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The Flying Cow
08-19-2008, 03:12 PM
Wish us luck. :cool:

brotherdoobie
08-19-2008, 03:13 PM
The public teat thanks you and yours.


-bd

Acid_death69
08-19-2008, 03:16 PM
go get em tiger!

The Flying Cow
08-19-2008, 05:51 PM
You'll be contacted for a series of interviews, she said.

Hope it all works out.

chalice
08-19-2008, 05:54 PM
Doing what?

Agrajag
08-19-2008, 05:54 PM
Replying to his thread, you.

chalice
08-19-2008, 05:55 PM
Same.

I'd do that for minimum wage.

Agrajag
08-19-2008, 05:59 PM
I'd do it for nothing if I really had to.

chalice
08-19-2008, 06:00 PM
And it's to your credit.

Or not, as the case may be. :unsure:

The Flying Cow
08-19-2008, 06:09 PM
Waiting tables at Hard Rock Cafe.

chalice
08-19-2008, 06:11 PM
Seriously?

A series of interviews to be a waiter, like?

Fuck me.

The Flying Cow
08-19-2008, 06:16 PM
Yeah. Three from what I've heard.

It's a bar/restaurant of good repute. Tourists tip nicely.

Skweeky
08-19-2008, 06:59 PM
Yeah but mate... I didn't even have 3 interviews for my job and they had to make sure I spoke a few foreign languages :lol:

brotherdoobie
08-19-2008, 07:01 PM
Yeah but mate... I didn't even have 3 interviews for my job and they had to make sure I spoke a few foreign languages :lol:

Yes, but you don't get tips.


-bd

Skweeky
08-19-2008, 07:03 PM
I so do :snooty:

At Christmas time my customers send me things like champagne and chocolate and biscuits.

brotherdoobie
08-19-2008, 07:07 PM
I so do :snooty:

At Christmas time my customers send me things like champagne and chocolate and biscuits.


Sweet. I got a fruitcake from the head of my IT department last year, ffs.
Fruitcake is evil.


-bd :(

Skweeky
08-19-2008, 07:10 PM
My mate made a fruitcake last year for Christmas. You could have weighed down a corps with it.

brotherdoobie
08-19-2008, 07:12 PM
My mate made a fruitcake last year for Christmas. You could have weighed down a corps with it.

They're more dense like than the bt section. True story.


-bd

chalice
08-19-2008, 07:13 PM
I've got a mate who's a fruitcake and I've also got a mate who's a corpse.

Come to think of it, the corpse was also a fruitcake.

Skweeky
08-19-2008, 07:14 PM
That's saying something...

The Flying Cow
08-19-2008, 07:15 PM
Yes, he's admitting to a killing. Of sorts.

brotherdoobie
08-19-2008, 07:15 PM
I've got a mate who's a fruitcake and I've also got a mate who's a corpse.

Come to think of it, the corpse was also a fruitcake.


And fruitcake taste like AIDS...


-bd

Skweeky
08-19-2008, 07:17 PM
I'm always surprised how it doesn't fall straight through you.

chalice
08-19-2008, 07:18 PM
I've got a mate who's a fruitcake and I've also got a mate who's a corpse.

Come to think of it, the corpse was also a fruitcake.


And fruitcake taste like AIDS...


-bd

I'll take your word for it.

Does it taste anything like HIV? I've heard the flavours are similar.

The Flying Cow
08-19-2008, 07:21 PM
Flavour's the word of the moment.

Skweeky
08-19-2008, 07:22 PM
I heard it's more like syphillis. With all the goo and that, you know.

brotherdoobie
08-19-2008, 07:22 PM
And fruitcake taste like AIDS...


-bd

I'll take your word for it.

Does it taste anything like HIV? I've heard the flavours are similar.

If cooked properly they're both delicious (the former is usually well done and the latter is rare).