Who The F*ck Is Gerge Bush?

[Ron]

German television. :rolleyes:


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Translation:"What's George W. Bush's first name?

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Hmmm, I'm not sure. Let's ask the public.....


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Naahh, George would be too obvious! It's a trick question, isn't it? I'm going for B--> Edmund!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[chalkmongoose]

Are you serious? Are people in Germany THAT stupid?

[iamhere]

I hope that was the million $ queston. What was the next question, "what color is George Washington's white horse?"

[chalkmongoose]

Originally posted by iamhere@21 August 2003 - 05:37
I hope that was the million $ queston. What was the next question, "what color is George Washington's white horse?"
Fuck off, its obviously brown.

[iamhere]

Originally posted by chalkmongoose+21 August 2003 - 05:39--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (chalkmongoose @ 21 August 2003 - 05:39)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-iamhere@21 August 2003 - 05:37
I hope that was the million &#036; queston.&nbsp; What was the next question, "what color is George Washington&#39;s white horse?"
Fuck off, its obviously brown. [/b][/quote]


I am sorry, I didnt relize that was your mom on the show&#33;

[chalkmongoose]

Originally posted by iamhere+21 August 2003 - 05:41--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (iamhere @ 21 August 2003 - 05:41)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by chalkmongoose@21 August 2003 - 05:39
<!--QuoteBegin-iamhere@21 August 2003 - 05:37
I hope that was the million &#036; queston. What was the next question, "what color is George Washington&#39;s white horse?"
Fuck off, its obviously brown.


I am sorry, I didnt relize that was your mom on the show&#33; [/b][/quote]
My mother is slightly more overweight, and a shit load less attractive.

[TClite]

My mother is slightly more overweight, and a shit load less attractive.

lmao...good come back

[Ron]

Someone sent me these, so I don&#39;t know how much she lost. :)
This was one of the first ones, I would think. Hardly one worth a million Euros.

But my brother who lives in Germany from tme to time says it actually happened.
Apparently, the woman had to move out of her neighbourhood because everybody was laughing at her in her face.

[iamhere]

Originally posted by chalkmongoose+21 August 2003 - 05:42--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (chalkmongoose @ 21 August 2003 - 05:42)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by iamhere@21 August 2003 - 05:41

Originally posted by chalkmongoose@21 August 2003 - 05:39
<!--QuoteBegin-iamhere@21 August 2003 - 05:37
I hope that was the million &#036; queston. What was the next question, "what color is George Washington&#39;s white horse?"
Fuck off, its obviously brown.


I am sorry, I didnt relize that was your mom on the show&#33;
My mother is slightly more overweight, and a shit load less attractive. [/b][/quote]
Sounds like my type. Got any pictures?

[[P][RO][CE][SS][OR]]

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boy would i like to pee in her butt... :rolleyes:

[chalkmongoose]

Originally posted by iamhere+21 August 2003 - 05:49--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (iamhere @ 21 August 2003 - 05:49)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by chalkmongoose@21 August 2003 - 05:42

Originally posted by iamhere@21 August 2003 - 05:41

Originally posted by chalkmongoose@21 August 2003 - 05:39
<!--QuoteBegin-iamhere@21 August 2003 - 05:37
I hope that was the million &#036; queston. What was the next question, "what color is George Washington&#39;s white horse?"
Fuck off, its obviously brown.


I am sorry, I didnt relize that was your mom on the show&#33;
My mother is slightly more overweight, and a shit load less attractive.
Sounds like my type. Got any pictures? [/b][/quote]
http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com/images/fathat232.jpg

[iamhere]

Originally posted by chalkmongoose+21 August 2003 - 06:19--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (chalkmongoose @ 21 August 2003 - 06:19)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by iamhere@21 August 2003 - 05:49

Originally posted by chalkmongoose@21 August 2003 - 05:42

Originally posted by iamhere@21 August 2003 - 05:41

Originally posted by chalkmongoose@21 August 2003 - 05:39
<!--QuoteBegin-iamhere@21 August 2003 - 05:37
I hope that was the million &#036; queston. What was the next question, "what color is George Washington&#39;s white horse?"
Fuck off, its obviously brown.


