'ello I'm New

[Bulla]

Now then people, how are we all? B)

[balamm]

'ello I'm New, yes, yes I am!

reeeeeeally...... ??

Yur a talented noob then. pictures and avatars and all. ;)

[-Archwolf-]

http://www.ml20.nowinbeta.org/welcomeani.gif

[Bulla]

Originally posted by balamm@21 August 2003 - 11:09

'ello I'm New, yes, yes I am!

reeeeeeally...... ??

Yur a talented noob then. pictures and avatars and all. ;)
Yes, I'm very talented, having a sig and avatar is very sophisticated work.

[Bulla]

I'v posted 2 posts but it still says I have 0 posts???

[4play]

posts in the lounge do not count. it stops certain unnamed folks spamming :D

[Bulla]

Oh well, nevermind.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by 4play@21 August 2003 - 11:33
posts in the lounge do not count. it stops certain unnamed folks spamming :D
<_< Hmmmmm What you talkin&#39; bout <_<

Welcome Bulla :)

Hope you have fun B)

Male/Female?? ;) :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[4play]

Hmmmmm What you talkin&#39; bout&nbsp;

not pointing any fingers jonno :-"

[chalice]

Welcome. :)

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by 4play@21 August 2003 - 11:46

Hmmmmm What you talkin&#39; bout

not pointing any fingers jonno :-"
<_< You don&#39;t have to <_<

You&#39;re looking at me funny <_< ............Oooo........Hey Baby :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[4play]

of course im looking at you funny it those masculine poses with the guitar and bike that does it. :rolleyes:

[Bulla]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+21 August 2003 - 11:35--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS @ 21 August 2003 - 11:35)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-4play@21 August 2003 - 11:33
posts in the lounge do not count. it stops certain unnamed folks spamming :D
<_< Hmmmmm What you talkin&#39; bout <_<

Welcome Bulla :)

Hope you have fun B)

Male/Female?? ;) :lol: :lol:

Jonno B) [/b][/quote]
I&#39;m male, thats why I have the sexiest girls in the world in my sig, Girls Aloud.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by 4play@21 August 2003 - 11:56
of course im looking at you funny it those masculine poses with the guitar and bike that does it. :rolleyes:
*Raises one eyebrow and grins cool*..........Yeah that&#39;s what they all tell me B)

So How YOU Doin&#39; B)

Hang on :blink: ................Is you extracting the Micheal? <_<

/Me thinks you not think I sexy <_< ...........Hmmmmm..........want a free eye test :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[Bulla]

Its Terminator in Jonno&#39;s sig look, with the bike&#33;

[Bulla]

Hey I&#39;v posted elsewhere and It still says I have 0 posts?

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by Bulla@21 August 2003 - 11:59
Its Terminator in Jonno&#39;s sig look, with the bike&#33;
Like I ain&#39;t heard that before B)

Pasta la meatballs............Baby :lol: :lol: :lol:

You still did&#39;nt answer my question, although judging from your av and sig I&#39;d say you&#39;re a geeza <_<

Jonno B)

[4play]

tut tut jonno he did answer the question he said he is male and they are girls aloud in the sig ;)

all off topic posts count as zero so the other post in funny stuff does not count either.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by 4play@21 August 2003 - 12:03
tut tut jonno he did answer the question he said he is male and they are girls aloud in the sig ;)


Yeah but I thought I&#39;d just post something :P :lol: :lol:


Jonno B)

[Bulla]

yeah I&#39;m male, I&#39;m Bulla&#33;

Bish Boshing Bulla&#33;&#33;

[4play]

i wondered where i heard that name. is it from the 11 o&#39;clock show.

its that great big bloke in prison sketch aint it. :lol:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by Bulla@21 August 2003 - 12:11
yeah I&#39;m male, I&#39;m Bulla&#33;

Bish Boshing Bulla&#33;&#33;
Damn :angry:

