, (and if you&#39;re a hot, sexy blonde babe with no morals) post pics here...
I&#39;ll even kill nine kittens for you.


If I was I wouldnt be here I would be out taking some fat ugly bald guys money&#33;
I&#39;m not bald, but I fufill the other two criteria. How much do you charge per hour?


That depends on what you want&#33; [/b][/quote]
That&#39;s really dependant on two things. A) how many holes do you have opened? and B) would you mind if I opened a few more with my rusty Bowie knife?

[iamhere]

Originally posted by chalkmongoose+21 August 2003 - 05:41--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (chalkmongoose @ 21 August 2003 - 05:41)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by iamhere@21 August 2003 - 05:24

Originally posted by chalkmongoose@21 August 2003 - 05:21

Originally posted by iamhere@21 August 2003 - 05:03

Originally posted by chalkmongoose@21 August 2003 - 05:01
<!--QuoteBegin-iamhere@21 August 2003 - 05:00
So if cats have 9 lives then do you have to masterbate that many times for them to die or do they die on the 1st life.
Go for it. Masturbate nine times, (and if you&#39;re a hot, sexy blonde babe with no morals) post pics here...
I&#39;ll even kill nine kittens for you.


If I was I wouldnt be here I would be out taking some fat ugly bald guys money&#33;
I&#39;m not bald, but I fufill the other two criteria. How much do you charge per hour?


That depends on what you want&#33;
That&#39;s really dependant on two things. A) how many holes do you have opened? and B) would you mind if I opened a few more with my rusty Bowie knife? [/b][/quote]


Damn, I was hopeing for something a little more kinky then that.