I am sorry, I didnt relize that was your mom on the show&#33;
My mother is slightly more overweight, and a shit load less attractive.
Sounds like my type. Got any pictures?
http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com/images/fathat232.jpg [/b][/quote]

I know this is a stupid question cause I know the answer is Yes, but is she take. I am ready if she is.

[Ron]

Dude, she&#39;s your honey, if you got the money.
Women are alike all over the world.
Chalks mom ain&#39;t no different.

[chalkmongoose]

Damn straight. She&#39;s ready when you are. Hell, I&#39;ll even give out the number of her apartment.
212-479-7990
Good luck, I hear the going rate is 5 bucks a year.

[Ron]

Will he get a discount if he takes - let&#39;s say - a 10 year lease on her?

[bigboab]

Did she give the right answer RON. :P

[iamhere]

Wait a minute&#33; She should be paying me. I dont think she will last 5 years let alone 10 years. From the looks of it she might have about 5 min left.

[Assultsniper]

Originally posted by chalkmongoose@21 August 2003 - 00:36
Are you serious? Are people in Germany THAT stupid?
You cant judge Germans by just one person for all I know people there are better educated then most people in the U.S.

[j2k4]

Originally posted by Assultsniper+21 August 2003 - 09:44--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Assultsniper @ 21 August 2003 - 09:44)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-chalkmongoose@21 August 2003 - 00:36
Are you serious? Are people in Germany THAT stupid?
You cant judge Germans by just one person for all I know people there are better educated then most people in the U.S. [/b][/quote]
Exactly so-

This woman, for example, had a PhD. ;)

No ordinary Germen hausfrau, she.

[j2k4]

By the way, I myself am not too sure who Gerge Bush is, either. :huh:

[Assultsniper]

George bush? I thought we were talking about John Wayne here&#33;

[lynx]

More importantly, who the heck does George Bush think he is. :wacko:

[Assultsniper]

Originally posted by lynx@21 August 2003 - 09:58
More importantly, who the heck does George Bush think he is. :wacko:
God is the right answer

[shelly]

Originally posted by j2k4@21 August 2003 - 14:52
By the way, I myself am not too sure who Gerge Bush is, either. :huh:
:D Its RONS father ;)

[wormless]

bush hes the one who told blair to go 2war wen we didnt wanna go grrrr

[Benno]

Originally posted by j2k4+21 August 2003 - 16:50--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (j2k4 @ 21 August 2003 - 16:50)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Assultsniper@21 August 2003 - 09:44
<!--QuoteBegin-chalkmongoose@21 August 2003 - 00:36
Are you serious? Are people in Germany THAT stupid?
You cant judge Germans by just one person for all I know people there are better educated then most people in the U.S.
Exactly so-

This woman, for example, had a PhD. ;)

No ordinary Germen hausfrau, she. [/b][/quote]
Stupid side question. Whats a PhD? :huh:

[Jay]

what about the dumb audience, about half of the people didnt know the answer was george

[kAb]

wow. thats embaressing...

[iamhere]

You dont have to know who he is to get the answer right. They used a simple question to make someone think it was too easy and miss it. People tend to make things harder then they really are and that is why she missed the question. Its like asking "Which is heavier, a pound of lead or a pound of feathers." Alot of people are going to say lead cause lead is heavier the feathers, but that is not the right answer cause a pound of anything is still a pound.

[bigboab]

What about an ounce of gold and an ounce of feathers? They are not the same weight are they?

http://www.toostupidtobepresident.com/images/grinch1_2b.gif

[j2k4]

Originally posted by Benno+21 August 2003 - 10:23--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Benno &#064; 21 August 2003 - 10:23)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by j2k4@21 August 2003 - 16:50

Originally posted by Assultsniper@21 August 2003 - 09:44
<!--QuoteBegin-chalkmongoose@21 August 2003 - 00:36
Are you serious? Are people in Germany THAT stupid?
You cant judge Germans by just one person for all I know people there are better educated then most people in the U.S.
Exactly so-

This woman, for example, had a PhD. ;)

No ordinary Germen hausfrau, she.
Stupid side question. Whats a PhD? :huh:[/b][/quote]
PhD=Doctor of Philosophy-a high degree.

Also: Piled Higher and Deeper.