Oh well.......I&#39;ll just call you dude then B)

Yo dude B)

<_< Spam <_< :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[Skweeky]

Welcome welcome welcome


/me does teh welcomes dance



Sit down, grab a beer (or whatever you like to drink), there are snacks in the fridge, the pool&#39;s outside, there&#39;s also a sauna and a jacuzzi, but I&#39;m in the jacuzzi with Jonno for the moment, so please don&#39;t disturb :lol:

[[B][O][T]]

Posts: 1

:rolleyes:

BOT

[Bulla]

Originally posted by 4play@21 August 2003 - 12:12
i wondered where i heard that name. is it from the 11 o&#39;clock show.

its that great big bloke in prison sketch aint it. :lol:
Yeah, he was a right funny bastard.

[Bulla]

Originally posted by [B][O][T]@21 August 2003 - 12:16
Posts: 1

:rolleyes:

BOT
Eh?

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by Skweeky@21 August 2003 - 12:15
but I&#39;m in the jacuzzi with Jonno for the moment, so please don&#39;t disturb :lol:
Is that you making this hard?? <_< :lol: :lol:

Or is it the bubbles :lol: :lol:

Sorry Skweeky, I left the Do Not Disturb sign on the bedroom door :(
Oh well.......We just have to give em a show ;) :D

Jonno B)

[Skweeky]

But Jonno......explicit materials can&#39;t be posted here :o

[thewizeard]

Welcome Bulla,

just a word of advice, these dudes are all ok, just watch out for Ron...He will wanna know a few things about you. 1. do you prefer Ketchup or bolognese sauce. 2. Do you like cucumbers..... Just make sure you answer these two questions correctly, then you will get on fine here&#33;

[Skweeky]

psst Bulla, I&#39;ve got a copy of the test

answer to Q1: Ketchup
Q2: yes, I absolutely adore cucumbers, and larger vegetables too

[lynx]

Bulla, watch these sneaky ketchup devils, the answer to Question 1 is Bolognese. :angry:

Edit: Ron has been known to do nasty things with the cucumbers to people who answer &#39;Ketchup&#39; :-"

[Skweeky]

See, that&#39;s commander lynx; he&#39;s a bolognese lover. They&#39;re very evil and need to be avoided. I&#39;m commander Skweeky, from the CKIA (Central Ketchup Intelligence Agency). We strive for more freedom concerning eating pasta&#33; We&#39;re revolutionary, they&#39;re the conservatives.
You&#39;ll need to decide quickly what side to choose&#33;
We have tried to sign treaties, but the negociations have been sabotaged my the Bolognese lovers :angry:

[Lamsey]

I am the Director General of the UC (United Condiments), and despite my personal attempts to broker a peace deal at the HPSNC (a neutral venue - the HP Sauce Negotiations Centre), we have been unable to contain the hostilities between these condiment terrorists.

Beware that both sides have WMS (Weapons of Mass Spam) and are liable to deploy them at any time.
This is a clear and present threat to the K-Lite Board and its allies.
Estimates show that their spamming programmes can be put in to place and executed within 45 minutes.

[lynx]

Look closely at skweeky&#39;s sig: they make you eat mice.
And there is poor Bender being threatened with a meat cleaver if he doesn&#39;t eat pasta covered in ketchup. Such a good ad for ketchup - the only way they can get decent people to eat it is with threats of violence.

Edit: hope that&#39;s not Weemouse, we haven&#39;t seen her for a few days.

[Skweeky]

Lies, lies all lies. I&#39;m a cat, so I eat mice, that&#39;s only natural. I have never forced Bender to eat anything. There are even some pics of him putting ketchup on his pasta&#33;&#33;&#33;

We are a peace loving unit really, but we shall not accept that the bolognese lovers take over the world and ban ketchup :angry:

[Lamsey]

Originally posted by lynx@21 August 2003 - 14:22
Edit: hope that&#39;s not Weemouse, we haven&#39;t seen her for a few days.
I think it&#39;s the famous Dwarvish delicacy "Rat and Ketchup", available from all good Discworld fast-food stalls.


WeeMouse hasn&#39;t been about because I&#39;ve been reinstalling Windows on her computer, but am only able to work on evenings seeing as she&#39;s at work all day.

[Skweeky]

who&#39;s the dwarf here? <_<

You think we don&#39;t know you have this sympathy for the bolognese lovers? Ha&#33; Neutral my ass&#33;

[lynx]

Ketchup - what does the word mean ?

It isn&#39;t a sauce at all, the word is derived from &#39;catsup&#39; (it is still called that in some places) which is shortened from cats soup. Of course it contains mice, but they try to mask the flavour with tomatoes.

[Lamsey]

You see the difficulties we have here?

We are now commencing an evacuation of mice from Belgium and deploying peacekeeping forces to restrain any acts of Condiment Terrorism evident in the area.

We would remind both Ketchupites and Bolognesians that any condiment terrorism (including spamming, flaming and posting of ebaumsworld images) is a direct contravention of UC resolution 1441 and will be punishable by a Condiment Crimes Tribunal, which has the power of enforcing the operation of Condiment Inspectors in your base camps.

[Lamsey]

And it&#39;s only a matter of time before George W. Bush decides to take action against you, as the Pentagon has just recieved intelligence that the Pretzel incident involved a pasta sauce.

Details are sketchy and we are unable to ascertain the exact nature of this sauce at this moment, but as soon as the Americans find out they&#39;ll go and blow up some random country for it.

[lynx]

France seems pretty random at times, I bet they go for France.

[thewizeard]

Originally posted by Lamsey@21 August 2003 - 15:35
You see the difficulties we have here?

We are now commencing an evacuation of mice from Belgium and deploying peacekeeping forces to restrain any acts of Condiment Terrorism evident in the area.

We would remind both Ketchupites and Bolognesians that any condiment terrorism (including spamming, flaming and posting of ebaumsworld images) is a direct contravention of UC resolution 1441 and will be punishable by a Condiment Crimes Tribunal, which has the power of enforcing the operation of Condiment Inspectors in your base camps.
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[Skweeky]

pfff, George Bush, I bet he&#39;s one of those posh bolognese lovers <_<

WE wanted to sign the treaty, THEY f*ucked up :angry:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Steady steady :unsure: .....You&#39;re upseting my Skweeky :angry:

Come here...Skweeky>>http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/hug.gif<<Jonno

@Nigel.......
"a wise man/mouse counts for two&#33;&#33;"
Ermmm.....Ok :blink: :P :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[thewizeard]

Bulla, has kept quiet for some time now, could it be that his name is short for Bullagnese?

[Lamsey]

Originally posted by nigel123@21 August 2003 - 14:46
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Translation:

ketchup lovers beware&#33; lamsey is far from neutral, and is secretly known to partake in eating of disgusting bolognese with pasta&#33; he even steals cheese from weemouse and sprinkles it all over the top of his pasta&#33; so don&#39;t be fooled. remember "a wise man/mouse counts for two&#33;&#33;"

Lies and deceit, spread by immoral warmongers. I recognise the merits of all condiments, and am impartial towards all of them.

Our intelligence forces are working hard to uncover the source of these encoded rumours. Initial reports suggest a terrorist enclave in Middelburg, The Netherlands.

[Alucard1475]

Welcome http://www.ml20.nowinbeta.org/rule.gif
You&#39;ve surely come to the right place :unsure:

[Bulla]

Well I&#39;ll answer these questions honestly 1) Ketchup 2) No, I hate cucumbers.

Cheers people.

[thewizeard]

As ketchup lover here is your secret ketchup translator (http://home.no.net/hellshl/main/translate.html) that in no way must get into the hands of Ron&#33; .....